Unbelievably, I had never tried an IN-N-OUT burger before. I didn’t really care, but the constant disbelief became a bit too much. I just couldn’t take it. The people. Constantly telling me how amazing the burgers were. And then, when telling them I had never had one, they would just stand there, with their mouths […]
At first I thought it was an ad for Kika-Sack balls, but then realised that they have created some kind of world cup dance. Like the Macarena, except impossible for anyone over 50 to join in. Pretty rad. I might need to practice those moves. Who knows – maybe there will be another […]
I spotted this wonderful guy in a car somewhere in The Valley, Los Angeles. Please enjoy him. Very clean environment What do you think? I hope you like him, because he’ll be looking after your kids this weekend. Oh NOOO, you have NOTHING to worry about – he’s GREAT with kids! You know, kidnapping […]
Very much in tune with his role as a 2oceansviber, we have 2oceansvibe Character, The Big “H.” indulging in the glory of himself. Yup, Harry Simpson is well aware that work is a sideline and that he should endeavor to live the holiday. Shame The Big “H” makes us very proud A shining […]
If you’re not up to date with the 2oceansvibe Pauly Shore Zinzi series, documenting Zinzi’s week being adopted by Pauly Shore in Hollywood, then you’re missing out. Part 1 can be seen here, Part 2 is here and part 3, well that is right here (below). *Wait for video to load under this sentence – […]
I’ve been toying with this Pussy Natural Energy Drink for a while. You’ll remember the first mention of the energy drink was in one of the 2oceansvibe Weather Girls shows with the smoking hot Genevieve Morton (here and here). You see, the guys at Pussy (www.pussydrinks.com) were trying to get me to drink it for […]
You know you’re in Los Angeles when the hotel has a vending machine selling board shorts! I’m staying at The Standard Hotel on sunset Boulevard, Hollywood. There are so many cool things about this palce, I wouldn’t know where to start. I can show you these images, I suppose. I guess, in a way, you […]
Mental, mental, chicken oriental! That’s how crazy it is at the moment here in Hollywood, Los Angeles. We’ve been spending the week with actor/comedian, Pauly Shore, as we follow him around with his adopted son, Zinzi. Zinzi won a radio competition to be adopted by Pauly Shore , following the release of Pauly’s latest mockumentary, […]
So just to bring everyone up to speed, I’m 9 hours behind you – so, in a way, I’m actually in the past. Everything I’m doing now, you’ve already been through. And I’m enjoying it – thank you – I like what you’ve done here. I’m well and truly IN Hollywood now. Like…inside it! After […]
Mother dearest is in Cape Town at the mo and, as you can imagine, required high levels of attention at all times prior to my Los Angeles departure – including daily shopping expeditions, lunches and dinners. Between finding time to write for you and my waistline, I needed to find some time without offending her. […]
If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A. Then everybody’d be surfin’ Like Californ-i-a You’d seem ’em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin’ U.S.A. You’d catch ’em surfin’ at Del Mar (Inside outside U.S.A.) Ventura County line (Inside outside U.S.A.) Santa Cruz and Trestles (Inside outside U.S.A.) Australia’s Narrabeen […]
I’ve just arrived in Los Angeles for that Pauly Shore vibe after two weeks back home in Cape Town staying at the Cape Royale . It was a wonderful, yet chilly two weeks, following that month in the South of France , so it’s good to get back into summer. It’s pretty much tradition for […]
I can relate to this in a big way. Not that I’ve had any airline break anything of mine, but I’ve certainly suffered from general airline crapness. I was chatting to my mother the other day and I told her that some people go through a lifetime of regular air travel and never lose a […]
Currently posting this article whilst flying in the air on a plane between New York and Los Angeles. I just wanted you to know that. If you’ve seen the movie “Snakes on a Plane” Then you’ll know what I’m talking about. It’s the same thing, except instead of snakes, it’s got the internet.. […]
Hey gang, I’m sorry to do this to you, but daddy is going away for a little bit. I know you must be scared, but just realise that it is very necessary as it will bring me us one step closer to global domination. You know how busy daddy gets. I will be gone for […]
I am very pleased to announce that the Jack Black Beer tap had finally been installed at 1800 restaurant and bar at the Cape Royale hotel in Green Point, Cape Town. I am also pleased to announce that I am writing and publishing this article from said venue with the new software I […]
Taken very recently at the entrance of a bar in Thailand. That’s a lag! There are tons of hilarious things that people spot in Thailand. A lot of it is sent in to 2oceansvibe. A lot of it doesn’t make it to the vibe. But this one does, because it’s GENIUS! It’s pretty […]
It’s interesting to note that Dirty Skirts lead guitarist, David Moffatt, sent this in. Michael Jackson is obviously one of his major influences – I had no idea. I’ve been given their latest album another listen, trying to pic up some MJ flavour…. but I can’t find it. But Dave does dance sexy – so […]
Paul from 1800 restaurant downstairs at the Cape Royale (click that if you haven’t seen this place yet) made a call to my room on Sunday night – “Thanks for the Butlers Pizza” he said, “the staff are all feeling the vibe.” Aah, good, the 10 larges had obviously arrived! Wonderful. They’ve got a lovely […]
Hello Friends! I write to you from a Starbucks somewhere in Paris. Those of you following 2oceansvibe on Twitster will be well aware of why I am not in Ibiza! Oh, you’re not following 2oceansvibe on Twitster? Well you’re just missing out then.. That is the hotel I’m staying at in ParisWeird shape […]
Those of you following me on the Twitmeister will be well aware that Air France lost my luggage between Marseille airport and Paris. I still don’t have it, but am enjoying the extravagance of wearing brand new jocks every day. Although it can very often backfire. I’m referring, of course, to the process one goes […]
I am writing this from a café somewhere in Paris as The Muse downs another glass of rosé and the waiters eyeball me, wondering when exactly we will be ordering dinner (I’m going for the fish). That said, this is going to be a quick one. But an important one, nonetheless. It’s to do with […]
The Kitesurfer (very good looking, single, good pedigree) is known for his DIY expertise and hands-on nature when it comes to virtually anything. From home-made beer and wine, to potato guns and the restoration of vintage cars… he’s done it all. Except this.. Please enjoy “the flying boat” – he sent me this video and […]
I nearly wet myself yesterday at the St. Remy market (where Princess Caroline and Princess Charlotte have a home and past residents have included two very close friends of mine, Van Gogh and Nostradamus) as I walked around, deep in thought, mainly about you. You’ll recall previous sightings (here ) of crazy-ass dogs and ears […]
This article comes as a general warning to those of you with South African passports wishing to travel to the US or Europe via the United Kingdom. I URGE you to use another hub of sorts, as the new requirements for a simple transit visa are EXACTLY the same as if you were applying for […]
I’m not sure who took this panoramic aerial photograph of Cape Town, Table Mountain and the Green Point stadium, but they did a very good job. Thought you might enjoy it. Click pic for hi-res version. CLICK HERE FOR HI-RES CAPE TOWN PANORAMIC IMAGE Jeepers, that is impressive! Shame, very kak place we […]
It hasn’t been that long since we published pics (here) of Hilts and her now ex-boyfriend, Doug Someone-or-other, dry humping each each other in Cannes; and would you believe it, they’ve broken up! Paris Hilton in blue More getting out of car NSFW here PEOPLE reports: “In response to the inquiry on whether […]
It’s one thing behaving like a rock star, but it’s a fine line between being a rock star and losing every last ounce of sense. Like Pete Doherty who was recently arrested in Geneva, Switzerland after he was found slumped over in the airplane bathroom with a hypodermic needle. Pete DohertyIn very good nick […]
Local law enforcers and “peace officers” should be warned – they are not above V&A Waterfront law. As we see in this pic, Cape Town cops who think they can abuse a yellow/red line vibe, are going to find themselves getting a bit stuck. Literally. And punished!Outside the Aquarium It’s not the first […]
Gather ’round. Gather ’round. I have an announcement to make. Later this afternoon [pause] I embark on the annual Strengthening Ties Tour. I will return on the 4th of July. The 2009 Strengthening Ties Tour1 June – 4 July, 2009 Yes, yes, I know. This may come as a surprise to you, and […]