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Shops & Retail
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SHOW YOUR TUNO MAYO SOME RESPECT, WITH NOMU SPICE!
03 Mar 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s not often that I give away trade secrets on how to be an awesome individual. But when I see the lack of knowledge resulting in pain for you, my treasured 2oceansvibers, then I realise that I have an obligation to tell you. Take for instance my special tuna mayonnaise that I make The Dude […]
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VIRGIN ACTIVE WILL TURN A BLIND EYE TO GAY SEX IN THE LOOS. BUT ONLY A FEW TIMES.
01 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 19 Comments
Virgin Active seems to be having a problem with blowjobs “lewd conduct” in their men’s changing room toilets. Given that the changing rooms are single-sex, they are clearly referring to gay physical one-on-one activity. Something which has become such a problem that there are now signs up in an attempt to control the growing trend. […]
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KALAHARI GOING FOR A 2OCEANSVIBE VIBE
01 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I gotta say it, Spling isn’t far off the mark with their observation of SA’s top online shopping destination, Kalahari.net – stating “Kalahari Gets a Whiff of The 2OceansVibe.” Spling asks the question : When was the last time you spotted a gorgeous woman wearing nothing but cut-off jeans? I don’t think I ever have… […]
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TIME IS TICKING, AS “THE VIBE” PARTY WITH THE WEDDING DJ’S NEARS
26 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
They’re calling it “the party of a lifetime” and it is a known fact that you will die if you miss it. That is why I am giving you this warning so you can’t blame me when that happens. It’s on March 19th and there will be NO tickets sold at the door on the […]
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MC FANCY MC VIBE
18 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With the Rotherham Diet gaining massive momentum across South Africa, a lot of people ask me how I “roll,” when it comes to fast food. I usually stumble around the question, trying to give examples of how, exactly, I roll – always wishing I had a visual clue. Luckily, thanks to The Cool Hunter and […]
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HALF PRICE OYSTERS AND SUSHI AT “BELUGA” – ACCORDING TO “NO BUCKS”
17 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Really? Well suck me sideways! I gotta be honest, it doesn’t get much easier to find deals around Cape Town. My boys at www.nobucks.co.za have absolutely NAILED IT with their website which documents where and when various booze and food specials are going on around Cape Town. I simply clicked today’s date and it gave […]
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THE 2OCEANSVIBE PARTY YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
16 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
Aaah yeah, that’s right… it’s all happening on MARCH 19! You know the party is going to be big when the venue was chosen specifically for its size – so as to accommodate the sheer number of people! What am I talking, you ask? Oh nothing, just “THE VIBE” – a party in Camps Bay […]
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LOUIS VUITTON DO VALENTINE’S DAY NICELY
09 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Oh my God! You.are.going.to.plutz! Louis Vuitton have announced the launch of a new women’s gifts catalogue with a romantic twist – just in time for Valentine’s Day! The timing couldn’t be better – I mean it’s one thing knowing where you will be spending Valentine’s Day, but what does one buy? Now that’s a different […]
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“EIGHTEEN HUNDRED” LAUNCHES MASSIVE RIB-EYE STEAK SPECIAL
09 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
For those of you who don’t know, 1800° is the premier grill room located at my primary residence, the prestigious Cape Royale Luxury Hotel and Residence in the heart of Cape Town’s trendy Green Point. 1800 Restaurant Doesn’t mess around when it comes to steaks They offer a range of succulent signature steaks, delectable meat […]
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BAKERS BISCUITS ENTERS THE ADULT SEX FOODS MARKET
04 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
Bakers Biscuits, a South African favourite who have provided non-risque snacks and food products since 1851, are tweaking their previously conservative brand strategy and are diversifying into the more provocative adult foods market. In a surprise move, Bakers have launched a new sexually suggestive line of snacks which allude to male genitalia. With new ranges […]
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THE RAY-BAN ULTRA WAYFARER LIMITED EDITION
02 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
You’ll remember how recently I told you about my new Ferragamo shades I got from Sunglass Hut. Well I’m both excited and embarrassed to tell you that they have been sidelined for the moment. I’m sure I will go back to them at some point, but for now I simply have no option but to […]
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LOCAL TEQUILA FROM THE KAROO, MY BRU – CALLED “LA MUERTE” TEQUILA
26 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
When a guy gives you a bottle of tequila with a skull on it and tells you it’s locally made, you kind of want to run a mile. “What do you mean, locally made,” I asked the chap, as visions of Marcus Brain’s (The Kitesurfer) home-made beer and wine came to mind (my sight has […]
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THE PEOPLE OF WALMART RAP
19 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Ok look, they’ve made this rap song and it’s so damn good I actually don’t know what to do with myself. I’ve sent you to the People of Walmart website before (boom). But now they’ve taken the best of the best from that website and turned it into a rap song. And it’s good. Trust […]
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BANNER ADVERTISING MADE SIMPLE
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve been getting a LOT of people asking me about the new 2oceansvibe Jobs and 2oceansvibe Villas banner ads currently displayed on the site. Including these two: 2oceansvibe Jobs 2oceansvibe Villas As much as I would love to claim it, I did not make the banner ads. I just used the same peeps I have […]
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“STAND AT EASE” – BY GARY GREEN
15 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A friend of my buddies over at TheBombSurf, Gary Green, has written a book called Stand At Ease – a hilarious account of Green’s time in the South African Defence Force. Simon Burrow, over at LivingStylishlyWell.com (somewhere in the French Luberon Valley – poor thing) also served his time in the army, and gave it […]
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PLACE FREE JOB ADS ON 2OCEANSVIBE JOBS
13 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Are you looking for staff to fill temp, part-time or freelance positions? Ja, I bet you are! Well check this out: 2oceansvibe Jobs For a limited time only, 2oceansvibe Jobs is offering job advertisers and recruitment companies three FREE ads when registering for the first time. Pretty cool! And to the job candidates out there […]
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FERRAGAMO SHADES AND ‘COLLAR-AND-CUFF’ TAILORED SHIRTS
12 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Let’s chat about the current “vibe” I’m going for.. I’ve been getting a lot of attention about two things lately. My new shades, and the shirts I’ve been throwing around. People say that I have been “killing it” and they want to know where the goods are from. Look, that’s fair enough.. So instead of […]
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@YOURLUNCHRUN – CAPE TOWN’S NEWEST HOTTEST TWITTER ACCOUNT / REAL-TIME GAME
08 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
I didn’t think it would work, when I was first told about @yourlunchrun, the new Twitter account guy whose Twitter page tells us, “Don’t have time for a run? I’ll do it for your lazy Ass. Just enjoy the ‘time out’ and even send requests to make it YourRun – GO!” Apparently he heads off […]
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“2OCEANSVIBE VILLAS” LAUNCHES – NOW YOU CAN ALSO LIVE THE CAPE TOWN HOLIDAY!
07 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With the signature 2oceansvibe slogan telling us, “Work is a sideline, Live the holiday,” there were two very obvious things that needed to be addessed. First was the launch of 2oceansvibe Jobs – a website which showcases all temporary, freelance and part-time jobs available in Cape Town and beyond. No permanent 9-5 jobs will be […]
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LOCAL TRAVEL AGENT GETS NAMED AND SHAMED ON INTERNET – INCLUDING PHOTOGRAPHS AND PRIVATE DETAILS
07 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 28 Comments
A new website, by the name of www.stephaniekohler.co.za has gone viral in South Africa’s Twitter universe. From what initially like someone’s own personal webpage, the person to which the domain name refers, “Stephanie Kohler,” has nothing to do with the website whatsoever, other than being the target of an online attack. Retribution for alleged fraudulent […]
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THE ELLE MAGAZINE INTERVIEW – IN FULL
06 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
In November I alerted you about the Seth Rotherham feature in the ELLE Magazine. I didn’t publish it in full on these pages, as the magazine was still in circulation. It is now off the shelves and has coincidentally become one of their most successful issues ever. Weird.. especially with that issue of YOU Magazine […]
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SETH TURNS WINE PAIRING WORLD “ON IT’S HEAD”
04 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I put “on it’s head” in inverted commas to indicate a quote, presumably by someone with authority. Given the topic of wine pairing, one would hope, at the very least, that the quote came from someone within the food or wine industry. In truth… it didn’t – I made it up. Yup, that’s right. Much […]
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“2OCEANSVIBE JOBS” LAUNCHES: FIND A JOB, LIVE THE HOLIDAY!
24 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
The 2oceansvibe slogan, “Work is a sideline, Live the holiday” is widely accepted as the ultimate ideal. In order for work to be a sideline, one needs to avoid full-time 9 to 5 employment at all costs. Unless you’re working for yourself. But in order to get your own thing going, you need spare time. […]
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LUXURY4LESS IS NOT STOPPING AS CHRISTMAS LOOMS – MORE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TIPS!
21 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
We’ve chatted about these guys before – Luxury4Less – the guys who sell limited stock discounted luxury items online. They got 500 signups on the first day and those of you who did it will know why. With Christmas around the corner, I can’t not tell you about deals on luxury goods – I mean, […]
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JOHN SMIT STALKED BY LUKE WATSON NUTS AT BOOK SIGNING
21 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
Springbok captain, John Smit, is currently on a whirlwind book signing tour of South Africa. From Margate to Canal Walk, fans are arriving in their droves, just to get a glimpse of the global superhero and, God willing, an autograph. Not that one should expect complete support at these events, as we witness this adorable […]
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WOOLIES ONLINE BROWNIE-POINTS MACHINE
17 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
They seriously should have called it OnlineBrowniePoints.co.za instead of WooliesHampers.co.za, because that is essentially what it is. It’s an online machine that produces brownie points in exchange for a few mouse clicks and a credit card number. Seriously. It’s quite silly. Remember that hamper I bought last week for Marina, to celebrate the birth of […]
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IS YOUR BIKE/CAR LICENCE UP FOR RENEWAL?
17 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
Is it just sitting there on the table? Annoying you? It’s such a small amount of money, but we all know that the cost is not what we are fearing – it’s the queues at the Traffic Department – oh, the pain! When is the best time to get there? And, when I get there, […]
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GOOD MORNING HEADLINES – THURSDAY
17 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Tiger van der Westhuizen Spotted in Mabu Vinyl s shop window – Cape Town (a follow up to their hilarious Kevin Pietersen window display) Tiger Woods Named Top Athlete of the Decade – That’s what you get for playing good golf and bonking anything with a heartbeat and a pair of Ray Ban aviators. Who […]
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EXCLUSIVE FREE PUMA PARTY/SALE FOR 100 LUCKY 2OCEANSVIBERS
14 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 137 Comments
I received the following invite from Puma, essentially giving me carte blanche to do whatever I want in their V&A Waterfront store from 19h00 to 21h00 tomorrow (Tuesday) night. They’re giving me a 45% discount, which I am able to extend to you. And that’s not for sale items – that’s includes NEW STOCK! Not […]
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THE IPOD REPAIR SERVICE IN CAPE TOWN IS A JOKE
14 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
And by a “joke” I mean it’s “off the charts.” So much so that it’s silly. I tell you what, between Apple products and these guys, life couldn’t be easier. David, the owner of Caprice gave me no option but to attend a party at Caprice on Saturday night last week. And off I went. […]
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