We’ve done the hard work and sifted through all the facts and figures from the Budget 2015 to bring you the most important information. Warning, it’s not pretty.
It isn’t often that a baby emerges from the womb fully enclosed in the amniotic sac, which is why when little Silas Johnson said hello to the world people took notice.
Please enjoy this video of Madonna falling on her gat from a dizzy height. Unless you happen to be a Madonna fan, in which case you should probably look away now.
If you’re anything like me you’re sick and tired of going to the cinema and paying through your arsehole to watch the latest release. Help is at hand guys, and it’s easier than you think.
We know teacher-student sexual relationships get people all kinds of worked up and for good reason. How do you feel, then, about someone getting the sack for hooking up with a former pupil?
Well, she’s not exactly beating around the bush is she? Comedian Richard Pryor’s widow Jennifer Lee had some less than flattering things to say about Bill Cosby and it makes for interesting reading.
It pays to be intelligent, of that there is no doubt, but just how much money does Stephen Hawking have tucked away and how does he shape up against other well-known figures?
It’s hard not to admire the skill it takes to snap photos as high-quality as these. It’s also hard not to open that latest album of yours and shake your head with envy.
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If this guy is anything to go buy, stop sitting at home moaning about how “poor” you are and go buy a lottery ticket. You never know what you might wake up to.
It’s true, now you really do have no excuse for making the website you’ve been talking about for years. Some wise old owls have just made website creation easier than ever before.
I don’t want to come across as overly nasty but the term ‘good riddance’ comes to mind. A few Saffas have packed their bags and headed overseas to an unlikely destination.
How do you scare a French person? Fly five drones over some of Paris’ main attractions in the dead of night. Oh, and a quick fly-over of the US Embassy does the trick too.
An affordable table and chairs set? Hell is about to freeze over and, in other news, Zuma has agreed to #paybackthemoney and the Kardashians are retreating from the limelight.
Had a bit of trouble picking the winning lottery numbers? Worry not, all you have to do is catch one of the world’s most wanted men and early retirement it is.
Another day, another horrendous tale of violence against women in our country. This rapist took a rather novel approach to his crime of choice.
If this verdict is anything to go by, folks in America may want to think twice before killing someone that many consider to be a national treasure.
3-parent babies legal in UK. Weed was illegal in Jamaica until now! Zuma gives more friends top jobs. Churchill’s blood up for auction. How Is Stephen Hawking still alive? Table Mountain serial muggers caught. Idiot Giuliana apologises for being an idiot.
So what exactly are we agreeing to every time we download an app and automatically agree with the terms and conditions? Well, it ain’t pretty my friend.
There have been plenty of rumours doing the rounds the last few days about former Proteas captain Graeme Smith. His wife took to Twitter to squash a few.
It’s bad enough losing out on the Best Actor award at the Oscars but when you are caught with your speech in your hand as the other name is announced it gets pretty awkward.
It’s true, the days of jetpacks being available to the general public are growing closer. This bloke in New Zealand is at the forefront of the revolution.
Part human, part robot, full genius – Stephen Hawking has revealed what he thinks will signal the end of the human race and it’s not what you might expect.
The oldest of the Beckham clan has been dropped by Premier League outfit Arsenal. Tough luck, here’s hoping he recovers well in one of his parents’ multiple mansions around the world.
A couple of blokes Down Under have played out of their boots with their latest invention and are set to laugh all the way to the bank. No, it’s not a device that slows down sheep.
I’m sure you’ve seen a study or two singing the virtues of the ‘erb over the past few years but this new study has really given booze a clip around the ears.
You guys got angry. Some left nasty comments. There was talk of violent retribution and attacks on moustaches. Now, it seems, we have been played for fools.
Sometimes it is best to think twice before dropping an inside joke into your Oscars introduction speech. Sean Penn found this out the hard way.
Interest in reading has been rekindled (see what I did there) and made a whole lot easier with the arrival of e-readers. Get your paws on a Kindle and do your bit for the green revolution.
Rubbing your ex’s nose in it 101 – Arrive at the world’s premier entertainment event looking like a million bucks and then some.