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ALEXANDER FORBES SHATTERING DREAMS AGAIN
08 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
You have heard the news that they are having an Idols final vote recount, right? No, I’m not kidding. Let’s break it down. This, from News24: Cape Town – M-Net has announced that they have begun to audit votes for Idols because of “system problems“. “The moment we were alerted to possible […]
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JACK BAUER HEADBUTTS FASHION DESIGNER
07 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
A little bit awkward this whole vibe. It took place at at an after-party in New York for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala. Kiefer Sutherland was there and so was Brooke “Blue Lagoon” Shields. Then apparently this fashion designer guy, Jack McCollough, knocked Shields over. Whether it was on purpose or not […]
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FLYING PIGS
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Spotted in Cape Town, seemingly with reference to the global SWINE FLU outbreak and its possible spread in and around the Cape Flats. Oh dear me. We seriously need to work on our spelling guys. Are you aware that one word can change the story completely? And are you aware that two words […]
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KENTUCKY FRIED SOMETHING
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Keeper of the faith, Doug W, sent in the following disturbing cautionary scrawl written on the wall of the KFC drive-through, in the Rosmead area of Harfield/Kenilworth. Seth, Hanging off the backend of a bender – myself and the missus were looking for a KFC, something to soak up the booze! Anyway, not feeling […]
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PINELANDS “ROCKED TO THE CORE” FOLLOWING LATEST ATTACK
01 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
This just in. Having spent some time in my youth in Pinelands, it always cuts me deep when I hear bad stories to do with the once sleepy hollow. I was having a great day today, between working on the movie script and some down time at Caprice – before I received this email and […]
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POSSIBLE SWINE FLU IN SA
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Ok, the whole “swine flu” topic is on everyone’s lips (good one) and I think it’s reaching a point where we need to be more educated on the topic. Let’s get through that, then we’ll chat about these recent local cases. A friend of mine, Wilfred Ikipedia, filled me in on the vibe. check it […]
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YOU DIRTY OLD SWINE!
28 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Wow, I certainly hope that this doesn’t effect our local tequila supplies. Remember when that happened a few years back? Suddenly there was no tequila in town. In fact, there was a global tequila shortage if I remember correctly. Hectique! Anyway, you may have heard about the Swine Flu outbreak all over the US. From […]
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WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE?
23 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is without a doubt the most extreme I’ve seen. Although admittedly crude, one must give the person credit to cruise around with a straight face, in this: KUM CAN WP Although I can’t imagine the angels taking too kindly to it. [thanks ant]
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MARA LOSES IT ON IDOLS
21 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I sent out a tweet on Sunday night with the following photo of Mara on Idols, as I waited for Carte Blanche to start. I sent with it the words, “Haaaahahahaha” which was what I was doing at the time – completely hosing myself. Who are you? Aah ja – good old Mara. […]
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MEL GIBSON’S INDISCRETIONS DON’T END WITH RUSSIAN STARLETS
20 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Well if it wasn’t enough that Mel Gibson is gong to lose $500,000,000 to his wife (here) as a result of his alleged boning of a Russian pop star (here); more revealing details and images have emerged, suggesting that his state of mind is definitely in question. Braveheart fans should probably turn away as they […]
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THE 500 YARD STARE
16 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Jesus, Rachel – chill out! What’s eating Jennifer A(r)niston?
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CLAREMONT ESTATE AGENCY USING PLAYBOY BUNNIES TO SELL HOUSES
15 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I took a double take, nay, a triple take this weekend as I browsed through the property section of the Weekend Argus. The first thing that jumped out of the Vineyard Estates page was the fact that the estate agent featured for the one property had a superimposed bow-tie on. How bizarre, I thought to […]
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PARIS HILTON AS R2-D2
06 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Everyone remain calm. In a few hours time a spaceship will be arriving to pick us up to take us to another dimension. You will all be given matching clothing and shoes, as well as a special cocktail which must be consumed before embarking on this adventure to the new world. Paris Hilton will be […]
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TOE SHOES WILL NOT TAKE OFF
02 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
I must admit I have NEVER come across these things before, so I’ll let Mano run you through them: Hey Seth, Just as Crocs wind down I find these guys. VERY naughty! Some oke was wearing these at the UCT match just now. Normal as ever. Just standing there watching. As if […]
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VERY NAUGHTY
02 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
This guy COMPLETELY pushed his luck: But I’m not talking about the ACTUAL plate, which is fairly-to-mildly radical (FABDAD – WP) – I’m talking about what is written underneath it : “DIRTY SEXY MONEY.” Jesus, bru! You’re pushing it! It would be quite sick on a beetle – for that sarcastic angle. But, […]
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FRITZL BECOMES ADVERTISING VEHICLE
31 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Joseph Fritzl , the guy that kept his daughter as a sex slave underground and raped her and had a number of kids with her and killed one, gave some good exposure to a certain brand of file binder. Fritzl holds his preferred brand in front of his face No, no – this […]
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SUPERSPORT DROPS JOOST VAN DER WESTHUIZEN FOLLOWING SEX TAPE ALLEGATIONS
31 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It looks like the latest allegations made by ex-Teazers stripper, Marilize Emmenis, are enough for Supersport to issue Joost van der Westhuizen a yellow card. News24 reports: Cooling off period for Joost Johannesburg – Representatives of the management of SuperSport met with former Springbok Joost van der Westhuizen on Monday to discuss […]
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WHY CYCLING SHORTS ALWAYS COME IN BLACK
30 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I’d say the colour black has the monopoly when it comes to cycling shorts colours. I think we should have a quick recap as to why that is. Here is a super cool group of cyclists wearing black shorts: Cyclists – in black shorts(I think it’s fair to say they are lined up according […]
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NATALIE PORTMAN AND SEAN PENN SITTING IN A TREE
26 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Natalie Portman and Sean Penn were caught kissing. Sean Penn Quietly confident Let’s just pause for a moment and let that sink in. Ok. I’m sure we’re all experiencing similar emotions right now. We’re torn between the anger one feels when a favorite 27 year old starlet is exposed to a 48 year […]
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NEW HOME AFFAIRS SERVICE CHECKS IF YOU’RE ALIVE
25 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
I’m so stoked. The South African Department of Home Affairs obviously believe that pinching yourself is not enough. They have very cleverly released an incredibly useful new online verification service, which let’s you type in your ID number and find out if you’re dead or alive! I know – how awesome? Of course I’m not […]
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THE DALAI LAMA IS “VERY DISAPPOINTED” WITH US
24 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Nobel peace laureate and Richard Gere’s best mate, The Dalai Lama, is “very disappointed” by South Africa’s decision denying him a visa to enter South Africa. This, following intense pressure from China, who despise His Holiness. I really must apologise, bru – if we had anything to do with it, you know you’d get a […]
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