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WHY CYCLING SHORTS ALWAYS COME IN BLACK
30 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I’d say the colour black has the monopoly when it comes to cycling shorts colours. I think we should have a quick recap as to why that is. Here is a super cool group of cyclists wearing black shorts: Cyclists – in black shorts(I think it’s fair to say they are lined up according […]
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EXTREME SHEEP
30 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Like Kim Jong il , I do enjoy mass crowd formations and visual displays, using the likes of military armies and gymnasts. I have, however, never seen it done by sheep. Not in the day, nor at night! This will blow your mind: You like that? Amazing, just when you thought you knew […]
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GUYS, THE WEATHER IS FINE TODAY!
27 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Why is everyone moaning about today’s shit weather? It’s not shit at all. It’s awesome. There is a VERY light cloud, and the ocean is playing a game of lake-lake. There is NOTHING wrong with that. Jesus. Check it out: It’s a VERY thin cloud. Look at that blue towards the back. This […]
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
27 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
It really crept up on me this year. Goodness! Amazing, it feels like just yesterday that I got my Louis Vuitton satchel for the first day of school. And now look – I’m a fully developed man! Quietly cruising around doing what feels nice. And no parents around, whatsoever! How do I remain so relatively […]
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NATALIE PORTMAN AND SEAN PENN SITTING IN A TREE
26 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Natalie Portman and Sean Penn were caught kissing. Sean Penn Quietly confident Let’s just pause for a moment and let that sink in. Ok. I’m sure we’re all experiencing similar emotions right now. We’re torn between the anger one feels when a favorite 27 year old starlet is exposed to a 48 year […]
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BOYS WILL BE BOYS
25 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I picked this up from the BBC. It’ll make your day. 60-foot penis painted on roof An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub […]
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SOMEONE ELSE OPTS TO LIVE THE HOLIDAY
25 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I was wondering where Alewyn, one of my original Caprice waiters, disappeared to. That was before I received this incredibly amazing email from him. It turns out he followed “The way of the vibe,” quit his job and gave “living the holiday” a try. And he seems to be making some headway. In Monaco, no […]
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NEW HOME AFFAIRS SERVICE CHECKS IF YOU’RE ALIVE
25 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
I’m so stoked. The South African Department of Home Affairs obviously believe that pinching yourself is not enough. They have very cleverly released an incredibly useful new online verification service, which let’s you type in your ID number and find out if you’re dead or alive! I know – how awesome? Of course I’m not […]
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EARTH HOUR 2009
24 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Whilst I am certainly 100% behind this cause, I must say, I’m also very excited to actually WITNESS us pulling it off. And by “us,” I mean “the world.” That’s what they’re aiming for; you realise that, right? The whole WORLD is turning off the lights for one hour on March 28. Because of varying […]
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ABSOLUTELY AWESOME T-SHIRT # 527
24 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Following on seamlessly from our very recent article about Crocs crashing , comes this heart-warming email. Hi Seth, During an excursion to Hermanus this weekend we came across this T-shirt at the flea market. Don’t know if you have seen it but thought you would enjoy it. The photo was taken with my cellphone […]
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IDEA BOUNTY OFFERING R47,000 FOR RED BULL IDEA!
24 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I did an interview for Idea Bounty the other day and I thought I would have a little snoop around their site. Wow, pretty impressive. And pretty damn clever! they call themselves a “Social Think Tank” and I think that sums it up perfectly. Idea Bounty “The best ideas get paid“ How it […]
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THE DALAI LAMA IS “VERY DISAPPOINTED” WITH US
24 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Nobel peace laureate and Richard Gere’s best mate, The Dalai Lama, is “very disappointed” by South Africa’s decision denying him a visa to enter South Africa. This, following intense pressure from China, who despise His Holiness. I really must apologise, bru – if we had anything to do with it, you know you’d get a […]
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CAPE TOWN DAIM CHOCOLATE SHORTAGE CONTINUES
23 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Those of you who know and understand the orgasmic flavoursome proportions of Rotherham-diet-approved Daim (also called “Dime” in some countries) chocolates, have probably been sharing the pain that has been running through my body for the last few months. I had a fix for a while, after receiving this incredible bag of mini-Daims from Los […]
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YOUR NEW VOICEMAIL MESSAGE
23 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
We’re pretty passionate about cellphone rules (check out article Latest Cellphone Rules), here at 2oceansvibe and have even included them in our Cape Town Rules section of the site. Following on from that article, I have noticed more and more people struggling with private numbers. I’ve found that some people are still unable to ignore […]
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YOU, HERE, NOW
20 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Camps Bay Cape Town 15h45 20 March, 2009 Fine!
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MUGABE APPEALS TO THE WEST FOR AID
20 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Robert Mugabe is obviously going through a down wave at the moment because his behaviour is quite bizarre. After eventually forming a unity government (which took longer than a human takes to learn to walk), he was also spotted next to the hospital bed of his rival Morgan Tsvangirai -the man he tried to kill […]
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WELL DONE CAPE TOWN
20 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Apparently yesterday was an absolute joke at the Roeland Street Fire Department in Cape Town. Witnesses have confirmed that the support from various Cape Town brands was so overwhelming, they could have “opened a small shop if they wanted.” This, following the radical fires that hit Table Mountain on Wednesday night / Thursday morning. THAT’S […]
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DIRTY SKIRTS AT KIRSTENBOSCH
19 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Playing “Home Wrecker.” The sound is appalling, but you need to see the vibe – 5,000 poeple, Sunday night at Kirstenbosch, angels EVERYWHERE! Two words – Sic k! [thanks charl]
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LILY ALLEN IS AWESOME
19 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
I bought Lily Allen ‘s new album, It’s not me, it’s you on iTunes (linked to an overseas credit card) while I was in Plett this weekend. We played it in the car on the way back and, I gotta say it, I dig it. I hereby declare Lily Allen “cool.” Some of the guys […]
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THE 1934 BMW R7 MOTORCYCLE
19 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Spotted this on thecoolhunter.net So cool.. So…very….cool.. The 1934 BMW R7Be….strong. Check it out: Think back 70 or 75 years to a time when design began to break away from the traditional and elaborate rationalism that ensued for hundreds of years. As the styles of Art Nouveau, Art Deco, Streamline and Zigzag […]
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HONG KONG SHARK FIN SOUP HYSTERIA!
18 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This mind blowing clip apparently from Hong Kong comes hot on the heels of the video of the woman freaking out at the airport (article entitled “Chick misses her flight and loses her mind“), also in the East. My goodness, that side of the world sure knows how to throw a tantrum! This woman loses […]
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EDDIE IZZARD IS ON TWITTER
18 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Those of you who know and appreciate Eddie Izzard will be very pleased to hear that he is on Twitter. This announcement comes only a week after I told you that Christopher Walken is also on Twitter and twits (tweets? twats?) the most hilarious tweets (twats?) on a daily basis. Eddie Izzard is on Twitter […]
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2OCEANSVIBE GETS ANOTHER GOOGLE NUMBER 1
18 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Loyal readers will know that 2oceansvibe has been going for seven years now and with that comes a certain level of trust – not only from the readers, but from Google as well. Seth has always maintained his integrity with regards to the brands he works with and if a brand he believes in/uses (paid […]
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LAST NIGHT’S FIRE ON DEVIL’S PEAK, TABLE MOUNTAIN
18 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
I got these pics in the middle of the night. Taken at 1am this morning by 2oceansvibe reader, Matt C. For those of you who don’t know the ways of the mountain, Devil’s Peak is the peak on the left of Table Mountain, just above the Tampon Towers. Devil’s Peak, above the Tampon TowersWithout […]
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WELL HELLO THERE!
17 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Hey team! Wow, it’s been quite a hectique day. Just drove back from Plett and, along the way, found out that 2oceansvibe, she was broken. Various sms’s and one knee-driving skills came into play, as The Insurance Broker fed me droewors (pretend there are deeltekens back there), so that I could tend to the problem […]
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CROCS SHOES DANGEROUS ON ESCALATORS
17 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Why is this sign in my life? You shouldn’t be wearing them in the first place Unless you work in a kitchen? Do you work in a kitchen? I see.. At least they know they’re dangerous to use on escalators. It will only be in a few decades time (when children are born to lifetime […]
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GOOD RECEPTION IN PLETT
16 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I was very impressed with Vodacom this weekend. I was having hassles with my account and told them I didn’t want to deal with any of their normal operators. I’ve been in Plett and told them I wanted them to send me their “number 1.” Who do I get? Michael de Pinna, the genius lead […]
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SUN CITY HOSTS WORLD’S FASTEST ZIPLINE (FOOFY SLIDE)
13 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
This was first spotted on Geekologie.com who have reported that SunCity is home to the World’s fastest “Zipline.” While we prefer the name “foofy slide” here in South Africa, it is interesting to note that they claim to be not only the fastest, but also the tallest and the longest. Apparently it goes 100mph. It […]
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ONE TRILLION DOLLARS
12 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
So today everyone is wondering what a trillion dollars looks like. I must say, I am ever-so-slightly intrigued. But only for a trillion dollars. I assume everyone has seen a million dollars? I certainly have, given that most of my furniture is made for stacks of 100 dollar bills. So let’s go through it. This […]
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THE LAZY BEGGERS
11 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Lucy, a loyal 2oceansvibe reader, sent in this wonderful account of some beggars she stumbled upon in Spain. But not just any beggars – beggars with a website! An incorrectly spelt website, no less! The “Lazy Beggers” www.lazybeggers.com They label the various types of donations you can give them, including wine, weed, cocaine, […]
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