I dig this chick’s vibe. I check her nearly every day walking from Camps Bay along Victoria Road to Bantry Bay and back. It’s incredible – she hardly ever looks up and never walks into anyone. Like those people that read at gym whilst cycling or running, only more tricky. And cooler. And healthier. […]
Not to be mistaken for the Funky Chicken which is, in fact, a dance. The Chunky Chicken Salad can be found at Carlucci’s, on Victoria Road, Bantry Bay. “Oh, ja, just opposite The Ambassador Hotel?” Yup, that’s the one.  The Chunky Chicken Salad – available exclusively at Carlucci’s  I tell you what, it’s […]
It’s been a process, but after seven years of playing by the rules and earning a good ranking score with Google, coupled with search engine optimisation knowledge, 2oceansvibe has consistently brought home the bacon with regards to Google search engine results. For BOTH exact brand searches AND generic product/service searches. Try these search phrases in […]
Camps Bay, taken this morning around 09h30 from above Glen Beach. Fine! And let’s take a squizz at how that all ended. With this, taken from The Safe House at 18h30. I’m absolutey fine with all of that.
Although it doesn’t contain oil, it still seems to appeal to W
You will dig this guy. Andrew Cronje has gone to the Olympics to represent SA in the hockey. Making the most of his situation, he has systematically photographed himself with one international superstar after another, ranging from LeBron James to Rafa Nadal. Here he is with one of our favourites, Ana Ivanovic. Andrew gets […]
Can you deal with that? Or are you pretending it’s not happening? It’s true – have a look here . “Nah, I’m not into that half a billion Rand crap. It’s not for me. I’m quite happy feeling the pinch. I enjoy recessions.” Look, that’s fair enough. Each to his/her own. Personally, I enjoy islands. […]
I found this on the hilarious website Stuff White People Like. This particular feature discusses the “fact” that white people love women who wear the hair with bangs that hang straight down. Cute Stuff White People Like had this to say: Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking […]
I got this wonderful little Facebook spoof type thing from Lauren C, which very cleverly shows what you should expect to see on your FaceFuck profile in 40 years time. Click image to zoom in. Click image to zoom in That, right there, is good humour. Right there.
That’s apparently what I am, according to Moneyweb, who have just released a makeshift list of South Africa’s most influential blogs. God I hate the word blog. But check this out:  Seth Rotherham: A controversial figure in the SA blogging community (he is avowedly not part of it), Rotherham was one of the first […]
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The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward sent this in, with the comment, “Too beautiful! Remember this guy? His name was on text books at school!” ‘A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, […]
This is real. It’s a cheque made out in Zimbabwe to purchase a tractor. I remember as a kid being blown away by the fact that there was something bigger than a billion. I was incredibly excited to learn that it was called a “trillion.” It just sounds so make-believe. A TRILLION! Surely that is […]
Not quite sure what’s going on here. Spotted by The Roofer, this week. Not ideal.
The Interior Decorator emailed me yesterday after taking a stroll down Web Boulevard in the search of a videographer for her wedding to The Bond Guy. But this article is not about them, it is about a website that she found called www.photo-video.co.za At first, the site looks like it offers the standard services one […]
Good morning, friends! I never thought I’d have the strength to do it, but I have finally gone through and filtered the 1,000 photographs taken on the night and compiled 36 pages of thumbnails for you to browse through/stalk.  2oceansvibe.com relaunch party, Cafe Caprice, 25 July 2008  Thanks again to Lindt, Pongracz, Two […]
There will be some more posts later. I’m just a little slow today. Just be cool. Check out www.peanutbutterlovers.com if you’re bored.
Well hello there! Some of you may have noticed that 2oceansvibe was down for the whole of Sunday and a little bit this morning. It didn’t really bother me as I took two Calmettes when The Muse left this morning and am therefore immune to any and all surprise attacks. I prefer focussing on natural […]
Apparently the guy landed outside Markhams. That would mean he jumped from the level above, just outside YDE. Not very high, but the “head first” vibe certainly wouldn’t have helped things. I would have done a judo roll or something. Cher was spot on – Love Hurts
It’s pretty much 4pm on Friday and before everyone packs up for the weekend, I thought I’d let you know what I found. It’s called Patron Tequila and is billed as the #1 tequila in the word! Ballsy, to say the least. Gorgeous to look at, nonetheless. So I thought I would take my first […]
Well it couldn’t have come at a better time. God, look at you – you’re a wreck! But don’t panic, they won’t take your house or your car. It’s pretty much impossible when you’ve got R320,000,000 in the bank. Then I suggest you fly away – far away. Go on a shopping trip I reckon. […]
I stumbled upon this in a magazine this week. Probably a very expensive sophisticated magazine from overseas. There was an article about a memo that was once sent by South Park creator Matt Stone, to the Motion Picture Association of America, outlining the cuts made to the South Park Movie, so as to avoid an […]
I remember The Photographer wearing these for most of our lives. I never knew where he got them from and he seemed to want to keep it secret. I kind of wanted a pair, but never asked. They reminded me of the shoes that ninja’s wore, which certainly appealed to me. Anyway, I let him […]
We’re not in the business of sensational news and this is not one of those bizarre stories that you read in People magazine. This is all over CNN and SKY this morning. In short, a man was attacked, stabbed and beheaded as he slept on a Greyhound bus in Canada. Associated Press reports: A […]
I enjoy this. If you want to find out if you’re awesome, go to www.amiawesome.com Hah – did you like that? Of course you did.
Nice. I enjoyed that. Quite mean how De Beers don’t need to mention their name. It’s easy when you’re basically the generic.
Now we’re not going to get over excited and snap into “The Office” mode and send me millions of clips and pics and quotes. Seriously, we’ve seen them all. This is just a moment. Just a quick David Brent moment from the UK (the real) The Office . One of his most memorable quotes, sent […]
Now here’s a controversial little situation. “Havana Club” in Jersey is in the dwang for banning fat chicks. The Mirror reports: A group of girls hoping to enjoy a fun night out were refused entry to a club – for being too fat. Police were called to calm the situation after they say […]
These pics were sent in by Alasdair M of Cape Town in the old days – probably the 60’s. Check it out: Muizenberg Sea Point Adderley Street Sea Point Pool The N1 Hout Bay Nice. Very Cool. Beetles very popular. Far less town houses and “New York Style” loft apartments. Petrol was cheap as […]