Sunday brought the final day of the Movember initiative – which was celebrated with a day of bowls at the Fresnaye Bowling Club. A stunning day for it, what! But it wasn’t just a DAY at the bowling club, it was a chance to walk away with The Balls of Glory. The […]
Just a general notice, really. I very much doubt it will be funny or anything. It’s just a bit of help. A number of people have been telling me that they’re getting an incredibly big section of empty white space under the first article on this very website, 2oceansvibe. I was aware of it because […]
I thought it pertinent to mention this story, given that tonight’s MegaMillions lottery is sitting at $111,000,000 (R1.1 Billion jackpot) Check this out: Woman Demands Lotto Winnings From Man She Separated From In 1982 Seems like a cool chick POLK COUNTY, Fla. — A Polk County man won nearly $2 million in […]
As a Nedbank client I must say I am a little perturbed at the state of the main sign of Nedbank’s Waterfront head office. Forming a part of my views from my suite at The Cape Grace Hotel, it’s beginning to annoy. Poofey Is that what happens when too many cheques bounce?
I wake up, thinking of cool, knowing that you want me to remain cool. It concerns be, maintaining coolness – for you, for your image of me. That is why I go to the cupboard and I load my gun. I load my goddamned rifle and I head out the door. I then spend up […]
Some of you will have been fortunate enough to have read and followed through with last week’s article about Upside Down Dogs – www.upsidedowndogs.com – a website showcasing photos of upside down dogs from around the world. As anticipated, and as with most things on 2oceansvibe, the response was electric; soliciting fan email including a […]
A neurosurgeon friend of mine, Simon S, has come up with a very thoughtful and clever idea. It will also help YOU to sort out your disastrous karma levels. He is collecting presents and will be delivering them to the Red Cross Children’s hospital for all the kids who will be spending Christmas behind bars […]
ALL, If you keen am jumping onto Sian’s (Lloyds birds) birthday drinks – we share the same bday and as a female she always organises hers first, so I have no choice but to latch onto hers, until her and Lloyd break up. Or one of them die. She has arranged Relish (was Wafu but […]
A lovely series of shots showing The Queen’s husband, The Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, letting one go. Aah, I enjoyed that. He did to, it seems. [thanks fred]
Oh my God, I SINCERELY hope the ex-pats in London have taken the 22 bus DIRECTLY to Harrods to lick the new Veuve Clicquot Champagne bar from floor to ceiling. There is a VERY good chance that heaven looks like this. The lilies in the corner are exactly how I dreamt it How […]
I woke today and thought of this. I feel you need to feel it. The unmistakable Ving Rhames. Just remember that..
I received a wonderful email from Malcolm T, who witnessed the same thing I did on Sunday night. Hi Seth I popped home to Cape Town from Mud Island this weekend for my 30th and no trip back would be the same without a few hundred Jack Black beers at Caprice on a Sunday night. […]
While everyone else is FREAKING OUT about the exchange rate, it is comforting for the lottery faithful to learn that this week’s lottery is becoming quite viable! I remember the days when I would turn my nose up at lottery jackpots under £40 million. But that was when the exchange rate was very different to […]
I’m just going to stop you there for one second and point out something quite important. Umm, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think you stopped thinking about the Victoria’s Secret models for a second. Am I right? Yup, of course I am. No problem. Seriously, it’s fine. Just focus, for God’s sake! Your […]
Things are so finely tuned here at 2oceansvibe HQ, that even our advertisers slot sleamlessly into the current mood. And it’s real time too! You might have heard the sounds coming out of the top ad on the site – burping sounds, to be precise. It’s as close as we could get to the latest […]
Pretty phenomenal stuff! Check out this video! CLICK HERE to watch video These are crazy times, my friends. I mean, who would have thought? [thanks lisa]
G-Man in New York City a few years backHe hasn’t aged one bit! How does he do it? Just one of his many skills, I guess..
Remember last week how I was carrying on about the EuroMillions Superdraw? And you remember how I go on about the fact that you have to be in it to win it and only a fool would abstain? It looks like this young lady followed through on that sentiment and got 5 correct numbers. Because […]
I must say, it’s about time someone broke it down. Hilarious reading for those of you who feel the pain. Important reading for those of you who have no idea. I enjoyed the third commandment, “Thou Shalt Not “Friend†People You Don’t Actually Know” Add as friend? What does the word “friend†mean to […]
The biggest SuperDraw Jackpot Prize of 2008 takes place tonight. €130,000,000 is up for grabs. That’s one hundred and thirty million EURO’S! And YOU can win it, right here in South Africa. Or, anywhere you are in the world, for that matter! I’m not going to go on about what you can buy with it, […]
This, from finalternatives.com: If hedge fund managers don’t want to see pictures of their bare breasts published in a national magazine, they had better keep their shirts on at parties. A Manhattan judge has tossed out a lawsuit filed by hedge fund manager Maria Kristina Dominguez, who accused Vibe magazine of publishing a photo […]
Please enjoy this, from The New York Times: A former cabdriver who struck it rich in Russian oil and went on to invest in Manhattan real estate has signed a contract to buy a Fifth Avenue mansion for $40 million. Duke Semans Mansion Quite mean Tamir Sapir, who immigrated to the United […]
You never know what you’re going to get. Check it out for yourself www.sometimesredsometimesblue.com It was blue when I checked.
I’m not willing to take that chance.
Jeepers, this is quite Hectique! Paul C sent this in with the subject “Check this link out (Heavy).” I enjoyed the heavy vibe in brackets and jumped to it. Yu. That’s all I can say. Yu, yu, yu! Click here for www.donotdatehim.co.za The welcome page announces: One day in 2007, after yet […]
It’s like that scene from the movie Studio 54 when they all go back to the club one last time. Only this time it’s in Claremont and it’s on Friday night. One of the original Taboo barman has managed to hire the original venue for one night only. It is currently the “Mainland China” Restaurant […]
Seriously, this is very radical shit happening here. I can’t believe it. Friday’s lottery did not produce a winner and the EuroMillions lottery has rolled over for a SIXTH TIME. Next Friday’s kackpot is sitting at €110,000,000. In Pounds : £89,000,000 (89 million Euros. Say that out loud). In US Dollar : $163,000,000 (163 million […]
Not since 2007 has a rollover draw gone over R1 billion. I want to tell you something. It is a God given FACT that YOU can win that money. The last time it hit a jackpot of A BILLION RAND, it was won by ONE person. Some guy. A very happy guy. I’ll tell you […]