Following the most recent information we learnt regarding Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual‘s real name (Peter), we received this from Nikki T who seems to have worked out his second name. Footage taken on Thursday night at FTV bar. The trademark bodyshape push Everything stems from the tip of the right hand.. ..down to […]
There are a lot of key words in that headline, and I hope you took them all to heart. I’ll begin by saying that Kreate SA are organising this party. You know what are they known for, right? Yes, that’s correct – Kreate SA are the guys that gave us all of the beautiful angels […]
Andrew G sent me this pic he took from his car. Very spicy indeed! I would have popped an ‘s’ on the end of that puppy Hah! That’s pretty hilarious! I’ve never seen that number plate on the road before. Interesting vibe. But it’s not for me.. I mean, you do know what […]
You’re a horse. You’re particularly thirsty. I’ve found some water for you and am leading you to it. Here it is, little horsie. I can bring you to this point, but the rest is up to you. You have until 18h00 today (Friday SA time) before it dries up. CLICK HERE TO BUY TICKETS […]
Well knock me sideways, will you look at this!! Just when you thought Germany was all about BMW’s and Audi’s, they present us with these pics of some of their female Olympic Athletes. Jeepers Hudders! Click pics for NSFW images. Nicole Reinhardt Nicole Reinhardt : Not only is the champion kayaker one of […]
I laughed out loud when I received this in my “inbox” from Shawn B, taken at the Canal Walk car park. And punished.. That’s quite emboerrissing. Emboerboer. Emboert. Brrt. (high pitched)
I found this pic of Mariah Carey on the World Wide Web and, whilst zooming in on it and taking another drag of this weed next to me, I lifted my head and shouted out, “Do chick’s enjoy Mariah Carey?” To which The Muse, deeply engrossed in Mel Gibson’s Patriot, replied: “No, she’s common.” […]
Our little angel was spotted in Malibu on Sunday throwing out a vibe in a gorgeous plaid dress. A vibe I like. A vibe I think the little laydezz out there should investigate. Natalie Portman – natural born smoker. Stunning check! Let’s go with that..
I’ve been doing some research on banana’s and I was amazed to learn about how good they are for you! What? Did you think that headline was about something else? Like what, exactly? Oh my God! How disgusting are you? How does your mind work? You’re quite vuil, hey? Anyway, back to banana’s. Banana […]
We first heard this in the year 2000 in the UK when I was living on Chiswick’s famed Bollo Lane, in The Blue, with the likes of The Silent Assassin, The Insurance Broker (who was “The Air Conditioner Installer” at the time), Chester, Bread and The Lord. In fact, and not to get too sidetracked, […]
Now I am certainly not condoning the Nazi’s or Hitler or what they did, or any undesirable moustache trends that they set, but this, my friends, IS funny! Come now! Halt! Hammerzeit! Whaaah! It’s too funny! Thanks Jake.
I dig this chick’s vibe. I check her nearly every day walking from Camps Bay along Victoria Road to Bantry Bay and back. It’s incredible – she hardly ever looks up and never walks into anyone. Like those people that read at gym whilst cycling or running, only more tricky. And cooler. And healthier. […]
Not to be mistaken for the Funky Chicken which is, in fact, a dance. The Chunky Chicken Salad can be found at Carlucci’s, on Victoria Road, Bantry Bay. “Oh, ja, just opposite The Ambassador Hotel?” Yup, that’s the one.  The Chunky Chicken Salad – available exclusively at Carlucci’s  I tell you what, it’s […]
It’s been a process, but after seven years of playing by the rules and earning a good ranking score with Google, coupled with search engine optimisation knowledge, 2oceansvibe has consistently brought home the bacon with regards to Google search engine results. For BOTH exact brand searches AND generic product/service searches. Try these search phrases in […]
Camps Bay, taken this morning around 09h30 from above Glen Beach. Fine! And let’s take a squizz at how that all ended. With this, taken from The Safe House at 18h30. I’m absolutey fine with all of that.
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You will dig this guy. Andrew Cronje has gone to the Olympics to represent SA in the hockey. Making the most of his situation, he has systematically photographed himself with one international superstar after another, ranging from LeBron James to Rafa Nadal. Here he is with one of our favourites, Ana Ivanovic. Andrew gets […]
Can you deal with that? Or are you pretending it’s not happening? It’s true – have a look here . “Nah, I’m not into that half a billion Rand crap. It’s not for me. I’m quite happy feeling the pinch. I enjoy recessions.” Look, that’s fair enough. Each to his/her own. Personally, I enjoy islands. […]
I found this on the hilarious website Stuff White People Like. This particular feature discusses the “fact” that white people love women who wear the hair with bangs that hang straight down. Cute Stuff White People Like had this to say: Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking […]
I got this wonderful little Facebook spoof type thing from Lauren C, which very cleverly shows what you should expect to see on your FaceFuck profile in 40 years time. Click image to zoom in. Click image to zoom in That, right there, is good humour. Right there.
That’s apparently what I am, according to Moneyweb, who have just released a makeshift list of South Africa’s most influential blogs. God I hate the word blog. But check this out:  Seth Rotherham: A controversial figure in the SA blogging community (he is avowedly not part of it), Rotherham was one of the first […]
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The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward sent this in, with the comment, “Too beautiful! Remember this guy? His name was on text books at school!” ‘A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, […]
This is real. It’s a cheque made out in Zimbabwe to purchase a tractor. I remember as a kid being blown away by the fact that there was something bigger than a billion. I was incredibly excited to learn that it was called a “trillion.” It just sounds so make-believe. A TRILLION! Surely that is […]
Not quite sure what’s going on here. Spotted by The Roofer, this week. Not ideal.
The Interior Decorator emailed me yesterday after taking a stroll down Web Boulevard in the search of a videographer for her wedding to The Bond Guy. But this article is not about them, it is about a website that she found called www.photo-video.co.za At first, the site looks like it offers the standard services one […]
Good morning, friends! I never thought I’d have the strength to do it, but I have finally gone through and filtered the 1,000 photographs taken on the night and compiled 36 pages of thumbnails for you to browse through/stalk.  2oceansvibe.com relaunch party, Cafe Caprice, 25 July 2008  Thanks again to Lindt, Pongracz, Two […]
There will be some more posts later. I’m just a little slow today. Just be cool. Check out www.peanutbutterlovers.com if you’re bored.