You know the article I wrote last week about the plane that went down in Spain last week? The one that killed around 150 people? Ja, so anyway, that plane was a MD-82. It’s the ONLY model that 1 Time airlines use. Good luck with that. The MD-82 – 150 people dead They […]
The basic home computer That is pure quality. It would be cool if the Music button took you STRAIGHT to this song every time. As a starting point.
I’ll be honest, I felt a cold chill down my spine when I saw this flyer in my inbox. I can remember different names for different party nights – like “Thirsty Thursdays” and “Monday Madness” (Taboo days..). But never before had I heard a name so incredibly powerful and descriptive as MOTHERLESS MONDAYS! Hahaha! Jesus, […]
..if you had noticed that the lottery rolled over again? I swear to God, Click here to see for yourself. It’s sitting at ONE BILLION RAND for Friday’s draw. It’s the biggest rollover lottery this year. FACT. I just wanted to say that. That’s all. We’ll chat more about it on Friday. Click here to […]
An unprecedented combination of fame and infamy was found just last week in Cape Town, at Caprice, when Springbok rugby hero, AJ Venter, stumbled upon none other but The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town ! This, from AJ. AJ Venter and The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town Hey Seth, Sunday night we decided […]
You know this is a genuine lottery, right? You understand that people aren’t allowed to just make up things like this, right? That would be illegal and it certainly wouldn’t be featured on 2oceansvibe. Because at 2oceansvibe everyone is safe. That is why you are here. I just hope you fully grasp that this is […]
It is common knowledge that, for an extra tip, Butler’s Pizza drivers are able to go beyond the call of duty. The last time I heard, it was R50 to get your driver to do five star jumps. The Butler’s Indicator has always sat at around 10 (Rands to the star jump). But there’s loads […]
Numbers are still being thrown around but CNN reports at least 21 people (out of a possible 164 on board) have lost their lives at Madrid airport when a Spanair (subsidiary of Scandinavian airline SAS and member of Star Alliance) aircraft came off the runway. It was flight Spanair 5022 and the plane that crashed […]
I was cruising around the Atlantic Seaboard yesterday and it was one of those days that reminds you of the importance of owning a power yacht. I looked over the small bay area of Clifton 4th beach and was pleased that a few players had taken the initiative. And that’s when I remembered […]
Following the most recent information we learnt regarding Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual‘s real name (Peter), we received this from Nikki T who seems to have worked out his second name. Footage taken on Thursday night at FTV bar. The trademark bodyshape push Everything stems from the tip of the right hand.. ..down to […]
There are a lot of key words in that headline, and I hope you took them all to heart. I’ll begin by saying that Kreate SA are organising this party. You know what are they known for, right? Yes, that’s correct – Kreate SA are the guys that gave us all of the beautiful angels […]
Andrew G sent me this pic he took from his car. Very spicy indeed! I would have popped an ‘s’ on the end of that puppy Hah! That’s pretty hilarious! I’ve never seen that number plate on the road before. Interesting vibe. But it’s not for me.. I mean, you do know what […]
You’re a horse. You’re particularly thirsty. I’ve found some water for you and am leading you to it. Here it is, little horsie. I can bring you to this point, but the rest is up to you. You have until 18h00 today (Friday SA time) before it dries up. CLICK HERE TO BUY TICKETS […]
Well knock me sideways, will you look at this!! Just when you thought Germany was all about BMW’s and Audi’s, they present us with these pics of some of their female Olympic Athletes. Jeepers Hudders! Click pics for NSFW images. Nicole Reinhardt Nicole Reinhardt : Not only is the champion kayaker one of […]
I found this pic of Mariah Carey on the World Wide Web and, whilst zooming in on it and taking another drag of this weed next to me, I lifted my head and shouted out, “Do chick’s enjoy Mariah Carey?” To which The Muse, deeply engrossed in Mel Gibson’s Patriot, replied: “No, she’s common.” […]
Our little angel was spotted in Malibu on Sunday throwing out a vibe in a gorgeous plaid dress. A vibe I like. A vibe I think the little laydezz out there should investigate. Natalie Portman – natural born smoker. Stunning check! Let’s go with that..
I’ve been doing some research on banana’s and I was amazed to learn about how good they are for you! What? Did you think that headline was about something else? Like what, exactly? Oh my God! How disgusting are you? How does your mind work? You’re quite vuil, hey? Anyway, back to banana’s. Banana […]
We first heard this in the year 2000 in the UK when I was living on Chiswick’s famed Bollo Lane, in The Blue, with the likes of The Silent Assassin, The Insurance Broker (who was “The Air Conditioner Installer” at the time), Chester, Bread and The Lord. In fact, and not to get too sidetracked, […]
Now I am certainly not condoning the Nazi’s or Hitler or what they did, or any undesirable moustache trends that they set, but this, my friends, IS funny! Come now! Halt! Hammerzeit! Whaaah! It’s too funny! Thanks Jake.
Not to be mistaken for the Funky Chicken which is, in fact, a dance. The Chunky Chicken Salad can be found at Carlucci’s, on Victoria Road, Bantry Bay. “Oh, ja, just opposite The Ambassador Hotel?” Yup, that’s the one.  The Chunky Chicken Salad – available exclusively at Carlucci’s  I tell you what, it’s […]
It’s been a process, but after seven years of playing by the rules and earning a good ranking score with Google, coupled with search engine optimisation knowledge, 2oceansvibe has consistently brought home the bacon with regards to Google search engine results. For BOTH exact brand searches AND generic product/service searches. Try these search phrases in […]
Camps Bay, taken this morning around 09h30 from above Glen Beach. Fine! And let’s take a squizz at how that all ended. With this, taken from The Safe House at 18h30. I’m absolutey fine with all of that.
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You will dig this guy. Andrew Cronje has gone to the Olympics to represent SA in the hockey. Making the most of his situation, he has systematically photographed himself with one international superstar after another, ranging from LeBron James to Rafa Nadal. Here he is with one of our favourites, Ana Ivanovic. Andrew gets […]
Can you deal with that? Or are you pretending it’s not happening? It’s true – have a look here . “Nah, I’m not into that half a billion Rand crap. It’s not for me. I’m quite happy feeling the pinch. I enjoy recessions.” Look, that’s fair enough. Each to his/her own. Personally, I enjoy islands. […]
I found this on the hilarious website Stuff White People Like. This particular feature discusses the “fact” that white people love women who wear the hair with bangs that hang straight down. Cute Stuff White People Like had this to say: Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking […]
I got this wonderful little Facebook spoof type thing from Lauren C, which very cleverly shows what you should expect to see on your FaceFuck profile in 40 years time. Click image to zoom in. Click image to zoom in That, right there, is good humour. Right there.
That’s apparently what I am, according to Moneyweb, who have just released a makeshift list of South Africa’s most influential blogs. God I hate the word blog. But check this out:  Seth Rotherham: A controversial figure in the SA blogging community (he is avowedly not part of it), Rotherham was one of the first […]
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