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Sex
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Pornhub Releases User Search Trends
14 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know no one will ever own up to exactly what kind of naughtiness they are watching online, but here’s a site that has every last detail.
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Awkward Break-Ups Suck, Just Pay Someone Else To Do It
13 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Breaking up with someone is usually a pretty painful experience for both parties. This business promises to do your dirty work for you.
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You’ll Never Guess What They Reckon Really Caused Tiger Woods And Lindsey Vonn’s Breakup
13 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Strap on your thinking caps folks, this one takes some real sleuthing. Unless you know anything about Tiger, of course, in which case it’s pretty easy to guess.
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WTF? Man Shags Car Right In The Tailpipe [Video]
12 May 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s true, you haven’t read the headline incorrectly. It looks like this gent has taken his appreciation of his four-wheeled friend a little too far.
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What? Man Must Pay Paternity As One Twin Seems To Be His
08 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
If you thought it was impossible for a woman to have twins from separate fathers you would be wrong. Here’s a rather odd story coming out of, where else, the US.
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Beautiful Woman Asks 100 Men If They Want Sex ‘Right Now’ [Video]
29 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
What would you say if a beautiful woman approached you on the streets and said she would like to have sex with you? Here’s how 100 men in California reacted.
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‘Prostitute Lover’ Gets Fitting Send-Off
28 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
One would like to be buried in a ceremony befitting of the life one led, unless that life entailed the hiring of prostitutes and your send-off took a turn for the worse.
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Porn Is Causing Havoc With Kids’ Introduction To Sex
28 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
I imagine having that ‘birds and the bees’ chat with your children isn’t enjoyable at the best of times. It seems that, given teenagers’ exposure to pornography these days, this talk is more important than ever.
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British Couple Had No Idea They Were Filmed Having Sex In A Park [Video]
17 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Clearly some Briton’s have let the impending summer heat get to their heads a little too early. Lucky for them they have their pre-summer antics on record for ever.
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ELLE Asked A Bunch Of Women To Draw The Perfect Penis [Video]
16 Apr 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Before I even show you any of these, I’m going to start with a few drawings from the ladies in the 2ov office…
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Is Pokemon Really the Reason For Homosexuality? This Church Thinks So
14 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
I was half expecting this nonsense to have derived from somewhere as bigoted as Uganda but it seems intolerance really does know no boundaries.
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Ja, So That Penis Transplant Guy Took His New Vibe For A Spin
10 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Doctors expected the world’s first penile transplant recipient to be out of action for two years, but who actually takes their doctor’s advice seriously?
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Crash Causes Man’s 17 Girlfriends To Visit Him At Same Time
07 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
In the wake of an accident it is always nice to know one can rely on some TLC to aid the recovery process. This guy, however, has landed himself in some seriously hot water.
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Here Is The World’s Youngest Pimp
02 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We usually applaud young children who come up with creative ways to earn some extra pocket money. This young man, however, has some explaining to do.
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Not Great: Local Woman Finds Yachting Sex Tapes On Late Husband’s Laptop
02 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
If you’ve seen the movie ‘PS I Love You’ you’ll know it’s possible to leave something lovely behind after your passing. This story is quite the opposite.
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Is It Embarrassing Seeing People You Know On Tinder? And Vice Versa…
31 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There you are, happily swiping away and wham, it’s only that person you know. Swipe left or right, what’s the correct protocol? Awkward turtle.
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More Drugs, More Rape – Two More Join The Cosby Victims
30 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Another bad week at the office for Bill Cosby as two more women have come forward with their stories of sexual assault at the hands of the actor.
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Wait, There’s A Job As A Professional Brothel Tester?
27 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We all dream of what we want to be when we grow up – policeman, firefighter, doctor – but now there might be just the job you’ve been looking for.
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Watch The Oz Cricket Captain Handle A Question About His Sex Life [Video]
27 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Day in and day out we see the same clichéd question and answer sessions across all sporting codes. How refreshing then to see the Ozzie captain get one out of left field.
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Muslim Call Girl Will Marry You Temporarily For $100 More
26 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Most religions frown upon call girls and how they earn their income but, as you can imagine, the work of an Islamic call girl is even more fraught with danger. Here’s how one woman gets around that.
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Porn Stars Pose For Striking Portraits
19 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
If it’s smut you’re after you best look elsewhere. Here are a few porn stars you may recognise as you have never seen them before.
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Reporter’s Account From Inside The Exclusive ‘Killing Kittens’ Sex Party In New York
18 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
In the wake of the destruction that is the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon we have seen a piqued interest in the spicier side of getting funky. These sex parties seem to hit the spot.
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Local Surgeons Overwhelmed by Global Requests For New Penises
17 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Men from around the world are sending requests our way after last week’s announcement of the first successful penile transplant. The queue, however, is growing longer.
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High Demand For Penis Donors In South Africa
16 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Doctors are ready to operate on those in need of a new member after last week’s successful penile transplant was announced. All they need now is a few more donors on board.
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The World’s First Successful Penis Transplant Just Happened In Cape Town
13 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
A big, hard, woody congratulations to those at the University of Stellenbosch who today confirmed the world’s first successful penile transplant.
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International Child Porn Kingpin Prefers Grahamstown
13 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Grahamstown has been rocked by the finding of a monster in its midst – this man’s list of crimes will really make your blood boil.
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‘Give It To Your Woman’ – How Bad Is This Real-Life Washing Label?
09 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
Hey Indonesia, this is 2015, I don’t believe we’ve met yet. Yes, in this day and age there are still companies who think this ‘joke’ is a good idea. A lesson in PR fails awaits.
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If You Missed Ricky Gervais’ ‘Selfie Sex Tape’ Here It Is
27 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Ricky Gervais shows us, once again, that it’s okay to poke a little fun at ourselves with this Vine video.
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World Goes Nuts For Baby Born Still Inside Amniotic Sac [Image]
26 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It isn’t often that a baby emerges from the womb fully enclosed in the amniotic sac, which is why when little Silas Johnson said hello to the world people took notice.
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This Is Why The London Fire Brigade Expects A Surge In Emergency Calls Following 50 Shades Of Grey Release
13 Feb 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
50 Shades sure is causing a global stir. Even the London Fire Brigade is awaiting more work (read: rescuing people from ridiculous adult playtime).
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