For those who keep up with Jenna Jameson-related news, you’ll know that she’s not been in a good way lately. Not that she ever was in a particularly ‘good way’. Now, the 39 year-old is going back into porn after promising to “never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry.”
The Biebs just can’t do anything right lately. In a very short space of time, the Canadian has managed to sully his reputation quite badly. The problems seem to stem from a recent fascination with prostitutes. First, he was caught leaving a brothel under a bed sheet. Then he got hit in the face with a bottle. Then a ‘mystery woman’ (prostitute) posted a video of him in his bed – and now this.
There have been rumours about this sort of transaction happening for a while now – but sources in Russia have just confirmed that a deal has very definitely been sealed. What’s more, police have given the lucky lady the green light, claiming that the transaction, “does not fit into a description of the ‘Prostitution’ clause.” Really? It doesn’t?
In the past, girls would compare themselves to persons in their vicinity – checking to see who the skinniest girl in the room is, and seeing how they match up. Now, they have the internet for that – and the girls on the internet are way skinnier than anyone you might ever really meet. The proliferation of photo-sharing sites like Pinterest, along with the concept on ‘thinspiration’ has caused mass hysteria as girls across the world attempt to get as skinny as possible – and maybe one day achieving the infamous ‘thigh gap”.
Yoh – residents of the suburb of Glenwood in Durban are getting angry. They’re so fed up with the prostitutes that stand on their streets, they’re going the extra yard to identify their clients, name them on Facebook, thereby disrupting business as usual. The concerned residents wrote to the local community paper to announce that they would set up “surveillance cameras and a registration service on Facebook for free”.
“I’m committed to a friendship” said her ex when he, very abruptly, called the whole thing off. Six weeks (and a few tubs of ice cream) later, and the newly single woman discovered that her bastard of an ex had been having an affair with his most recent ex on and off the whole time. After her initial confrontation with the guy, she wrote him a killer break up letter that the internet just can’t get enough of
Yep, it’s that time of the week when a study says that one gender is better than the other gender at something, and we all get outraged and/or jokey. Despite your general jadedness when it comes to questions of this nature, the results of the study have potentially massive implications for modern work life.
A pleasant afternoon of provincial cricket in Australia was brought to life when one of the player’s girlfriends got involved in the action, so to speak. Not having much to talk about in terms of cricket, the commentators turned to one of the players ladyfriends, Yvonne. “Hey Yvonne give us a wave!” At this point, Yvonne made naughty hand gestures.
It seems as if Japan is losing its sex drive – which wouldn’t be a bad thing considering they have 126 million people crammed into an area the size of California, but still, the fact that millions of people under 40 aren’t even dating is cause for alarm.
A study by the Le Meridien hotel group has determined that 53% of their guests preferred coffee over sex as the best way to start their day. In fact, 78% of the survey respondents would go without sex for a whole year before they’d go without coffee for the same period of time. The research […]
You’ll have no doubt by now picked up on the rumour that Muslim, in particular Tunisian women are flocking en masse to the war front in Syria to provide for the heterosexual needs of the Syrian rebels on the ground. The phenomenon of jihad al-Nikkah (more like Jihad al-Nookie, amiright?) has been wholly accepted and widely reported by Western Press. There’s just one problem: It isn’t true.
Californian Governer, Jerry Brown passed legislation yesterday that makes the production and publishing of so-called “revenge porn” ilegal in that state. The specific terms of the law describe revenge porn as actions “in which a person electronically distributes or posts on the Internet nude pictures of an ex-romantic partner after a breakup to shame the person in public.”
Cast your minds back a week. We brought you a story about Kim Jong-Un having his ex-girlfriend executed by machine gun along with 12 other members of an orchestral band, for violating laws against pornography. Here’s the vid..
Another South African has been arrested for possession of child-pornography. This time it’s a 59-year-old Durbanite who was working as a maintenance manager at luxury private game reserves and hotels in KwaZulu-Natal and Mpumalanga.
21-year old Ania Lisewska from Poland is on a mission. Despite having a “serious” boyfriend, her goal is to sleep her way through Europe. No, she doesn’t want to have a snooze in lots of countries, she wants to sex her way through the continent in a quest to shag 100,000 men.
Come to Switzerland – see the Alps, blow a horn, wear a funny hat and, as of 26 August, shag a prostitute in a sex-box. These bus-stop like “sex-boxes” have been erected west of Zurich in a former industrial area to maximise romance – no, safety – for the country’s sex-workers.
Hey men, beware. If you’re a cheater it’s probably written all over your face. According to a recent study, if you asked a woman to pick out the cheater in a line of men, she would be able to. This super power is reserved only for the fairer sex.
A UK as agency has pulled off a complex and expensive practical joke by producing a television ad showing two people wearing Crocs leading up to sex. The ad agency called Compulsory would have you believe (but they’re totally joking) that Crocs are designed for people who have trouble removing shoes in a moment of passion.
The new Axe Black Chill deodorant advert has provided some interesting comment. The video was uploaded on YouTube on 2 July 2013 and seems to have ruffled the feathers of female’s who find the advert to be offensive.
The sex scandal involving Monica Lewinsky and former United States president Bill Clinton cannot be put to bed. The National Enquirer is claiming they have obtained a sex tape and love letters that Lewinsky made for Clinton. A cleaner has come forward with the tape which was meant to be destroyed in 1998.
An unnamed 45-year-old man suffered a stroke. He made a full recovery. Sort of. We say “sort of”, because the man developed synesthesia, a neurological syndrome that enables a person to taste colour and sound. And other things.
If a complete stranger walked up to you and asked you to have sex with them, would you? This theory was tested with this “social experiment”. The goal was to determine if men do live up to their reputations.
Scientists in Britain have been puzzled by the question of how monogamy come about in the first place. But they have apparently found the answer. Christopher Opie, an anthropologist at the University College London: Humans have ended up monogamous to some extent, it’s the predominant way we live. What we have now is an evolutionary pathway for the […]
On Friday in Germany the country’s largest baby was born…and she weighed a whopping six kilograms. The 56 centimeter baby girl named Jasleen was not delivered by caesarean section either, which is common for the birth of babies that size. It was reported that the newborn’s mother had an undiagnosed case of gestational diabetes which causes […]
AshleyMadison.com is the world’s leading infidelity service for married people looking for an affair. In a frank interview with Seth Rotherham on 2oceansvibe Radio, Biderman admitted that his wife would be devastated if he made use of his own service. Click through for the podcast
Writer Lizzie Crocker investigates how common it is for partners to picture somebody else while having sex with their partner or the “partner replacement fantasy”, and if this is healthy.
Daft Punk is entering the condom market. The musicians have teamed up with Durex to make a ‘Get Lucky’ condom. Durex has been sending DJ’s promotional packages, and a picture of the new product was uploaded on DJ Diplo’s Instagram.
According to an article from the LA Times, those old wives’ tales about pregnancy aren’t as far fetched as we thought. Health economist Janet Currie and Hannes Schwandt of Princeton University describe how there could be a relationship between the month the child is born, birth weight and gestation period. Currie published on Monday: Pregnancy length and […]
Only after the 20-year-old Catarina Migliorini sold her virginity in an auction, did she say the whole thing was “kinda shady.” The flower-holding student from Brazil auctioned her goods off as part of a promotion for a documentary called Virgins Wanted. For a quaint R7,7 million, the young woman sold her untouched downstairs to a […]
Blame it on the…altitude. You might have only heard about it in movies, but the Mile High Club is in fact, a real thing. Whether you know about this from personal experience, or from someone else’s, the act of having some “naughty time” whilst in the air seems to be trendier than ever. According to a study […]