It’s usually pretty soon after your car battery splutters its last breath that the finger pointing starts – who left the lights on? Chill out people, there’s a new gadget in town and it’s a versatile number.
We’ve heard plenty of late about youngsters being intercepted on their way to Syria. Now we have official confirmation of the first South African to die fighting alongside ISIS.
Don’t think that Jessica Alba has been a Hollywood star who just sticks to the script. This woman has climbed a corporate ladder and veered from the cameras, only to rise.
As South African officials clamour to deny any wrongdoing during the 2010 World Cup bid it seems cracks are beginning to appear. First to break ranks was Danny Jordaan.
Ever since local lad Trevor Noah was announced host of The Daily Show we have been waiting for the big news – just when will that first show take place?
We could all use a laugh after yesterday’s Nkandla news, and it being a Friday and all we thought we’d treat you to some poetic brilliance.
Whilst the indictment served by the US is yet to name exactly which South African officials were dishing out bribes, we may be closer to the truth.
As scrutiny around the conduct of FIFA and its corrupt officials rages on today’s congress in Zurich saw violent threats made against the organisation. People are angry.
Having grown up in and around Buckingham Palace you would expect Prince William to have picked a London-based team to support. Alas he chose Villa and is paying the price.
It’s almost possible, whilst flicking through channels, to come across ‘Cool Runnings’ and not be tempted to watch Sanka in action. Of course Jamaica has many more strings to its bow.
Life’s great mysteries – what happened at Roswell, why is every picture of the Loch Ness monster blurry and where do the holes in Swiss cheese come from? Here’s one of those taken care of.
You spend hours watering the thing, protecting it from moles and praying you avoid the growing piles of dog deposits – why must having a lawn be such a drag?
Of all the countries in the world why is it that the US is coming at FIFA the hardest? There couldn’t be some kind of ulterior motive could there?
Sometimes you really do have to marvel at the wonder of nature. Japan boasts a rather impressive list of active volcanoes and Mount Shindake was the latest to step up.
Looks like there will be some backslapping tonight after the Police Minister declared Zuma will not have to pay back a single cent for Nkandla. Oh, and about that fire pool.
As temperatures continue to soar across India, many of the country’s poor and elderly have succumbed to the extreme conditions. Some roads have even begun to melt.
He has a reputation for being somewhat outspoken, and Fikile Mbalula did not disappoint during his stone-cold denial of the allegations against South Africa’s 2010 World Cup bid.
Everyone knows the golden rule of weddings – never, at any stage, attempt to upstage the bride on her special day. Looks like these guys missed that memo.
Piers had the knives well and truly sharpened yesterday when he unleashed an insult-laden attack on FIFA’s top dog. Tell us what you really think Piers.
The ANC has absolutely nailed this new bill on the head and unless some seriously free contraception is handed out, we’re going to see a lot of kids ruining their lives.
What if I told you there was a drug that could make you smarter overnight – is that something you might be interested in? Of course you would, and so is Silicon Valley.
The South African political landscape has really descended into a free-for-all, although the latest attacks on Jacob Zuma are taking things to the next level.
It’s time to pop open the good stuff and the thirsty crowd gathers. No pressure, but if you botch this there will be many unhappy faces pointed in your direction. Here’s how you nail it.
We’re getting quite used to hearing Jacob Zuma enjoy a chuckle at our expense in parliament, but should he really be cracking jokes about Nkandla?
My enduring memory of my grandfather is of a wonderfully cantankerous old man pulling up his knee-high socks and muttering obscenities. My grandfather wasn’t the architect of apartheid however.
The gloves are well and truly off after EFF spokesperson Mbuyiseni Ndlozi went to town on the ruling party in a sustained verbal attack. Ding ding ding.
In what should come as a shock to absolutely nobody who follows football, corrupt Fifa officials are finally feeling the long arm of the law. Next stop, Sepp Blatter.
It’s a good thing they pay you well up in the Big Smoke or there would be no point in living there. Property rates remain a pesky expenditure but there’s light at the end of the tunnel.
If there’s one man you can trust to throw a good party it’s legendary joller Jack Parow. If you think you can handle the heat why not get on board?
What would you do if you won the lottery? And we’re talking million and millions, by the way. Jump for joy? Scream a little bit? Maybe this guy needs a little lesson.