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Shops & Retail
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LALESSO KEEPS IT COMING
09 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It was only Lalesso that lifted our spirits as The Muse and I attended another school project that was handed in a few weeks ago, this time entitled “Cape Town Fashion Week.” Once again we were treated to scenes and people and “organising” that INSISTS on giving the impression that this is all being done […]
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MAN KILLED BY ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE
03 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ll be completely honest, I have NEVER found an anti-virus software program that I like, let alone one that works. There is ALWAYS something wrong with it. It either slows down my computer to a grinding halt (keeping earth in orbit requires a large number of programs to be running simultaneously on my computer) or […]
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I BOUGHT MY FIRST BIALETTI MOKA EXPRESS
20 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m quite pleased with myself. I popped into Carlucci’s yesterday to get a Chunky Chicken Salad and I spotted their range of stovetop espresso makers, as I do every time (always two words, it is never “everytime”). I bit my lip as I grabbed the small Bialetti Moka Express one-man unit from the shelf and […]
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IT’S YACHT TIME
19 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was cruising around the Atlantic Seaboard yesterday and it was one of those days that reminds you of the importance of owning a power yacht. I looked over the small bay area of Clifton 4th beach and was pleased that a few players had taken the initiative. And that’s when I remembered […]
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CARLUCCI’S CHUNKY CHICKEN SALAD
12 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Not to be mistaken for the Funky Chicken which is, in fact, a dance. The Chunky Chicken Salad can be found at Carlucci’s, on Victoria Road, Bantry Bay. “Oh, ja, just opposite The Ambassador Hotel?” Yup, that’s the one.  The Chunky Chicken Salad – available exclusively at Carlucci’s  I tell you what, it’s […]
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FUJITSU SCANSNAP S300 AVAILABLE IN SOUTH AFRICA
08 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Well, I had seen this little puppy in a few of the overseas mags I get every month (which include Vanity Fair, US GQ, Conde Nast Portfolio, New York Magazine, Monocle and Wired) and every time I saw the ad I grew more and more aware of how badly I needed to own the Fujitsu […]
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DANTE WELLNESS SPA
07 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Following a browse of the 2oceansvibe relaunch party photographs, you were probably left in a state of alarm, at the incredibleness (new word – use it) of my tan in the middle of Winter. I’ll be honest. I cheated. I went to the tan can. And not just any tan can – it was the […]
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PATRON TEQUILA
01 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s pretty much 4pm on Friday and before everyone packs up for the weekend, I thought I’d let you know what I found. It’s called Patron Tequila and is billed as the #1 tequila in the word! Ballsy, to say the least. Gorgeous to look at, nonetheless. So I thought I would take my first […]
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THE LOUIS VUITTON SHADES HAVE ARRIVED
24 Jul 2008 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I first laid eyes on the Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses at the Louis Vuitton store at the V&A Waterfront and they were just too beautiful not to have. If I may.. The Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses. Too beautiful not to have. Whilst the price tag was somewhat sensational, the main glitch was that […]
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A NAUGHTY LITTLE TEST DRIVE
02 Jul 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I popped into Future Exotics again this morning to have another look at that 2008 Rolls Royce Phantom I mentioned the other day. I just wanted to get a better grasp of what the car was packing – the “bells and whistles” as it were. I just need to know what one would get, SHOULD […]
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FRIDAY, THE POPE AND A ROLLS-ROYCE
27 Jun 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Today felt like the kind of Friday that everyone would be playing along with the aforementioned and agreed upon Cape Town Friday Rule. I was so confident of the feeling I had, that I woke up and went for the CLASSIC “secret cloud technique.” You know the one: when you have a joint BEFORE you […]
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“MY DRIVER WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND”
17 Jun 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was once again amused the other night when we went to Chris Rock. The Lawyer and G-Man went with me to the event in my car and attended the VIP after party held at the same venue (Grand West) afterwards. As with most of these VIP after parties, booze was on tap and it […]
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I’VE GOT AN AUDI R8 PARKED DOWNSTAIRS
19 May 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A local company has decided, for one reason or another, to lend me a brand new Audi R8 for a while. The guy called me on Friday and asked if I would mind. I’m usually hesitant to take up these kind of offers, as you don’t know what they want from you in return. But, […]
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YOUR LIFE ORGANISED
06 May 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve had a Personal Assistant for as long as I can remember. They get switched every now and then – but they are always there. You’ll remember I was recently advertising for a new P.A. – well I found one and she has become The P.A. on the 2oceansvibe Characters page. She replaces the old […]
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QUALITY ONLINE GIFT DELIVERY SERVICE
10 Apr 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I recived this gift from Dail-a-Surprize on my birthday and, I’ll be honest, I was pretty fucking impressed. This is premium, high quality stuff. Check out what I got: Quietly enjoy the little dinky bottle of Moet! Very naughty! What was in the box, you ask? Well, OBVIOUSLY it was a brand new 4-year-old Campbodian […]
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THE MIKERO SLAVE OVEN
05 Mar 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s common knowledge that I keep a number of pre-teen Cambodian kids under the floorboards at the Bantry Bay house; for the express purpose of manufacturing fake Havaianas flip-flops. I don’t feel bad about their living conditions, nor the fact that I feed them rubbish. Those kids wouldn’t have a floor over their heads if […]
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ALABAMA SLAMMERS AT THE ARNISTON HOTEL
25 Feb 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
So we found ourselves at the Arniston Spa Hotel this weekend. We weren’t actually staying at the hotel, but rather a mate’s place. Nonetheless, we thought we would enjoy the very sexual vibe at the Arniston Hotel pool. For the uninformed and those of you who don’t know about the hotel or have never heard […]
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WHAT THE SMART KIDS ARE READING
29 Jan 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
[To avoid potential emboerrissment, the incorrect spelling of “journalists” above, is noted!] whilst potentially emIt’s a concept largely ignored by most of South Africa’s daily and monthly publications – you know, hiring journalists who know what they’re talking about, have communication skills and even know how to spell. I’m certainly not saying that 2oceansvibe is […]
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HEALTH INSURANCE FOR YOUR PET – CLEVER
05 Dec 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Well it had to come to South Africa, didn’t it? I mean, it makes sense – cheap pet health insurance for your dog or cat! In South Africa. Why didn’t YOU think of that? How about a warm round of applause for South Africa’s premier veterinary pet health insurance company – Medipet. See what they […]
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ADAM & EVE ONLINE CLOTHING COMPETITION!
05 Dec 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s competition time, friends! South Africa’s first and foremost online clothes shopping website, Adam & Eve (www.adamandeve.co.za) is THROWING it around at the moment! South Africa’s #1 online clothes shopping portal Outstanding! In an EXCLUSIVE competition with 2oceansvibe, ONE lucky reader will win one of these STUNNING summer dresses from every Cape Town girl’s best […]
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THE HANDYMAN YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
21 Nov 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I thought I had found the perfect “tame” Cape Town handyman. He was not very different to the naked guy on the beach in Along Came Polly. He was very foreign, had a pony tail and was nothing short of “steamy.” He did everything from painting my house to tiling my deck – everything was […]
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THIS IS THE ONE, BOYS
08 Nov 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m not going to get heavily into it, guys. You know, I’ve tried them all. Some are good, some are crap. Some will do. Some won’t at all . Some are cheap, some are pricey – some are dry, some are greasy. It’s a mine field out there. Finding the right product for your hair […]
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ALL’S WELLNESS THAT ENDS WELLNESS
27 Sep 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of the rules that I constantly try and enforce on myself is not to stock up on junk food. If I have the need for chocolate or biltong or sweets of any sort, I am forced to go to the shops and get it. I can’t keep a stock of sweets and only tickle […]
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GLASSHOUSE – REJUVENATION FOR MEN
31 May 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I think this little mention comes at a good time – shortly after my review on John Shannan’s book, “Modern Man is a Wimp” where Shannan makes an alarmed reference to “metrosexuals” and the fact that men find it necessary these days to use moisturisers and other products to beautify themselves. Personally I don’t have […]
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SATELLITE INSTALLATION
12 Jan 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I have just had a PVR satellite decoder installed at the safe house and I thought I should let the earth see the following video. Particularly if you’re looking at getting a satellite decoder in Cape Town, or want ANY work done on your TV. Before we get into that, I must just tell you […]
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THE BIRTH OF OBSESSION
01 Aug 2006 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
My Mother’s extravagant taste and lifelong quest for quality has no doubt contributed towards my insistence of top service and superior brands. As a child I remember there were particular brands in our home that had no possible substitutes – Carmel’s gherkins and Judy’s Pickled onions are two simple examples that come to mind. There […]
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