This post is really a big thank you to the regulars for keeping 2oceansvibe at the top – the first in South Africa, ahead of both The Times Multimedia and Mail & Guardian‘s online conglomerate. Here is a screenshot taken this week showing the “Most Visited” rankings on Afrigator, South Africa and Africa’s leading social […]
For those who haven’t worked it out, you’d be advised to follow 2oceansvibe on Twitter (here) during these next few days. Obviousy there will still be articles coming out on 2oceansvibe, but there is LOADS MORE other stuff happening on Twitter throughout the day. Quick things. Small things. Fun things.
You get a lot of quality when you deal with the insta-rich white trash female side of football. ie. the WAGS – Footballers Wives and Girlfriends. So anyway, Spurs star JAMIE O’HARA’s girlfriend, Danielle Lloyd got into a bit of a barny yesterday, which resulted in her needing “emergency plastic surgery.” I know – pretty […]
I think it’s absolutely fine to laugh your head off at someone, whilst still feeling sorry for them. I’m talking, of course, about the ridiculously over-the-top main sports headline (here) on CNN’s website last night. The classic “Groin injury” would suffice Hey? Jeepers Hudders – was that REALLY necessary? Although, at the same […]
Ok, I’ve got all the thunderstorm pics now – thanks everyone for sending them in. The original post (here) I created with my mind and hands came after I spent the early morning testing out some new thunder and lightning techniques. Clinton sent me this pic that was taken of the one blot I let […]
My Buddy Nick (in Schweeberg) and more than a hundred other brave men, wearing nothing but Speedos and their running shoes, gathered on Friday to participate in the Etana Insurance Speedo run to raise awareness for testicular cancer. That’s hilarious. I’m very impressed – good work, fellas! Maybe next year do it properly? […]
IT’S ABOUT TIME!!! In a move showing full support of the 2oceansvibe led protest in support of general socially acceptable behaviour and, in aprticular, against cyclists wearing cycling helmets whilst dining; Vide e has introduced the following warning sign at all stores, beginning this week. The sign, spotted at Vida e, Kloof Well done, […]
I was angry this morning, but, after releasing some thunder and lightning, I feel much better, thangyaverymuch! Taken this morning (no spice) by David Thomas Oh, and here is a pic of last night’s sunset. See what I did there? With the whispy clouds..Nice hey? Your mom’s quite nice. Radical romance So […]
I mentioned to you (here) in early January about this job which epitomises the 2oceansvibe lifestyle and mantra – “Work is a sideline, live the holiday.” To recap, the Queensland Department of Tourism offered a job (here) as “an island caretaker” paying $150,000 a year, involving a lot of chilling, a lot of snorkelling and […]
Today is a public holiday here – AGAIN. And the coming Friday as well… I know – it’s disgusting. See you on Tuesday.
Why is everyone moaning about today’s shit weather? It’s not shit at all. It’s awesome. There is a VERY light cloud, and the ocean is playing a game of lake-lake. There is NOTHING wrong with that. Jesus. Check it out: It’s a VERY thin cloud. Look at that blue towards the back. This […]
Playing “Home Wrecker.” The sound is appalling, but you need to see the vibe – 5,000 poeple, Sunday night at Kirstenbosch, angels EVERYWHERE! Two words – Sic k! [thanks charl]
I was very impressed with Vodacom this weekend. I was having hassles with my account and told them I didn’t want to deal with any of their normal operators. I’ve been in Plett and told them I wanted them to send me their “number 1.” Who do I get? Michael de Pinna, the genius lead […]
Desperate to find SOMETHING mildly entertaining to write about on this scorcher of a Monday, I took the leap of faith and went to the front page of iol. I was not prepared for the awesomeness of the front page article. CLICK HERE to find out about these wonderful individuals That article includes […]
The first online 2oceansvibe TV Show will be released during lunchtime today. Iron MikeManning an edit suite of sorts Catch you shortly.. UPDATE Running ever-so-slightly behind schedule, my loves..
They’re dropping like flies. Tom and Gisele Brady Gisele Rotherham would have sounded FAR more classier Why does he have to be so mug about it? I assume everyone can see what I’m seeing? That look on his face – he’s like “yeeah, fuckers – I’m the winner.” Following numerous engagement stories […]
I’m so glad that Mickey Rourke is winning awards again. Not because it’s Mickey Rourke and he is just awesome, but because he gives acceptance speeches the coolness they lost many many years ago. Mickey Rourke rules Check out this outstanding acceptance speech he gave after winning the Best Male Lead in the […]
It’s geeks versus geeks in what is looking like this week’s comments war of the moment. Napolean and Kip in a full blown brawl Get yourselves down to the comments section of A Case of Mistaken Identity ASAP!
Hey Team, Just a quick one to say the 2oceansvibe email server has a runny tummy and cannot SEND emails at the momnet. We are RECEIVING your emails, but just can’t reply at the moment. I have logged the fault and hopefully it will be fixed soon. Remember, whilst this may hurt you, the pain […]
94.5KFM is where you wanna be tomorrow morning where we gonna get LOOOOSE with Ryan O’ Connor! OBVIOUSLY you are a part of my body and therefore I will go there with you in mind and should hopefully please you. 07h00 tomorrow morning – probably starting at 07h10 but tune in at 07h00 just […]
Those of you who know what Twitter is, you’ll be pleased to know that 2oceansvibe is now on Twitter – dishing you the same incredible humour and wit, leaving you weak at the knees, only this time it will be done with a twit twat twot twitting twatter. Click here for our Twitter vibe. Oh, […]
Is currently on TV channel 113 (16h34 Sunday) The time as I write this is 16h34 on Sunday afternoon. If you are reading this in time, I have a tip for you. QUIETLY put on channel 113 on your satellite and slip into The Bodyguard. Like I have. It’s just started. God I missed […]
My Valentine VALENTINE, OH VALENTINE, SAY YOU’LL BE MINE. YOU’RE SOMMER MY SUNSHINE, MY MOON AND STARS, MY AIROMA AIR-FRESHENER FROM THE OLD OK BAZAARS; MY PERFUMED LOVE-LETTER, MY BREEZE IN THE NIGHT, MY COFFEE, MY CREAMER, MY BLITZ FIRELIGHT. MY CRIME-STOP, MY TRACKER, YOU’RE MY AZT, MY PAP, MY MIELIE-MEAL, MY NANDO’S FOR […]
Again, another fine example of quality: I see he had a little fight with the marker pen? The mark on his face and the pen lying in waiting just next to the wall suggests there is more to come..
The Hoff, in all his glory. Two words : AWE SOME Please don’t see this as a signal to send me more Hoff images. Trust me, this one is extremely rare. I might even have the jpeg file bronzed. [thanks rich]
We get all types here in Cape Town. We’ve spent time with the Nic Cages of the world and it’s great to hear Ed Norton and Bette Midler were spotted at the Grand Cafe in Camps Bay. That’s all very well, but Ving Rhames is in town now.. Ving Rhames Seriously, Emmy and […]
Ok, here we all are. Welcome back. Good to see you. I beg your pardon? How am I? Oh, VERY well thank you. A little bit tired after indulging in one of the better weddings I have been to in my life. On the banks of a river, somewhere near Elgin. Check out the place […]
We’ve been working with a “skeleton staff” over the last few days and I would like to take this very opportunity to announce that we will be reporting on things, as usual, from Monday – the 5th of Jan (I think). I’m back from Hermanus and back in The Safe House. It’s back to normal. […]
Are you aware of this? It’s a lot of money. One point seven billion Rand. It rolls so nicely off the tongue. Not AS well as when you tell your boss to get stuffed when you win it. CLICK HERE to buy MEGA MILLIONS tickets safely and securely online. There is nothing more I can […]