Well it couldn’t have come at a better time. God, look at you – you’re a wreck! But don’t panic, they won’t take your house or your car. It’s pretty much impossible when you’ve got R320,000,000 in the bank. Then I suggest you fly away – far away. Go on a shopping trip I reckon. […]
I stumbled upon this in a magazine this week. Probably a very expensive sophisticated magazine from overseas. There was an article about a memo that was once sent by South Park creator Matt Stone, to the Motion Picture Association of America, outlining the cuts made to the South Park Movie, so as to avoid an […]
I remember The Photographer wearing these for most of our lives. I never knew where he got them from and he seemed to want to keep it secret. I kind of wanted a pair, but never asked. They reminded me of the shoes that ninja’s wore, which certainly appealed to me. Anyway, I let him […]
We’re not in the business of sensational news and this is not one of those bizarre stories that you read in People magazine. This is all over CNN and SKY this morning. In short, a man was attacked, stabbed and beheaded as he slept on a Greyhound bus in Canada. Associated Press reports: A […]
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Nice. I enjoyed that. Quite mean how De Beers don’t need to mention their name. It’s easy when you’re basically the generic.
Now we’re not going to get over excited and snap into “The Office” mode and send me millions of clips and pics and quotes. Seriously, we’ve seen them all. This is just a moment. Just a quick David Brent moment from the UK (the real) The Office . One of his most memorable quotes, sent […]
Now here’s a controversial little situation. “Havana Club” in Jersey is in the dwang for banning fat chicks. The Mirror reports: A group of girls hoping to enjoy a fun night out were refused entry to a club – for being too fat. Police were called to calm the situation after they say […]
These pics were sent in by Alasdair M of Cape Town in the old days – probably the 60’s. Check it out: Muizenberg Sea Point Adderley Street Sea Point Pool The N1 Hout Bay Nice. Very Cool. Beetles very popular. Far less town houses and “New York Style” loft apartments. Petrol was cheap as […]
I wasn’t quite sure what was going on today when I saw mention of a new search engine, called Cuil (pronounced “cool”) on CNN. Apparently it was created by three ex-Google engineers. Ooh, skandaal! By all reports it was a complete and utter failure. TheStar.com had the following: On Day 1 yesterday of […]
Giving the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) a run for his money, “Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual” was spotted again, on Friday night. This time just off Hope Street at an indoor bowls party if you don’t mind! You can’t make this shit up. Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual I should also mention that we are in possession […]
South Africa’s number 1 online credit-card prepaid airtime provider, Big Time Airtime , suffered suspended sales for four days, before service resumed today. The company sent out an email apology citing “payment gateway hosting failure” to all users when the service was re-activated after lunch. Company president, Graham Flashman, expressed concern. “Of course […]
With the advent of South Africa’s Medipet insurance for pets, we’re getting into this whole animal thing. Especially when we see the kind of “pet bling” that can be had! Please enjoy this Swarovski retractable lead available online at ….. wait for it… Bark Avenue! Bark Avenue website offers Swarovski leads at $160 […]
One of the advantages of the new 2oceansvibe site, is it now comes with RSS. Using a simple RSS feed reader installed on your desktop, you will be notified when new articles have been written on websites of your choice. Click the following link to add the 2oceansvibe RSS feed to your vibe. This is […]
Shame, David Beckham was engaging in a bit of sport spectating. These pictures capture the common process experienced by many a married man. Look, it’s not ideal that Dave was caught boning his kids’ nanny a couple years back.. Mmm.. I’d tap that.. Oh shit. Here we go.. Babe, I was looking at something else.. […]
ANSWER : Yes You know she’s doing it for us. It’s for the guys who were kids when she was on Who’s The Boss? She knows we’re holding onto that image of her as a teenager – and she’s working that extra little bit harder to give it to us. Aah, thanks babe!
A couple Sundays back there was a car alarm going off over the road from Caprice. Diners were annoyed as the they finished their lunchtime bottles of wine and prepared for sundowners. It was only after ten minutes of enduring the piercing car alarm, that patrons began noticing something moving in the car. “Oh my […]
I first laid eyes on the Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses at the Louis Vuitton store at the V&A Waterfront and they were just too beautiful not to have. If I may.. The Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses. Too beautiful not to have. Whilst the price tag was somewhat sensational, the main glitch was that […]
Not content rubbing our noses in the fact that he was tapping Petra Nemcova for quite some time, it looks like Jammo Blunt has been singing You’re Beautiful to another bunch of girls. The Daily Mail reports: If James Blunt is looking to bolster his playboy reputation, he’s certainly going about it the right way. […]
That’s right, friends. For the past few months, 2oceansvibe has secretly had a complete re-design. A whole new look and feel, which will be launching tonight. This, right here, will be the last article written in the current, original design. Yes, I suppose in a way, it is like giving birth.. And so tonight, those […]
Be there.. Did you check out their new video?
Gisele Bundchen on the cover of the latest V Magazine. This is basically what guys mean when they say “that chick has a hot ass.” This is the image one should conjur up in one’s mind. They’re not badly torn. I don’t think they need mending. Ok, and on we go..
Christian Bale, the lead actor in the latest installment of the Batman “franchise” has been arrested after allegedly “lashing out” at his mother and sister at Park Lane’s Dorchester Hotel. Welsh actor Christian Bale in his role as Patrick Bateman in the film American Psycho. The role where he uttered the words “don’t just stare […]
A local company has decided, for one reason or another, to lend me a brand new Audi R8 for a while. The guy called me on Friday and asked if I would mind. I’m usually hesitant to take up these kind of offers, as you don’t know what they want from you in return. But, […]
I decided to embark on a journey – a holiday of sorts, to the "other-other side." Whilst the Southern Suburbs crew refer to Cape Town city and the Atlantic Seaboard as "the other side" and vice versa, it becomes confusing telling your friends in either of those locations that you’re on "the other side," when […]
After a wonderful night at Caprice, following their ever successful Caprice Volleyball Day, we were treated to another pearler from our Lord Jesus Christ in the form of today’s perfect day (late 20’s, no cloud, no wind. Very sexual). I packed the perfect beach bag and took Libby (my scooter) down to The Strip to […]
John Smit’s phone doesn’t have MMS so he was unable to send us a pic at this exact point in time, as the Springbok bus is currently making its way around Cape Town. I asked if he thought it was going well and he replied, "so far I would say it’s going well." Clearly tongue-in-cheek, […]
Umm, I’m listening to a record at the moment. No, I mean it – a record. A vinyl record. Not the kind that DJ’s use when they "mix" and "scratch". No, no. I’m talking about the one used on the classic home vinyl record player. It feels nice. I bought it last week after accepting […]