I thought it pertinent to mention this story, given that tonight’s MegaMillions lottery is sitting at $111,000,000 (R1.1 Billion jackpot) Check this out: Woman Demands Lotto Winnings From Man She Separated From In 1982 Seems like a cool chick POLK COUNTY, Fla. — A Polk County man won nearly $2 million in […]
As a Nedbank client I must say I am a little perturbed at the state of the main sign of Nedbank’s Waterfront head office. Forming a part of my views from my suite at The Cape Grace Hotel, it’s beginning to annoy. Poofey Is that what happens when too many cheques bounce?
I wake up, thinking of cool, knowing that you want me to remain cool. It concerns be, maintaining coolness – for you, for your image of me. That is why I go to the cupboard and I load my gun. I load my goddamned rifle and I head out the door. I then spend up […]
The other morning’s festivities, which included The Muse getting her car clamped at my current residence, The Cape Grace Hotel in Cape Town; resulted in a great response from the 2oceansvibe community. Including this BEAUTIFUL photograph, taken by the equally beautiful Nicole B. Absolutely fine Now that’s the kind of sign The Muse […]
The guys that designed 2oceansvibe, HelloComputer, have just finished a new project for MTN, called the MTN Backyard Series. They’ve made an online game which is, honestly, as close as you can get to a proper game of garden cricket (or “stump” as it’s called in the Southern Suburbs) within the confines of your office. […]
I had so much to tell you, which I will be focusing on later. As you know, I moved into my suite at the Cape Grace hotel on Saturday. “Our 2 Bedroom Suites epitomise luxurious home-from-home comforts and are ideal for families or friends travelling together. These spacious suites feature two private en-suite bedrooms and […]
After a stunning meal at The Grand in Camps Bay on Friday night (with emphasis on the food, rather than the service) and a solid toot at Caprice, Saturday’s weather followed through without effort. A stunning day was had at The Entrepreneur’s pile, as we indulged in some surf and turf spectator action; with the […]
Some of you will have been fortunate enough to have read and followed through with last week’s article about Upside Down Dogs – www.upsidedowndogs.com – a website showcasing photos of upside down dogs from around the world. As anticipated, and as with most things on 2oceansvibe, the response was electric; soliciting fan email including a […]
A neurosurgeon friend of mine, Simon S, has come up with a very thoughtful and clever idea. It will also help YOU to sort out your disastrous karma levels. He is collecting presents and will be delivering them to the Red Cross Children’s hospital for all the kids who will be spending Christmas behind bars […]
During Mo-vember (the month formerly known as November) I’m growing a Mo. That’s right I’m bringing the Mo back because I’m passionate about tackling men’s health issues and being proactive in the fight against prostate and testicular cancer. So not only do you get to support a worthy cause, but you get to humiliate me […]
At last, visual evidence of the truck that was blown over outside Caprice yesterday. I can’t believe the photo is right here in front of me. I heard about it and just waited, patiently, for it to land on my lap. It’s so good. The winds are so powerful. They make me so CRAZY! […]
Zone took this photo today, sent it to me, and asked the question: “There are pigs in Military Rd opposite Relish, ironically where I am beckoned to drink this evening. What does this mean for us? “ Pigs cruising the pavement in Cape Town City/Stad That reminds me, did you ever read the […]
ALL, If you keen am jumping onto Sian’s (Lloyds birds) birthday drinks – we share the same bday and as a female she always organises hers first, so I have no choice but to latch onto hers, until her and Lloyd break up. Or one of them die. She has arranged Relish (was Wafu but […]
You know that steep road that joins Kloof Road with Kloof Nek Road? Just up from Bacini’s? Ja, that’s the one. Well, anyway, it’s blocked off because a tree committed suicide over the road. I swear. Check it out. Hectrique!The winds experienced today are what we call “crazy” I think that guy standing […]
A lovely series of shots showing The Queen’s husband, The Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, letting one go. Aah, I enjoyed that. He did to, it seems. [thanks fred]
Oh my God, I SINCERELY hope the ex-pats in London have taken the 22 bus DIRECTLY to Harrods to lick the new Veuve Clicquot Champagne bar from floor to ceiling. There is a VERY good chance that heaven looks like this. The lilies in the corner are exactly how I dreamt it How […]
I woke today and thought of this. I feel you need to feel it. The unmistakable Ving Rhames. Just remember that..
It goes, “Ey stranger. Long time. Do you remember who i am and what i look like or do you enjoy deliberately ignoring someone when their (her spelling) literally sitting behind you at Caprice“ Weird. She starts off semi-normal, and then seems to get a bit of a wobbly towards the end. I get a […]
I simply MUST get a copy of yesterday’s DAILY VOICE newspaper. I took this picture yesterday of a headline suggesting a UFO airport had been uncovered in Hout Bay. Oh my goodness! I couldn’t believe what I was reading! Believe it, because it’s TRUE! I didn’t buy it because I ASSUMED I would […]
It’s a special feeling I get every year, when I see my first Christmas Beetle. It conjures up all sorts of feelings, emotions and memories. One of which would be the boarding school days, where we referred to them as “Joeys.” We would catch them, shake them around in our cupped hands, and then release […]
Don’t know if you caught that, this morning. On the lamp posts. You know those headlines printed on cardboard that the various newspapers tie onto street lamp posts? Ja, those ones. Well one of our local tabloids, “The Voice,” threw out that vibe today. Just as you saw in the headline of this article. That’s […]
I’ve wanted to mention this for quite some time and finally got it done this morning. It is well documented that I use Redken Maneuver as my hair product of choice. It comes in at a reassuringly expensive price and is only available in actual salons. Like the Partners “Hair Design” (hilarious) chain of salons. […]
As I often say, these things look pretty normal around here, until you take a picture of them and realise, Christ, this is NOT normal. Ilan W sent this in of a skateboarder catching a ride on the side of a front-end loader on Sea Point’s Beach Road. Here we see our boy waiting at […]
I received a wonderful email from Malcolm T, who witnessed the same thing I did on Sunday night. Hi Seth I popped home to Cape Town from Mud Island this weekend for my 30th and no trip back would be the same without a few hundred Jack Black beers at Caprice on a Sunday night. […]
While everyone else is FREAKING OUT about the exchange rate, it is comforting for the lottery faithful to learn that this week’s lottery is becoming quite viable! I remember the days when I would turn my nose up at lottery jackpots under £40 million. But that was when the exchange rate was very different to […]
Peter G sent this in, with the following message: Seth Thought you might enjoy this. For all your Home Loan, Photographic and Table Tennis requirements. Cheers, Peter G Beautiful. In these hectique economical times, diversification is the answer!
It’s been a while since I visited Beta Beach, and quite some time since the mad-man attacked me with an umbrella (pronounced “madmin” for extra annoyance). So Saturday was spent getting back into the groove. Saturday – very kak The prize for making a mockery of the day goes to this intrepid fellow who nailed […]
I’m just going to stop you there for one second and point out something quite important. Umm, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think you stopped thinking about the Victoria’s Secret models for a second. Am I right? Yup, of course I am. No problem. Seriously, it’s fine. Just focus, for God’s sake! Your […]
Things are so finely tuned here at 2oceansvibe HQ, that even our advertisers slot sleamlessly into the current mood. And it’s real time too! You might have heard the sounds coming out of the top ad on the site – burping sounds, to be precise. It’s as close as we could get to the latest […]
Pretty phenomenal stuff! Check out this video! CLICK HERE to watch video These are crazy times, my friends. I mean, who would have thought? [thanks lisa]