This is the new Maserati and it has a stunning two digit CA numberplate. For those of you who don’t know, short CA numberplates are INFINITELY cooler than ANY WP numberplate – a single digit WP numberplate PALES in comparison to even a double digit CA numberplate. Do not be confused. I would FAR rather […]
A few weeks back I told you about Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming to an end and that she was possibly having something with professional freakshow, Criss Angel. Ja, we now they’re REALLY going out. Like, flat out! Good times.. People magazine reports: “This is one of the most special evenings […]
I was a little peckish the other morning so I popped into the Vida e on Kloof Road. I felt like something different and asked Msizi if the Prego Roll was any good. He said I would enjoy it. So off I went. The Prego Roll – by Vida eInsane As worldly and […]
We’re at the end of October and, before the boys start growing their moustaches for the month of Movember (NOTE: WE ARE ALL GROWING OUR MOUSTACHES FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER – FACT), I thought we should play something upbeat. Well, as usual, the real reason why we’re playing this tune is it gave me […]
Capetonians’ favourite pastime of driving absolutely motherless will come under strain this weekend as word is getting out about this weekend’s road block “blits” that will be hitting a blurry road near you. Apparently this season’s road block activity will be the most hard-core ever performed. Ever. In the Milky Way. This is not […]
The Volvo Ocean Race is an around the World sailing challenge that happens every three years. It is a MASSIVE undertaking with nine or 10 legs in total and takes over nine months to complete. And they’re in Cape Town in a couple days time! They will undergo repairs and the sailors get rest until […]
Con-Man’s best friend, Anne Hathaway, can be found in the latest Vogue spread. I thought I’d show you some of the pics. I don’t know why I feature Anne Hathaway on these pages. There’s just something about her. Her face bone structure, perhaps. Something like that. Or her full lips. I’m not too […]
I’ve wanted to mention this for quite some time and finally got it done this morning. It is well documented that I use Redken Maneuver as my hair product of choice. It comes in at a reassuringly expensive price and is only available in actual salons. Like the Partners “Hair Design” (hilarious) chain of salons. […]
A couple of weeks back I told you about Newbie Bowls, the lawn bowling phenomenan engulfing Cape Town. In particular, I mentioned the tournaments they put together at The Glen Country Club above La Med in Clifton. Well… I couldn’t resist and ended up going to see for myself. Wow! I can get VERY used […]
While our local flying squad rate themselves in their GTi’s and Beemers, and our police chief, Jackie Selebi, cruises around in a Hummer , I think the Italian Police have taken the cake. They have just taken delivery of a brand new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4. No Spice! Imagine this puppy in your rearview mirror […]
As I often say, these things look pretty normal around here, until you take a picture of them and realise, Christ, this is NOT normal. Ilan W sent this in of a skateboarder catching a ride on the side of a front-end loader on Sea Point’s Beach Road. Here we see our boy waiting at […]
With his 69th birthday next month, we take a moment out to celebrate the life of one of the great fashion icons, Roberto Cavalli. These, taken in the last week. Roberto, just chilling.. “This lifestyle comes with certain expectations, my angel” “And you can start with with an all over creaming, please” “There’s a […]
Previous articles about the Luv Sport “Green Room” with the likes of Mark Fish, were decidedly diluted. But this week there is no mistaking the chaos as we spy this pic taken on Friday nights showing a gaggle of models indulging in some KFC, Jack Black beer and hamburgers. Naughty. Very naughty. Luv Sport’s […]
Peter G sent this in, with the following message: Seth Thought you might enjoy this. For all your Home Loan, Photographic and Table Tennis requirements. Cheers, Peter G Beautiful. In these hectique economical times, diversification is the answer!
It’s all happening! Friday night will be something to behold! Any Caprice regular will remember every one of these faces. They’re from the old school – the days where dancing on the bar and VodkaRedBull pyramids came standard. Shades of Studio 54, you might say. Incredible flyer Check it out: This Friday […]
I’m telling you this chick is completely bonkers. Madonna has already publicly called Guy Ritchie “emotionally retarded,” and now she is dressing HIS child in New York Yankees kit! The same New York Yankees that her lover, Alex Rodriguez plays for. Jesus, this chick is off the hizzo! (That is street talk for “off the […]
Nash of BangerAndNash fame sent this in, with the subject “Seth… is that you?” SETH WP – not mine Umm, no. Whilst I am flattered that you thought of me, I can confidently tell you that that is not my vehicle, nor is it my number plate. But while we’re here, I would urge […]
I’ve had numerous requests to get hold of the this clip from Friday night’s edition of Luv Sport on Supersport 1 at 21h00. The show’s host, Bob Skinstad (The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward) gave a big national TV birthday wish to ex-team mate and fellow 2oceansvibe character, Pieter Dixon (The Hooker). Stunning! […]
There is ALWAYS time for a story about a £1.2million (about R21 million) cocaine bust on a luxury cruise liner. That’s like, basically, all we want to read about the whole time. Arcadia cruise liner This, from The Mirror: P&O CRUISE LINER RAID NETS £1.2M COKE HAUL By Jenna Sloan 20/10/2008 Seven held after […]
It’s been a while since I visited Beta Beach, and quite some time since the mad-man attacked me with an umbrella (pronounced “madmin” for extra annoyance). So Saturday was spent getting back into the groove. Saturday – very kak The prize for making a mockery of the day goes to this intrepid fellow who nailed […]
Happy birthday to Pieter Dixon (The Hooker)! The ex-Stormers hooker is no doubt celebrating with Butch James, at his current https://www.medsforhairloss.com/propecia.html club, Bath. Seth congratulates the little Dixie a few years back. You’re a beautiful man, Pieter.
I took a spin on the scooter down to Clifton 4th beach right now and this is what I found. Seriously, this just happened. You’ll see the ocean is playing a game that we enjoy. It’s called Lake-Lake. Sometimes, when it goes as still as this, we call the game Pond-Pond. God, it’s so kak.
It is quite fitting that this picture of Cape Town mayor, Helen Zille’s car, is sent in on the day it gets announced that she has been voted the number one mayor in ON EARTH. CA 1, reserved for the mayor, on a Toyota Prius Helen Zille seems to be rolling with a hybrid. […]
I love how incredibly ridiculously overboard these tabloids get when they smell blood, albeit a trickle. If I may: Hef’s new girlfriends, Kristina and KarissaSordid? Or SORTED? Hefner’s twin beauties have a sordid past life London (ANI): The 19-year-old twin beauties Hugh Hefner handpicked to replace his “No 1 girlfriend,” have a sordid […]
As seen on the Inside Seth section of this site, my parents have continued scanning and emailing pics of me as a child. Hopefully you’ll be able to work out how it all turned into 2oceansvibe. A penchant for fine automobiles began at an early age. Now, I know what you’re thinking, and […]
I spotted this motor vehicle on the way to Rocking The Daisies. Initially I got very excited, as I thought that perhaps the Bee Gees were playing a surprise set at the festival. Oh my God! That’s not BARRY, is it? I peered into the driver’s window as we overtook the car. Alas, […]
As well traveled as I am, I must admit that I’ve never been to Thailand. I don’t know too much about it. Well, I suppose I do know a bit of stuff. Like I know that the culture of Thailand incorporates a great deal of influence from India, China, Cambodia, and the rest of Southeast […]
I was forwarded this from someone working in a Cape Town (Kloof area) production company. It was sent to everyone in the organisation. Please enjoy it! [The email did not include this picture. I did that, just to add a bit of a vibe to the story.] Subject: BAD MOVE To whoever it was that […]
The Boston Herald Reports: Halle Berry is Esquire maggie’s “Sexiest Woman Alive†this year but the glam gal is a bit confused about the title. “I don’t know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it,†Berry joked to the mag in its November […]
Hugh Hefner’s number 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, yesterday confirmed that her and Hef are no longer together (TMZ report and video here) Holly Madison, wearing an open-neck shirt And now The Dirty have confirmed she is seeing this fellow, Criss Angel, who I don’t know too much about. “Holly Madison moves out of […]