In a move that has shocked America Mark Zuckerberg has only gone and learnt a second language. And no, I don’t mean redneck hillbilly.
Nowadays people get pretty sensitive when it comes to their airspace. The UK had some unwelcome visitors recently and sent out the big guns to shoo them off.
So you started off with good intentions of paying attention for the entirety of yesterday’s address by Jacob Zuma, then your mind drifted. What did you miss? The Mail and Guardian have made it easy for us.
You’ve heard of ‘happy wife happy life’, right? Well one way to ensure you and the missus are on the best of terms is to take the hassle out of parenting.
Looks like someone forgot to tell this kid some of the basics of general firecracker safety. I think his parents might be having a stern chat with him after his narrow escape.
I don’t know what they are putting in the water in Arizona these days but this 15-year-old kid might have also been bitten by a radioactive spider. Huge dunks ahead.
You wouldn’t think Madonna and professional wrestling have much of a cross-over appeal but this worked-up Scotsman proves otherwise. He really is quite a character.
Every kid should have the chance to fall on their ‘gat’ whilst attempting a kick-flip. The guys at ‘The Pigeon Plan’ agree and have taken action to get our local lads kitted out with some skating know-how.
As we slowly come to terms with the farce that was SONA we can take some solace in the fact that we are not alone. Turkey, it seems, also enjoy a little parliamentary brawl.
There’s deals, good deals and EFFING GREAT deals. This guy falls into the latter category, which is why we want to see you guys getting up to call kinds of madness in the coming months.
Remember that time you saw the old school bully flipping burgers at McDonald’s and you did about ten inside fist pumps? Well there’s no such happy ending here.
It’s usually pretty funny lagging at one of your mates when he doesn’t handle his weed too well. This, however, ain’t all that funny and I actually feel a little sorry for Mr Snow.
You’re probably aware that SAA have been receiving some serious bailout money from the state treasurer of late. One man, TravelStart’s CEO, isn’t at all surprised.
Calling all ‘Back to the Future’ fans out there – now you can pimp out your iPhone 6 to look like the famed DeLorean flying car. Yes it’s all kinds of geeky but your secret’s safe with us.
Graeme Smith has officially confirmed he is getting a divorce after four years of marriage. Chin up Biff.
According to Google Analytics, 2oceansvibe.com’s readership has grown 186% for the first ‘hands-on-deck’ portion of the year. This isn’t the first time it’s happened, mind you..
If you were to list the jobs you might think Pope Francis had growing up I’m pretty sure bouncer would be right down the bottom. Alas, we know he likes to spring a surprise on us now and again.
Rolls-Royce are delving into new territory with their latest offering. They’re not exactly keen on us calling it an SUV though…sorry fellas.
Had just about enough of everyone talking about that blerrie movie already? This isn’t a post about some kinky sex stuff, although how you put your gazebo to use is really up to you.
Hey you, yes you! Do you ever feel like illegally jamming the cellphone signal of those around you so that they aren’t allowed to freely disseminate information? Well you’re in luck then…
When it comes to parenting everyone has their own take on what makes or breaks a child. The ‘father’ of our nation, ol’ Jacob to the Zuma, could well do with learning a few of these handy tips.
Yanking wild animals from their natural environment and training them for human entertainment can be a troublesome affair, not too mention those notoriously ill-tempered bearded women. Enter the drones.
I know lozenges are soothing and can take away that burn the morning after a big one but I feel someone may have missed the boat on this one…
Steer clear of that awful lobster-like tan after some day drinking in the sun and park off on your patio in peace with this ripper of a deal on a stylish umbrella.
This list doesn’t make for pretty viewing ladies and gentlemen. The only plus side? You can now cross a few destinations off that list of places you can’t wait to visit.
I imagine parking is at a premium in Tokyo but this solution has to be seen to be believed. Take a bow my friends, you have played out of your tiny little boots.
Video has surfaced of the Copenhagen gunman taking part in a kick-boxing match against a Danish opponent. Unfortunately he was not rendered incapacitated and the rest is history.
I suppose we should all feel a pang of guilt each time we eat commercially-farmed livestock bought from a supermarket but hey, at least we aren’t eating elephants and lions Uncle Bob.
There’s that pesky traffic fine you got for R650. Then there’s that fine you got after a couple too many toots which proved a little steeper. Lance, the floor is yours.
The common misconception is that eating healthy means spending more moola and settling for less in the taste department. Bollocks, we say. Let’s see how healthy equals hungry.