So the poster for 50 Cent’s new movie is out. Before I say anything, I think it’s best if you just bask in its glory. It’s almost too beautiful for words. I’m having trouble breathing. “One gun, many lives lost.” GUN. Like, singular, right? You think maybe the one on the left is called Gun, […]
Regular readers will know that I’ve worked on all sorts of campaigns over the last eight years – with most of them being very unique and different and fun in their own way. I have been working with the Smirnoff Experience “Mashup Street” with Tiesto vibe over the last few weeks and I can categorically […]
Last week we gifted you an article about those beer-can stickers that allow you to have a sundowner on the beach without getting arrested. Very cool. But not cool enough, for the serious beer-drinkers out there, it seems.. The more laddish lads out there will be enthused at the suggestion of this new beer aquapack […]
It’s always a pleasure to see 2oceansvibe Weather Girls killing-it on the instanet. Take Lyndall Jarvis, for example, who joined Julz for the debut “On The Couch” episode for Car Magazine’s website. “CARtv’s Juliet McGuire chats to her friend Lyndall Jarvis, who was voted FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World, about her motoring adventures, what […]
2oceansvibe Character, Six Figures, sent in this beautiful vibe: Seth, See attached, a small Indian guy in Singapore has the cure for every disease in the world. You’d have to think that if you got that close then you would probably hold out the formal announcement of your discovery until you tick off “death” as […]
Chris Roper nailed it on the head in his Mail & Guardian article about Die Antwoord – now post-Coachella festival, where they took the yanks on a beautiful ride. Here is the footage from Coachella, including HILARIOUS interviews with mainstream American TV. Die Antwoord Are God Damn, I love Die Antwoord. It’s like we’ve taken […]
I had the pleasure of attending a mind-blowing show on Wednesday night, courtesy of Cosmopolitan. It was held at Vaudeville in town and was presented as a proper show – not some random fashion ramp with models plonking along, but a full-on spectacular! 2oceansvibe Weather Girl, Lisa Cowley Killing it at the Cosmo Jeans Fashion […]
The 2oceansvibers out there show their support in all sorts of ways. Some of them just drop an email from time to time, saying how much they enjoy the vibe, whilst others prefer to stalk and ask weird questions in public. Either way, I’ve got nothing but love for you, baby! But then you get […]
Table Mountain needs your vote to become one of the New7Wonders of Nature in 2011! Table Mountain Table Mountain has been shortlisted, along with 28 other natural wonders, for the prestigious accolade. On April 7, 2010, Table Mountain was sitting in the bottom half of the rankings, meaning that much help is needed for Cape […]
20 days ago we got hold of a group shot of a number of South Africa’s top comedian (here) and we asked you if anyone knew what it was about. The comments under the article identified names of comedians in the picture, including Barry Hilton, Nik Rabinowitz, Marc Lottering, John Vlismas, Loyiso Gola, Mark Banks, […]
This time we’ve got a guy advertising a digs, with a view to dominating Long Street like it’s never been dominated before! All he needs is a wing man. A straight, good looking, wing man! Check it out: See original ad HERE R3,000 a month for the best time of your life it looks like! […]
I did the right thing and bought a pair of the limited edition Alexander Mcqueen Puma’s the other day and they’re basically incredible. Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes inside your body more? Daddy’s new Alexander McQueen Puma’s… Pop Ya Collar would approve. It’s unfortunate that making love to shoes is illegal in […]
I was dying to tell you about my new shirts that came in from Collar and Cuff,” but the excitement of The Vibe party kind of threw me and I completely forgot! Luckily there has been a stream of emails asking where I got the shirt I wore at the party from – which reminded […]
Not for one second do I claim to operate in a typo free zone, but neither do I fall into the “traditional” and “mass” media category – a place where “serious” journalists operate. At the same time, you would be very hard pressed to find a headline typo on these pages. Which brings me to […]
This is a friendly public announcement to all the angels out there : Tomorrow (March 26) is National Cleavage Day. And that, my darling, is a FACT. You are encouraged to do the right thing and celebrate the vibe in the same way that Wonderbra model and 2oceansvibe Weather Girl (as featured on Top Billing), […]
I marvel at videos like this. Not because of the obvious fact that the guy looks like a raging porn star, but more because of the fact that we did not realise it at the time. I remember watching Body Beat, the early morning TV exercise show in the late 80’s, with a straight face. […]
It’s quite fortunate that one doesn’t have to think too clearly when dealing with photographs, because my head is not in the correct space to entertain thought. For example these pics. You don’t have to THINK too much to decipher the fact that the angels at The Vibe party were smoking hot and the party […]
This is a terribly clever video which some of you will get and some of you won’t. It’s unfortunate that some people I’ve shown didn’t get it, but I know that won’t be the case with you – because you’re a 2oceansviber. You’re smart, right? So the video is a made-up trailer for a film […]
Maybe not quite what you had in mind? But don’t fright – this is about a kind of teabagging that doesn’t see you on your back, with your head over the side of the sofa. It’s a novel new vibe, featuring celebrities images attached to teabags, making it look like they’re chilling out in your […]
A big welcome to the Griffin laptop stand, which raises the book to where I need it – thus improving my posture. And then, just for kicks, try out the wireless (my bru) keyboard and mouse below. Just to further improve your vibe. And that mouse, that’s not a normal mouse. You can swipe your […]
You know the South African model who became one of the Victoria’s Secret angels? Candice Swanepoel, ja, that’s the one. Well this just happened. Candice Swanepoel up front Candice Swanepoel from *cough* behind Did you like those pics? Well then you’re gonna love what Esquire Magazine has gone and done. Enjoy this – they’ve put […]
Look, I’m aware that I give “hope” and that I’m a “role model” to many hot men and women around the world, but it never struck me that I was a “leader” as well. Hell, that’s bloody marvelous, man! Get yourselves a copy of the latest issue of Leadership Magazine and quietly enjoy our little […]
A week or so ago I told you about the return of the much desired (and missed) Levi’s 507 Jeans. You remember, they’re the ones that don’t taper, they aren’t skinny and they don’t flare as much as a bootleg – they are as straight as they come! Just the way I like it! As […]
This article and song is dedicated to all the people out there who have joined the movement to never answer unknown or private numbers on our cellphones. Ok check it out – have you heard bout the rapper by the name of Busy Signal? Absolutely no problem if you haven’t. Grab a seat and let […]
Our most recent Mango Airlines Magazine competition on 2oceansvibe is coming along beautifully – rewarding every correct entry with a FREE Butlers pizza and a FREE voucher for the Euromillions Lottery! You will recall we told you the following: We’re giving away a free Butlers pizza and a free Euromillions Lottery voucher to everyone who […]
We can only hope and pray that SA’s hottest party DJ’s, The Wedding DJ’s wear their new shirts (bought for them by friends and SA music/internet sensation, Die Antwoord) at “The Vibe“ party, next week Friday 19 March. The Wedding DJ’s in their new kit Courtesy of Die Antwoord Our buddies at WatKykJy pointed out […]
You might not know what a “Rube Goldberg Machine” is, so I’ll tell you. “A Rube Goldberg machine is a deliberately over engineered machine that performs a very simple task in a very complex fashion, usually including a chain reaction. The expression is named after American cartoonist and inventor Rube Goldberg.” I think Rube was […]
It’s all coming back It’s all coming back to me now There were moments of gold And there were flashes of light There were things we’d never do again But then they’d always seemed right There were nights of endless pleasure It was more than all your laws allow Baby, baby, baby Last night’s lightning […]
You don’t get more single than Snoddie. He is seriously verging on being the generic. One day people will ask if you’re in a relationship or if you’re “Snoddie.” Then he’ll have to tell them that he actually is Snoddie. And they’ll be like, “Oh my God!! You’re the guy!!!” And he’ll be like “Yeah!!!” […]
It’s a massive week for 2oceansvibe and Butlers this week. Not only has the much anticipated “Rotherham” pizza been launched on the menu, but fellow 2oceansvibe sponsor, NoMU spices, is also featuring on the menu. That’s right, for the first time ever, peri-peri will be available as a topping on your pizza – and it’s […]