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Sex
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Officer Gets Fired For Getting Busy On The Bonnet Of A Car
05 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
You can imagine the New Mexico police chief was shocked when a security video of the officer and the woman surfaced. The irony here is that the officer, known only as ‘Lopez’, was recently given the title of 2009’s police officer of the year. He was also awarded a ‘challenge’ coin for going over and above the call of duty. That’s what she said.
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Mussolini ‘Had An Affair With Italy’s Last Queen’
01 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
News emerged yesterday that Benito Mussolini, the great Italian dictator that was partly responsible for fascism, actually did have an affair with Marie-José, who happened to be the last Queen of Italy. Previously, Mussolini’s mistress, Claretta Petacci, claimed this wasn’t so. Mussolini’s youngest son however seems to know something that she didn’t.
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PETA – How Vegans Will Invade Porn
22 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The website will be full XXX, but here’s the twist, the porn will be coupled with graphic images of mistreated animals. With previous campaigns seeing the likes of Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson, this isn’t exactly shocking. Just weird. Now I can think of a few other words to make with the P, the T and the A.
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It’s Not Porn, It’s A Documentary – Courtesy Of Qantas Air
17 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a 50-minute long ‘instructional video’ is now available on the in-flight entertainment systems of select few Qantas flights. The movie, called ‘The Female Orgasm Explained’, claims to explain the ‘mysteries’ of female sexual pleasure. Don’t be surprised if, on you’re next long haul, you find a third sock in the complimentary toilet bag.
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Cathay Pacific Oral Sex Photo Scandal
16 Aug 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Cathay Pacific have kindly confirmed that the leaked images of an air hostess administering pleasure to a captain, in a Cathay Pacific aircraft, are genuine. But they claim the aircraft was on the ground at the time. Oh, ok – so that means they don’t join the mile high club? This, from tvnz: Airline Cathay […]
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The Science Of Beer Goggles
15 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Finally, science has validated what those posters have been telling us for years. Apparently, beer goggles do turn ‘bow’ into ‘wow’. A team of scientists at London’s Roehampton University have killed a considerable bar tab investigating why people who are intoxicated by alcohol seem less critically receptive to the physical appearance of others, or for the rest of us: “Beer goggles – why?”
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The Swiss To Get Special Drive-In Sex Boxes
20 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Zurich, being a progressive city and all, has a popular red-light district. But still, no resident living close-by wants to see two (or more) people engage in a game of adult twister. Surprisingly it is the local police who have come up with a solution in the form of drive-in sex boxes. Yes, it is exactly what you think it is.
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Moscow’s First Sex Museum A.K.A The ‘G-Spot’
15 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When opening a sex museum in a country where, publicly, sex almost doesn’t exist, you had better make sure that it’s as offensive as possible, since controversy is sure to follow. I’m pretty sure naming it Tochka G, meaning G-spot in Russian, and covering the walls with images of Putin sword-dick-fighting Obama, should do the trick.
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New Strain Of Gonorrhea Could Be Incurable
13 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Gonorrhea, one of the most commonly treated STDs, is becoming more and more resistant to the only drug left to treat it. US scientists are warning that it could be the next super-bug.
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Korean Prostitutes Willing To Set Themselves On Fire For Their Profession
07 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Pimps and prostitutes alike, from Seoul’s red-light district, are furious with the police. So much so that they’ve now started stocking their brothels with flammable liquid and gas containers. They say they are willing to set themselves on fire if things don’t change. This is in response to “increased patrols, police cars parking visibly in the area and plainclothes officers watching them with binoculars.”
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South African Porn Star Reality Series Goes Limp
27 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
South Africa’s first ever reality television porn show appears to have gone limp halfway through the auditions because broadcasters are reluctant to ‘excite’ the public. Although South Africans are generally fans of reality television, it’s hardly surprising that the conservative forces have decided to pass on a deal to air the show.
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Biggest Sexual Harassment Payout Ever, After Manager Hits Woman On Head With Penis
13 Jun 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The trouble started when Richard Moore started sending unwelcome gifts and chocolates to Ashley Alford, demanding “sucky-sucky” in return. But Ashley never gave her manager any sucky-sucky. That’s when our boy took things to the next level by sneaking up on Ashley, holding her by her ponytail, and whacking her on the head with his […]
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Big Heads, Little Heads, And The Merits Of Wanking
20 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Both Dominique Strauss-Kahn and Arnold Schwarzenegger are the latest in a long line of high profile men who have allowed the smaller of their two heads to gain the upper hand when making crucial decisions. Their fall is especially tragic when one considers the elegance of a simple solution. [Click link for more]
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