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NEWBIE BOWLS : BOOZE AND LAWN BOWLS, OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN
08 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ll be honest, I had no idea this shit was going down right here in Camps Bay and Clifton! We’ve all seen the Newbie Bowls website before and it was only today that I looked out the car window and spotted the bowling greens from Victoria Road, overlooking Clifton and La Med! I remembered an […]
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THE SPICIEST RUGBY JERSEY OF ALL TIME?
08 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Not content with their lumo-pink jerseys of yesteryear, gay Stade Francais President, Max Guazzini, has done it again! Sport24 reports: Paris – High art, or high farce? You be the judge as the always colourful Stade Francais club in Paris launches its latest rugby jersey on the world. The trendy Parisian club has come […]
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MARK FISH ENJOYS IT
07 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Bafana-Bafana legend, Mark Fish was spotted in the infamous Green Room at the Luv Sport studios on Friday night, quietly sucking on 2oceansvibe’s beer of choice, Jack Black . MF enjoying a JB Nice. Mark also appears to be a Michael Jackson fan, as his T-shirt proudly declares the gloved one’s cry, “Shamon !”
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RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
06 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Sunset at The Safe House, 6 October, 18h51. Camps Bay – tonight To be expected, I suppose – after a day like this: Camps Bay – today Nje..
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£1.5 MILLION GOLD STATUE OF KATE MOSS UNVEILED
03 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Ok, I’ll just jump right into this one.. The Telegraph has revelead: A lifesize gold statue of Kate Moss as a “modern-day Aphrodite” with her legs tucked behind her head has been unveiled at the British Museum. Siren is made entirely of 18 carat gold and will be displayed in the museum’s […]
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DIESEL MAKE PORN SAFE FOR WORK
03 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The spiritual leader of the Kom Skom, Mettie, sent this in. And I tell you what, it is RIGHT UP THERE with the big ones. His excitement was palpable: Rothers, Have you seen Diesel’s new Safe for Work ad? It’s Fucking rop bru! Mettie What Diesel have done, is they have completely mocked the […]
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APPARENTLY PAUL ALLEN HAS ANOTHER YACHT PARKED OUTSIDE THE CAPE GRACE
03 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
While we’re still reeling at the news that the USS Theodore Roosevelt is docking in Table Bay, we receive an additional assault to the senses with the recent intelligence that Paul Allen’s other yacht, Tatoosh , is parked outside The Cape Grace ! Come now! AND Mark Fish is with GoldFish on Luv Sport tonight! […]
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THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
03 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I received some awesome entries for the Rocking The Daisies VIP ticket competition, which closed on Monday. You might remember the two winners, who won a pair of VIP tickets each. That’s right – Vee Eye Pee, my mate! Although the competition is over, I simply have to publish this pic I received on Tuesday […]
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REAL MEN OF GENIUS
03 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
If you haven’t caught the Bud Light – “Real Men of Genius” ads on YouTube, then you’ll realise, even more, why you’re here. It’s because Seth gives you the stuff that’s important. The stuff that people are really talking about – when they’re done talking about the “economy” and “global warming” and “CSI:New York.” This […]
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RETRENCHED LEHMAN BROTHERS BLOCKADE CAR PARK
02 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Strength in numbers.. SAVE OUR JOBS!! SAVE OUR JOBS!! Yes, I thought you might enjoy that. It’s obviously not a real pic of the employees blockading the offices. It’s just a joke. If it was real you’d see them flying their learjets into the Lehman buildings, a la Osama. It is interesting to […]
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NUCLEAR POWERED AIRCRAFT CARRIER ARRIVES IN CAPE TOWN TODAY
02 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean… This is pretty hard core news. Iol reports that the National Nuclear Regulator has given permission for the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) nuclear powered aircraft carrier to drop anchor in Table Bay. Sick! Maybe we can plug Eskom into the boat and power Cape Town for a couple of years. […]
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DIORA BAIRD CONFIRMED AS NEXT STAR TREK GIRL
02 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I don’t know much about Star Trek. I know William Shatner might have been in it. And Doctor Spock, with his funny ears. But then it gets hazey and the Star Trek vs Star Wars vibe starts to happen. There’s that little freak robot called R2-D2 and his crap gold robot friend – now I […]
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TIK TESTS AVAILABLE AT CAMPS BAY 7-ELEVEN
02 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was surprised, amused and concerned (all at the same time) when I spotted this TIK test in the local 7-Eleven. Or, “Friendly” Store as it is actually called. It doesn’t make a difference what the place is called; it will never deter from the fact that it has always, and will always, have the […]
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THE SUMMER OF DE GRENDEL
01 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
De Grendel Wine farm. An exceptional range of wines, grown and harvested on the De Grendel Wine Farm in Tygerberg, with beautiful views of Cape Town’s Table Mountain.
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ROCKING THE DAISIES 2008 IS THIS WEEKEND!
30 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s crazy to think that it was a full year ago that we were galavanting around Darling and enjoying the Western Cape’s premier music festival with SA’s hottest acts, live on stage. And this year it gets even more crazy, because they’ve thrown in the likes of Eagle Eye Cherry with The Dirty Skirts, Goldfish, […]
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BAD BOYS, PAUL NEWMAN, SEX ADDICTION
28 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With MNET going for the versatile, yet semi-fresh, Shrek 3; it was annoying to find e-TV went for Bad Boys – as MNET win this week’s round of the Sunday Night 8 o’ clock TV movie wars. BAD BOYSe-TV get lazy Sunday night 8 o’ clock movie aficionados will agree that e-TV have […]
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FINE
26 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was feeling a little peckish the other day. I knew I shouldn’t be having carbs, but I felt noodles could slip through the net without detection. I wasn’t close to Long Street, so Noodlebosch was out of the question. And I didn’t hangover so I couldn’t deal with the dried out nonsense from Knorr, […]
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IS THIS YOUR FATHER?
25 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I know a lot has been said on these pages in the past, and I understand that some of you might think I’m waging a secret little war against the Shimano-ladened breathren. But I’m not. I’m just teasing. I’m just being observant and asking questions. Like right here, right now. I promise I’m not “having […]
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BUTLERS SENT ME BRENDAN!
25 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Still wading through the aftermath of the instant fame he received following his well documented delivery/encounter (article here) with a gaggle of hot Camps Bay babes, Brendan, the Butlers Pizza “celebrity driver” is still a very hot commodity. Take it from me! I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting it. Nor did I expect any driver […]
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NOW THIS TICKLED ME
25 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jason risked all and sent this in. It was a risk worth taking. 2008 Hurricane season spawns new product line of Hurricane Shoes ! Surfersvillage Global Surf News, 15 September, 2008 : The 2008 Hurricane season is predicted to be more severe than last year. This month, September, is the peak month of […]
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MONTY, ROB LOUW, ROXY LOUW & THE DIRTY SKIRTS
23 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I know what you’re thinking and I understand that it sounds like I’m talking kak, but I can confidently tell you that this is happening on Friday night. On TV. At 21h10. On SuperSport 1 (channel 201 on DCTV). Let’s go through those one by one. Rugby God, Percy Montgomery: Monty – killing it […]
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TRACY MCGREGOR LAUNCHES NEW RANGE OF CLOTHING
23 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It was a stunning affair last week as I attended the launch of the new Tracy McGregor Summer range at Blue Bay Clothing in Green Point. You’ll remember Tracy was recently voted the Hottest Woman in South Africa 2008 by FHM Magazine. Yup, that’s the one As the new face of Blue Bay […]
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YACHT MYSTERY SOLVED
22 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Anything you want, we’ve got it. Anything you need, we’ve got it. Anything at all, we’ve got it. Baaaaaaaaby! Once again the power of the 2oceansvibe community is expressed in a multiple-orgasmic response in my inbox, to my request for information regarding the following ocean going vessel, spotted at Clifton 4th on the weekend. This, […]
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DANCING MANNEQUINS
22 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m not sure if it was their intention, but I could barely breathe from laughter as I watched a guy in a hoodie dancing in the window at the Apple Store in Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront shopping centre, a few weeks back. I knelt down on my knees and thanked God that I had my […]
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MYSTERIOUS BOAT
22 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This weekend brought another dollop of sunshine, beauty, weed, sex and general spice. Not least of which being this pleasure craft of sorts spotted in the bay. Now I’ve seen a lot of incredibly spicy boats and yachts along the shores of Camps Bay and Clifton in my time, but this is the first time […]
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OVER HERE, GIRLS
19 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Seth Rotherham stumbles upon the JT1 lingerie range at Woolworths, in Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront.
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LINGERIE SUPERBOWL
19 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Only 136 days left until LFL 2009 – arguably the most important annual event to come out of The States (The United States, not The Free States). You think I’m kidding. No, no, my love – this is no joke. Check it out. The Lingerie Bowl With team names including “New England Euphoria,” […]
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€130,000,000 SUPERDRAW JUST AROUND THE CORNER
18 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Do you know the difference between a normal jackpot draw and a SUPERdraw? Tell the truth.. No, neither did I. I got this info on the PlayEuroMillions news feed, regarding next Friday’s draw: This month saw a spate of six rollovers on the Euro Millions pan European lottery that culminated in a 120,000,000 Euro […]
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WIN VIP TICKETS TO ROCKING THE DAISIES
18 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s happening, my friends. We are nearly there. Rocking the Daisies 2008 is upon us. And they’re certainly not fucking around this year, as the poster below will show. I stopped reading after the first three names. Check it out and I’ll tell you about the competition after that.  www.rockingthedaisies.com  Are you feeling […]
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