G-Man in New York City a few years backHe hasn’t aged one bit! How does he do it? Just one of his many skills, I guess..
I received an sms on Saturday night from Jason as I wandered around the Rocking The Daisies festival (click here for 24’s photo gallery), figuring out how to break through security and dance on the main stage when Goldfish were playing. It turns out someone else was induging in a little security breach of their […]
Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean… This is pretty hard core news. Iol reports that the National Nuclear Regulator has given permission for the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) nuclear powered aircraft carrier to drop anchor in Table Bay. Sick! Maybe we can plug Eskom into the boat and power Cape Town for a couple of years. […]
I was surprised, amused and concerned (all at the same time) when I spotted this TIK test in the local 7-Eleven. Or, “Friendly” Store as it is actually called. It doesn’t make a difference what the place is called; it will never deter from the fact that it has always, and will always, have the […]
Remember last week how I was carrying on about the EuroMillions Superdraw? And you remember how I go on about the fact that you have to be in it to win it and only a fool would abstain? It looks like this young lady followed through on that sentiment and got 5 correct numbers. Because […]
Don’t know if you caught this in The Times last month with the sub heading, “Accused said he was going to sort it out ‘the Irish way’“ A Western Cape pensioner who shot a man in the knee in a fit of rage over slow service has been handed a R5.7-million bill by the […]
I must say, it’s about time someone broke it down. Hilarious reading for those of you who feel the pain. Important reading for those of you who have no idea. I enjoyed the third commandment, “Thou Shalt Not “Friend†People You Don’t Actually Know” Add as friend? What does the word “friend†mean to […]
The biggest SuperDraw Jackpot Prize of 2008 takes place tonight. €130,000,000 is up for grabs. That’s one hundred and thirty million EURO’S! And YOU can win it, right here in South Africa. Or, anywhere you are in the world, for that matter! I’m not going to go on about what you can buy with it, […]
This, from finalternatives.com: If hedge fund managers don’t want to see pictures of their bare breasts published in a national magazine, they had better keep their shirts on at parties. A Manhattan judge has tossed out a lawsuit filed by hedge fund manager Maria Kristina Dominguez, who accused Vibe magazine of publishing a photo […]
Please enjoy this, from The New York Times: A former cabdriver who struck it rich in Russian oil and went on to invest in Manhattan real estate has signed a contract to buy a Fifth Avenue mansion for $40 million. Duke Semans Mansion Quite mean Tamir Sapir, who immigrated to the United […]
You never know what you’re going to get. Check it out for yourself www.sometimesredsometimesblue.com It was blue when I checked.
I’m not sure if it was their intention, but I could barely breathe from laughter as I watched a guy in a hoodie dancing in the window at the Apple Store in Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront shopping centre, a few weeks back. I knelt down on my knees and thanked God that I had my […]
This weekend brought another dollop of sunshine, beauty, weed, sex and general spice. Not least of which being this pleasure craft of sorts spotted in the bay. Now I’ve seen a lot of incredibly spicy boats and yachts along the shores of Camps Bay and Clifton in my time, but this is the first time […]
I’m not willing to take that chance.
Jeepers, this is quite Hectique! Paul C sent this in with the subject “Check this link out (Heavy).” I enjoyed the heavy vibe in brackets and jumped to it. Yu. That’s all I can say. Yu, yu, yu! Click here for www.donotdatehim.co.za The welcome page announces: One day in 2007, after yet […]
It’s like that scene from the movie Studio 54 when they all go back to the club one last time. Only this time it’s in Claremont and it’s on Friday night. One of the original Taboo barman has managed to hire the original venue for one night only. It is currently the “Mainland China” Restaurant […]
I assume you caught the news that the Cape has been pummeled with high winds, seas and foam content. I do enjoy the funny foam that the sea sprays over Sea Point. I also enjoy the way people embrace it. Funny man Nice one. But then check out this Lambo owner who emboerrissed […]
Seriously, this is very radical shit happening here. I can’t believe it. Friday’s lottery did not produce a winner and the EuroMillions lottery has rolled over for a SIXTH TIME. Next Friday’s kackpot is sitting at €110,000,000. In Pounds : £89,000,000 (89 million Euros. Say that out loud). In US Dollar : $163,000,000 (163 million […]
Not since 2007 has a rollover draw gone over R1 billion. I want to tell you something. It is a God given FACT that YOU can win that money. The last time it hit a jackpot of A BILLION RAND, it was won by ONE person. Some guy. A very happy guy. I’ll tell you […]
You know the article I wrote last week about the plane that went down in Spain last week? The one that killed around 150 people? Ja, so anyway, that plane was a MD-82. It’s the ONLY model that 1 Time airlines use. Good luck with that. The MD-82 – 150 people dead They […]
The basic home computer That is pure quality. It would be cool if the Music button took you STRAIGHT to this song every time. As a starting point.
I’ll be honest, I felt a cold chill down my spine when I saw this flyer in my inbox. I can remember different names for different party nights – like “Thirsty Thursdays” and “Monday Madness” (Taboo days..). But never before had I heard a name so incredibly powerful and descriptive as MOTHERLESS MONDAYS! Hahaha! Jesus, […]
..if you had noticed that the lottery rolled over again? I swear to God, Click here to see for yourself. It’s sitting at ONE BILLION RAND for Friday’s draw. It’s the biggest rollover lottery this year. FACT. I just wanted to say that. That’s all. We’ll chat more about it on Friday. Click here to […]
Earlier on in the year there was much excitement during the voting process for the new Monopoly World Edition game board. Cape Town was a contender and the likes of 2oceansvibe and other influential media outlets pushed people to vote. Well I think everyone can give themselves a pat on the back – Cape Town […]
An unprecedented combination of fame and infamy was found just last week in Cape Town, at Caprice, when Springbok rugby hero, AJ Venter, stumbled upon none other but The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town ! This, from AJ. AJ Venter and The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town Hey Seth, Sunday night we decided […]
You know this is a genuine lottery, right? You understand that people aren’t allowed to just make up things like this, right? That would be illegal and it certainly wouldn’t be featured on 2oceansvibe. Because at 2oceansvibe everyone is safe. That is why you are here. I just hope you fully grasp that this is […]
It is common knowledge that, for an extra tip, Butler’s Pizza drivers are able to go beyond the call of duty. The last time I heard, it was R50 to get your driver to do five star jumps. The Butler’s Indicator has always sat at around 10 (Rands to the star jump). But there’s loads […]
Numbers are still being thrown around but CNN reports at least 21 people (out of a possible 164 on board) have lost their lives at Madrid airport when a Spanair (subsidiary of Scandinavian airline SAS and member of Star Alliance) aircraft came off the runway. It was flight Spanair 5022 and the plane that crashed […]
I was cruising around the Atlantic Seaboard yesterday and it was one of those days that reminds you of the importance of owning a power yacht. I looked over the small bay area of Clifton 4th beach and was pleased that a few players had taken the initiative. And that’s when I remembered […]