Ok, so you’ve seen the photo’s.. Now you can watch the video! Created by the genius collaboration of Mike Maytham and Dan Nicholl, I present to you the 2oceansvibe relaunch party (in association with Butler’s) video!    Beautiful. Just beautiful. Thanks again to Lindt, Two Oceans Wines, Kreate SA, Pongracz and Future Exotics! […]
Good heavens! I was reading over an article on Chumpstyle, featuring a Top 10 hottest female Olympian athletes list they had come up with. I was suitably impressed and, instead of reproducing the list here, I thought I would focus on the angels they had at the number 1 and 2 positions. They’re twins, you […]
Well, I had seen this little puppy in a few of the overseas mags I get every month (which include Vanity Fair, US GQ, Conde Nast Portfolio, New York Magazine, Monocle and Wired) and every time I saw the ad I grew more and more aware of how badly I needed to own the Fujitsu […]
Following a browse of the 2oceansvibe relaunch party photographs, you were probably left in a state of alarm, at the incredibleness (new word – use it) of my tan in the middle of Winter. I’ll be honest. I cheated. I went to the tan can. And not just any tan can – it was the […]
Yeah! Just SLAM it! Slam it like you mean it! The Surfer punishes a wave, displaying a unique prowess which magically, yet effortlessly, manages to blend the flash of a rock star with the poise of a bellerina. BANG! That just happened.. The Surfer – dancing (click image to zoom in) Two words […]
I stumbled upon this stunning pic of ex-Wonderbra postergirl and supermodel, Eva Herzigova. Actually, I stumbled upon a number of pics and allowed The Muse to make the final selection. Fine! I dig Eva’s vibe. Embrace it, girls.
Well this guy is just turning into a phenomenon. While the TBG is away, The Spiciest Guy in Cape Town will play! The vibe continued with this sighting sent in by Grant Mc, who spotted our boy at Caprice the other day. The blue leather pants were a giveaway.   Not long after that […]
Good morning, friends! I never thought I’d have the strength to do it, but I have finally gone through and filtered the 1,000 photographs taken on the night and compiled 36 pages of thumbnails for you to browse through/stalk.  2oceansvibe.com relaunch party, Cafe Caprice, 25 July 2008  Thanks again to Lindt, Pongracz, Two […]
It’s pretty much 4pm on Friday and before everyone packs up for the weekend, I thought I’d let you know what I found. It’s called Patron Tequila and is billed as the #1 tequila in the word! Ballsy, to say the least. Gorgeous to look at, nonetheless. So I thought I would take my first […]
The youngest and trashiest of the three Playboy Mansion girls, Kendra, hit the golf course this week and flashed a bit of flesh for the boys. And girls. Great vibe! Almost as great as the guy in the background with the cap on, who seems to have frozen to the spot with his wank bank […]
Never before have I felt more sorry for those of you out there who are unable to play videos over the internet. You know that is a basic human right, righdon’t you? I know that Woolworths head office struggles to get videos and only deals in static things. Like paper and pictures and words. Nonetheless, […]
Here’s a pic of Bar Refaeli taken in St. Tropez this week. DiCaprio has been tapping her, on and off, for over a year now – following his tenure with Gisele Bundchen. Bar Refaeli – supersonic Nice. Good vibe. She should come to Cape Town. She’s been here before, but I’d urge her […]
Christy Turlington, one of the original supermodels (along with the likes of Clauds, Cinds, Linds, Steph, Naoms and Elle) turns 40 next year. Yes, I’m serious. Click the link to check it out. But, more importantly, check this latest pic out. Featured in the latest W magazine. You might remember Gisele featured in the same […]
Giving the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) a run for his money, “Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual” was spotted again, on Friday night. This time just off Hope Street at an indoor bowls party if you don’t mind! You can’t make this shit up. Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual I should also mention that we are in possession […]
Capetonians over 40 might be lucky enough to recall nights at the De Waal Hotel, watching South Africa’s piano/keyboard Rock & Roll maestro, Rupert Mellor playing live at The Oyster Bar. If you were too young to experience it, ask your parents. They’ll tell you that it just doesn’t get any better. They were there. […]
A lot of people have been asking where The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) is, as his aura seems to have left Cape Town. It wasn’t long before a new TBG sighting was sent in from over the entire ocean in the UK! That makes perfect sense! Check this out: The TBG. With Child. Dear Seth, […]
I first laid eyes on the Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses at the Louis Vuitton store at the V&A Waterfront and they were just too beautiful not to have. If I may.. The Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses. Too beautiful not to have. Whilst the price tag was somewhat sensational, the main glitch was that […]
Can you believe it!? It’s been OVER A YEAR since a TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting was made at Claremont’s Tiger Tiger – the nightclub that will never say die. Check out this incredible account by Genevieve B, of the moment many people spend a lifetime searching for, but never get to experience. Genevieve B […]
I popped into Future Exotics again this morning to have another look at that 2008 Rolls Royce Phantom I mentioned the other day. I just wanted to get a better grasp of what the car was packing – the “bells and whistles” as it were. I just need to know what one would get, SHOULD […]
Today felt like the kind of Friday that everyone would be playing along with the aforementioned and agreed upon Cape Town Friday Rule. I was so confident of the feeling I had, that I woke up and went for the CLASSIC “secret cloud technique.” You know the one: when you have a joint BEFORE you […]
I was once again amused the other night when we went to Chris Rock. The Lawyer and G-Man went with me to the event in my car and attended the VIP after party held at the same venue (Grand West) afterwards. As with most of these VIP after parties, booze was on tap and it […]
A local company has decided, for one reason or another, to lend me a brand new Audi R8 for a while. The guy called me on Friday and asked if I would mind. I’m usually hesitant to take up these kind of offers, as you don’t know what they want from you in return. But, […]
So I was at this bar the other night.. Don’t you love that classic male intro? “Yeah, so I’m at this bar the other night..” Brilliant! So anyway, I was at this bar the other night ordering a drink. I can’t remember what the drink was (probably French), but this little vixen of a bar […]
What began as a let down, turned into the greatest day ever – Lucky girl! Now these are the stories that really warm my heart. The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy), once again, turning sad people into happy people. The sea of smiles that he leaves in his wake can only be compared to Moses and […]
I went to test drive a bottle of rosé at Caprice this evening. I was expecting something special but, instead, I got the view you see below. I have always been careful not to punish the ill-informed – but then there is another, rather prominent side of me that wants to punish those who suffer […]
We’ve seen a number of embarrassing moments at Caprice, when it comes to the yellow-marked handicapped zone in front of the main entrance. My personal favourite being the time a troop of slicksters emerged from a brand spanking new black Mercedes-Benz. The driver was stopped by another patron as they made their way into the […]
I’ve had a Personal Assistant for as long as I can remember. They get switched every now and then – but they are always there. You’ll remember I was recently advertising for a new P.A. – well I found one and she has become The P.A. on the 2oceansvibe Characters page. She replaces the old […]
You’ve heard about the South African Chief of Police, Jackie Selebi’s Hummer. You wondered if the rumours were true and what the car looked like. It couldn’t be true, you thought. It’s too over the top. I doubt you ever imagined it would be THIS over the top. Note POLICE branding on the side, as […]
I recived this gift from Dail-a-Surprize on my birthday and, I’ll be honest, I was pretty fucking impressed. This is premium, high quality stuff. Check out what I got: Quietly enjoy the little dinky bottle of Moet! Very naughty! What was in the box, you ask? Well, OBVIOUSLY it was a brand new 4-year-old Campbodian […]