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CAPE TOWN’S SPICIEST INDIVIDUAL SPOTTED
30 Jul 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Giving the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) a run for his money, “Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual” was spotted again, on Friday night. This time just off Hope Street at an indoor bowls party if you don’t mind! You can’t make this shit up. Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual I should also mention that we are in possession […]
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RUPERT MELLOR GOES DIGITAL
29 Jul 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Capetonians over 40 might be lucky enough to recall nights at the De Waal Hotel, watching South Africa’s piano/keyboard Rock & Roll maestro, Rupert Mellor playing live at The Oyster Bar. If you were too young to experience it, ask your parents. They’ll tell you that it just doesn’t get any better. They were there. […]
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THE TBG SPOTTED BLESSING CHILDREN IN THE UK!
27 Jul 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A lot of people have been asking where The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) is, as his aura seems to have left Cape Town. It wasn’t long before a new TBG sighting was sent in from over the entire ocean in the UK! That makes perfect sense! Check this out: The TBG. With Child. Dear Seth, […]
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THE LOUIS VUITTON SHADES HAVE ARRIVED
24 Jul 2008 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I first laid eyes on the Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses at the Louis Vuitton store at the V&A Waterfront and they were just too beautiful not to have. If I may.. The Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses. Too beautiful not to have. Whilst the price tag was somewhat sensational, the main glitch was that […]
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INCREDIBLY RARE TBG TIGER SIGHTING
22 Jul 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Can you believe it!? It’s been OVER A YEAR since a TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting was made at Claremont’s Tiger Tiger – the nightclub that will never say die. Check out this incredible account by Genevieve B, of the moment many people spend a lifetime searching for, but never get to experience. Genevieve B […]
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A NAUGHTY LITTLE TEST DRIVE
02 Jul 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I popped into Future Exotics again this morning to have another look at that 2008 Rolls Royce Phantom I mentioned the other day. I just wanted to get a better grasp of what the car was packing – the “bells and whistles” as it were. I just need to know what one would get, SHOULD […]
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FRIDAY, THE POPE AND A ROLLS-ROYCE
27 Jun 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Today felt like the kind of Friday that everyone would be playing along with the aforementioned and agreed upon Cape Town Friday Rule. I was so confident of the feeling I had, that I woke up and went for the CLASSIC “secret cloud technique.” You know the one: when you have a joint BEFORE you […]
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“MY DRIVER WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND”
17 Jun 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was once again amused the other night when we went to Chris Rock. The Lawyer and G-Man went with me to the event in my car and attended the VIP after party held at the same venue (Grand West) afterwards. As with most of these VIP after parties, booze was on tap and it […]
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I’VE GOT AN AUDI R8 PARKED DOWNSTAIRS
19 May 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A local company has decided, for one reason or another, to lend me a brand new Audi R8 for a while. The guy called me on Friday and asked if I would mind. I’m usually hesitant to take up these kind of offers, as you don’t know what they want from you in return. But, […]
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SETH’S PICKUP LINE TIP #237
16 May 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
So I was at this bar the other night.. Don’t you love that classic male intro? “Yeah, so I’m at this bar the other night..” Brilliant! So anyway, I was at this bar the other night ordering a drink. I can’t remember what the drink was (probably French), but this little vixen of a bar […]
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TBG SIGHTING – “BETTER THAN AXL ROSE”
14 May 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
What began as a let down, turned into the greatest day ever – Lucky girl! Now these are the stories that really warm my heart. The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy), once again, turning sad people into happy people. The sea of smiles that he leaves in his wake can only be compared to Moses and […]
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UNWRITTEN CAPRICE RULES
13 May 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I went to test drive a bottle of rosé at Caprice this evening. I was expecting something special but, instead, I got the view you see below. I have always been careful not to punish the ill-informed – but then there is another, rather prominent side of me that wants to punish those who suffer […]
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THE CAPRICE HANDICAPPED PARKING ZONE
06 May 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We’ve seen a number of embarrassing moments at Caprice, when it comes to the yellow-marked handicapped zone in front of the main entrance. My personal favourite being the time a troop of slicksters emerged from a brand spanking new black Mercedes-Benz. The driver was stopped by another patron as they made their way into the […]
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YOUR LIFE ORGANISED
06 May 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve had a Personal Assistant for as long as I can remember. They get switched every now and then – but they are always there. You’ll remember I was recently advertising for a new P.A. – well I found one and she has become The P.A. on the 2oceansvibe Characters page. She replaces the old […]
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JACKIE SELEBI’S HUMMER
18 Apr 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You’ve heard about the South African Chief of Police, Jackie Selebi’s Hummer. You wondered if the rumours were true and what the car looked like. It couldn’t be true, you thought. It’s too over the top. I doubt you ever imagined it would be THIS over the top. Note POLICE branding on the side, as […]
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QUALITY ONLINE GIFT DELIVERY SERVICE
10 Apr 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I recived this gift from Dail-a-Surprize on my birthday and, I’ll be honest, I was pretty fucking impressed. This is premium, high quality stuff. Check out what I got: Quietly enjoy the little dinky bottle of Moet! Very naughty! What was in the box, you ask? Well, OBVIOUSLY it was a brand new 4-year-old Campbodian […]
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MOMBASA CAFE DOES NOT HAVE TABASCO
10 Mar 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m spending a bit of time in Claremont today – getting back to my roots and all that. I dropped off my car at Hannibal’s car wash and sauntered into Cavendish Square to find a little spot to write you something titillating; something completely different to what I am writing about now. I wandered around, […]
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THE MIKERO SLAVE OVEN
05 Mar 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s common knowledge that I keep a number of pre-teen Cambodian kids under the floorboards at the Bantry Bay house; for the express purpose of manufacturing fake Havaianas flip-flops. I don’t feel bad about their living conditions, nor the fact that I feed them rubbish. Those kids wouldn’t have a floor over their heads if […]
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ALABAMA SLAMMERS AT THE ARNISTON HOTEL
25 Feb 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
So we found ourselves at the Arniston Spa Hotel this weekend. We weren’t actually staying at the hotel, but rather a mate’s place. Nonetheless, we thought we would enjoy the very sexual vibe at the Arniston Hotel pool. For the uninformed and those of you who don’t know about the hotel or have never heard […]
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SUCK ON A JACK BLACK
20 Feb 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Not to be confused with Jack Black, the comedian. This is Jack Black, the beer – named after Jack Black, the 1920’s American outlaw, who came WAY before any other Jack Black that you may know. And I’m pleased to report that Jack Black Premium Classic Beer is out and about in Cape Town. I […]
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MISS K FOOD CAFE – GREEN POINT
12 Feb 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You may have noticed that new block to the right of the Vida e block on Somerset Road, Green Point. You may not have noticed our new favourite eatery called “Miss K – Food Cafe” that sprung up out of nowhere. I popped in the other day. miss k People who go there get laid […]
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TBG SIGHTING CURES MIGRAINE
04 Feb 2008 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I’m not going to say I’m altogether surprised, but it turns out we have actual proof of some of The TBG‘s powers – namely, that he can cure migraines. I’d say that’s pretty much a given – I mean, for someone who is rumoured to have given sight back to the blind and once even […]
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WHAT THE SMART KIDS ARE READING
29 Jan 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
[To avoid potential emboerrissment, the incorrect spelling of “journalists” above, is noted!] whilst potentially emIt’s a concept largely ignored by most of South Africa’s daily and monthly publications – you know, hiring journalists who know what they’re talking about, have communication skills and even know how to spell. I’m certainly not saying that 2oceansvibe is […]
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GLEN BEACH LOCALS ONLY, BRU
18 Jan 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The ever-territorial Glen Beach Locals (GBL) surfing fraternity have laid down yet another stern reminder to outsiders, that surf intrusions of any kind on “this break” will be more than just frowned upon. And a little suggestion to beginners wasting time with their shit – NO KOOKS! And don’t forget it It will […]
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THE FIRST TBG SIGHTING OF 2008!
08 Jan 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I can’t cope! Just listen to this CAREFULLY! It’s like God and The TBG are up to something. Just a couple weeks ago on TBG Day (December 27), one of the 2oceansvibe characters, The UK Showbiz Guy (London’s #1 hit music station, Capital FM’s Johnny Vaughan) was with us in the 2oceansvibe online radio studio […]
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HEALTH INSURANCE FOR YOUR PET – CLEVER
05 Dec 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Well it had to come to South Africa, didn’t it? I mean, it makes sense – cheap pet health insurance for your dog or cat! In South Africa. Why didn’t YOU think of that? How about a warm round of applause for South Africa’s premier veterinary pet health insurance company – Medipet. See what they […]
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ADAM & EVE ONLINE CLOTHING COMPETITION!
05 Dec 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s competition time, friends! South Africa’s first and foremost online clothes shopping website, Adam & Eve (www.adamandeve.co.za) is THROWING it around at the moment! South Africa’s #1 online clothes shopping portal Outstanding! In an EXCLUSIVE competition with 2oceansvibe, ONE lucky reader will win one of these STUNNING summer dresses from every Cape Town girl’s best […]
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THE HANDYMAN YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
21 Nov 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I thought I had found the perfect “tame” Cape Town handyman. He was not very different to the naked guy on the beach in Along Came Polly. He was very foreign, had a pony tail and was nothing short of “steamy.” He did everything from painting my house to tiling my deck – everything was […]
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THE MOST AMAZING SHOW
19 Nov 2007 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I don’t often laugh out loud. Most things simply aren’t that funny these days. Everything just seems to be a variation of something else. MOST comic acts are so bad of late that I actually feel violated after watching them. I generally go home, weakened; I dive into the shower and scrub my body, in […]
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