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GREAT WHITE SHARK IN SIMONSTOWN
11 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
The Inside Centre received these a few days ago and forwarded them to me. We’re not certain exactly when they were taken. Not that it’ll make a difference as to whether or not I frolic in the ocean in front of Simonstown! Very mellow Standard stuff One bite… that’s all he wants That […]
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UNBELIEVABLE! A CAPE TOWN PANEL BEATER WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS!
11 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a reliable cape town panel beater and I honestly think I’ve struck gold. Sorry, WE’VE struck gold! Ok, I had this […]
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UNBELIEVABLE! A CAPE TOWN PANEL BEATER WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS!
10 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A PANEL BEATER IN CENTRAL CAPE TOWN – CLICK HERE. MENTION 2OCEANSVIBE FOR A DISCOUNT I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a […]
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PARAGLIDER CRASHES INTO VIDA E IN CAMPS BAY
10 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Talya G alerted me to a tweet on Matthew Buckland’s Twitter page (no, I do not say those words with a straight face) showing a paraglider who clearly missed his mark and ploughed straight into the wall, smashing a window at the restaurant above and landing, BANG, in front of Vida e. Not sure of […]
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PINK DOLPHIN SPOTTED
10 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Aware of my struggle to find anything decent to talk about on Monday, Andrew M came to the rescue (or did he?) with this little beaut about an albino dolphin cruising around a lake in the US. Oh my God it’s beaauuuuutiful! The Telegraph reports: Pink dolphin appears in US lake The […]
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AWESOME VIBE
09 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Desperate to find SOMETHING mildly entertaining to write about on this scorcher of a Monday, I took the leap of faith and went to the front page of iol. I was not prepared for the awesomeness of the front page article. CLICK HERE to find out about these wonderful individuals That article includes […]
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CHICK MISSES HER FLIGHT AND LOSES HER MIND
09 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
This came out a while back but I didn’t think you were ready to see it. Now I think you are. Hey? Are you ok with that? I couldn’t possibly imagine dealing with that. The only option is to remove oneself from the situation. Just leave. Hmm, I’m getting progressively more annoyed the longer […]
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IT’S SPORTS BETTING TIME AGAIN!!!
06 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Nervous? Sure. Confident? Big time! I’m learning about this new vibe called “Multiples.” they have it on greatodds.com, which is who I’ve been using to get into this new vibe of mine – sports betting! It makes watching sport on the weekend SO much more fun. And, with multiples, you can win a few thousand […]
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FINAL TOUCHES
05 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
The first online 2oceansvibe TV Show will be released during lunchtime today. Iron MikeManning an edit suite of sorts Catch you shortly.. UPDATE Running ever-so-slightly behind schedule, my loves..
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RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN ARE MARRIED?
05 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Rihanna and Chris Brown got together again at Puff Daddy ‘s mansion – apparently meeting there to reconcile. Brown dropped to his knee, they called in a priest and the rest is history. Although, I’m doubting that will be the end of it. Or the start. Rihanna and Chris Brown This, from Star […]
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SPICY GARAGE FIRE ON OCEAN VIEW DRIVE
05 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
I received the following email from a 2oceansvibe reader about a particularly sad site on Ocean View Drive. Shame, poor sod Hey Seth, Check out these two photos… As you can see from the 1st pic, some poor dude’s garage burnt down. The house is on Ocean View drive as you come out of […]
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OCTOMOM – LET’S HAVE THAT CHAT
03 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
You’ve probably picked up on the story about the woman who gave birth to eight kids. They thought it was seven, but another one was hidden behind an internal organ. take that eight, and add the other SIX she had at home, and you’re looking at 14 mouths to feed. The cool thing about it […]
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WEVE LOST GISELE
02 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
They’re dropping like flies. Tom and Gisele Brady Gisele Rotherham would have sounded FAR more classier Why does he have to be so mug about it? I assume everyone can see what I’m seeing? That look on his face – he’s like “yeeah, fuckers – I’m the winner.” Following numerous engagement stories […]
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SAA ADMIT SHIT SERVICE & BEG FOR MERCY
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff. Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff? WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool […]
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DA LAYS CHARGES AGAINST THE ANC
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 17 Comments
I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry. This from politicsweb.co.za: DA Lays Criminal Charge Against ANC – MAS536/02/2009 The Democratic Alliance today laid criminal charges against the ANC – case number MAS536/02/2009 at the Middelburg Police Station. On Saturday, 21 February 2009, the DA became aware of a fake DA pamphlet […]
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MICKEY ROURKE BRINGS BACK THE COOL ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m so glad that Mickey Rourke is winning awards again. Not because it’s Mickey Rourke and he is just awesome, but because he gives acceptance speeches the coolness they lost many many years ago. Mickey Rourke rules Check out this outstanding acceptance speech he gave after winning the Best Male Lead in the […]
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A LITTLE WAR IS BREWING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It’s geeks versus geeks in what is looking like this week’s comments war of the moment. Napolean and Kip in a full blown brawl Get yourselves down to the comments section of A Case of Mistaken Identity ASAP!
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PEDDLARS ON THE BEND IS ON FIRE!!
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
This is just crazy. I mentioned Constantia’s bastion of all things festive, Peddlars on the Bend for the first time ever yesterday and today the place is burning down! WTF?! More about that as it comes in. Being close friends with the owners of Peddlars, our hearts go out to them and hope this […]
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2OCEANSVIBE HAVING EMAIL HASSLES
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Hey Team, Just a quick one to say the 2oceansvibe email server has a runny tummy and cannot SEND emails at the momnet. We are RECEIVING your emails, but just can’t reply at the moment. I have logged the fault and hopefully it will be fixed soon. Remember, whilst this may hurt you, the pain […]
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“TRADITIONAL HEALER” SICK NOTE
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Oh my goodness this is a little beauty I’ve got in my hands. Sent to me by Griffin at WatKykJy, it is a TRADITIONAL HEALER’S sick note a friend’s domestic employee brought to work after going missing for a few days. He was mad, but now is healed.. That, my friends, is a […]
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SETH IS ON KFM TOMORROW MORNING
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
94.5KFM is where you wanna be tomorrow morning where we gonna get LOOOOSE with Ryan O’ Connor! OBVIOUSLY you are a part of my body and therefore I will go there with you in mind and should hopefully please you. 07h00 tomorrow morning – probably starting at 07h10 but tune in at 07h00 just […]
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2OCEANSVIBE IS ON TWITTER
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Those of you who know what Twitter is, you’ll be pleased to know that 2oceansvibe is now on Twitter – dishing you the same incredible humour and wit, leaving you weak at the knees, only this time it will be done with a twit twat twot twitting twatter. Click here for our Twitter vibe. Oh, […]
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SPERM CELL BECOMES FATHER
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
So this little shit in the UK has become a dad at the age of 13. Which is fairly incredible, given that 13 would put us in standard 5 (“grade” 7). Personally, I was in standard 6 (I was incredibly bright as a child) at that age and talk of sex was definitely apparent in […]
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THE BODYGUARD IS ON TV RIGHT NOW!
15 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Is currently on TV channel 113 (16h34 Sunday) The time as I write this is 16h34 on Sunday afternoon. If you are reading this in time, I have a tip for you. QUIETLY put on channel 113 on your satellite and slip into The Bodyguard. Like I have. It’s just started. God I missed […]
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NFL FANTASY PLAYERS
15 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Now we all know about the supreme skills on display by the likes of our national cricket and rugby boys, but these NFL guys honestly take it to another level. I remember Gibbs being pretty ridiculous when it came to little tricks and antics. He could hoof a rugby ball into the air […]
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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
14 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
My Valentine VALENTINE, OH VALENTINE, SAY YOU’LL BE MINE. YOU’RE SOMMER MY SUNSHINE, MY MOON AND STARS, MY AIROMA AIR-FRESHENER FROM THE OLD OK BAZAARS; MY PERFUMED LOVE-LETTER, MY BREEZE IN THE NIGHT, MY COFFEE, MY CREAMER, MY BLITZ FIRELIGHT. MY CRIME-STOP, MY TRACKER, YOU’RE MY AZT, MY PAP, MY MIELIE-MEAL, MY NANDO’S FOR […]
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PUT YOUR FACE ON YOUR CAR
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Last week we stumbled upon THIS GUY using his car as an advertising platform by displaying FIVE photos of himself on the exterior of the vehicle. At the end of that article I mentioned an old article I published with another guy who had has face printed on his car. I couldn’t find it and […]
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NEW BABOON BREED IN NOORDHOEK
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work! Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” […]
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READER BELIEVES MICHELLE OBAMA WORKS FOR HIM
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
We received a very solid and backed up theory sent in by 2oceansvibe character, Iron Mike . Whilst the jury is certainly still out as to whether or not Michelle Obama is masquerading as his Domestic Executive, his points are particularly strong. Hi Seth, I know two things about you: 1. You are connected […]
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GUMTREE ADVERTISER WILL PAY FOR DRINKING BUDDY
05 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
This Gumtree ad has been spotted and should attract the right candidate as a starting point to “living the holiday.” Finally, an end to the corporate world you are getting so tired of! For me the best part is without a doubt the last line – “No chancers please.” I wonder what would […]
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