Nash of BangerAndNash fame sent this in, with the subject “Seth… is that you?” SETH WP – not mine Umm, no. Whilst I am flattered that you thought of me, I can confidently tell you that that is not my vehicle, nor is it my number plate. But while we’re here, I would urge […]
I’ve had numerous requests to get hold of the this clip from Friday night’s edition of Luv Sport on Supersport 1 at 21h00. The show’s host, Bob Skinstad (The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward) gave a big national TV birthday wish to ex-team mate and fellow 2oceansvibe character, Pieter Dixon (The Hooker). Stunning! […]
There is ALWAYS time for a story about a £1.2million (about R21 million) cocaine bust on a luxury cruise liner. That’s like, basically, all we want to read about the whole time. Arcadia cruise liner This, from The Mirror: P&O CRUISE LINER RAID NETS £1.2M COKE HAUL By Jenna Sloan 20/10/2008 Seven held after […]
It’s been a while since I visited Beta Beach, and quite some time since the mad-man attacked me with an umbrella (pronounced “madmin” for extra annoyance). So Saturday was spent getting back into the groove. Saturday – very kak The prize for making a mockery of the day goes to this intrepid fellow who nailed […]
Happy birthday to Pieter Dixon (The Hooker)! The ex-Stormers hooker is no doubt celebrating with Butch James, at his current https://www.medsforhairloss.com/propecia.html club, Bath. Seth congratulates the little Dixie a few years back. You’re a beautiful man, Pieter.
I took a spin on the scooter down to Clifton 4th beach right now and this is what I found. Seriously, this just happened. You’ll see the ocean is playing a game that we enjoy. It’s called Lake-Lake. Sometimes, when it goes as still as this, we call the game Pond-Pond. God, it’s so kak.
It is quite fitting that this picture of Cape Town mayor, Helen Zille’s car, is sent in on the day it gets announced that she has been voted the number one mayor in ON EARTH. CA 1, reserved for the mayor, on a Toyota Prius Helen Zille seems to be rolling with a hybrid. […]
I love how incredibly ridiculously overboard these tabloids get when they smell blood, albeit a trickle. If I may: Hef’s new girlfriends, Kristina and KarissaSordid? Or SORTED? Hefner’s twin beauties have a sordid past life London (ANI): The 19-year-old twin beauties Hugh Hefner handpicked to replace his “No 1 girlfriend,” have a sordid […]
As seen on the Inside Seth section of this site, my parents have continued scanning and emailing pics of me as a child. Hopefully you’ll be able to work out how it all turned into 2oceansvibe. A penchant for fine automobiles began at an early age. Now, I know what you’re thinking, and […]
I spotted this motor vehicle on the way to Rocking The Daisies. Initially I got very excited, as I thought that perhaps the Bee Gees were playing a surprise set at the festival. Oh my God! That’s not BARRY, is it? I peered into the driver’s window as we overtook the car. Alas, […]
As well traveled as I am, I must admit that I’ve never been to Thailand. I don’t know too much about it. Well, I suppose I do know a bit of stuff. Like I know that the culture of Thailand incorporates a great deal of influence from India, China, Cambodia, and the rest of Southeast […]
I was forwarded this from someone working in a Cape Town (Kloof area) production company. It was sent to everyone in the organisation. Please enjoy it! [The email did not include this picture. I did that, just to add a bit of a vibe to the story.] Subject: BAD MOVE To whoever it was that […]
The Boston Herald Reports: Halle Berry is Esquire maggie’s “Sexiest Woman Alive†this year but the glam gal is a bit confused about the title. “I don’t know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it,†Berry joked to the mag in its November […]
Hugh Hefner’s number 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, yesterday confirmed that her and Hef are no longer together (TMZ report and video here) Holly Madison, wearing an open-neck shirt And now The Dirty have confirmed she is seeing this fellow, Criss Angel, who I don’t know too much about. “Holly Madison moves out of […]
I’ll be honest, I had no idea this shit was going down right here in Camps Bay and Clifton! We’ve all seen the Newbie Bowls website before and it was only today that I looked out the car window and spotted the bowling greens from Victoria Road, overlooking Clifton and La Med! I remembered an […]
Not content with their lumo-pink jerseys of yesteryear, gay Stade Francais President, Max Guazzini, has done it again! Sport24 reports: Paris – High art, or high farce? You be the judge as the always colourful Stade Francais club in Paris launches its latest rugby jersey on the world. The trendy Parisian club has come […]
Bafana-Bafana legend, Mark Fish was spotted in the infamous Green Room at the Luv Sport studios on Friday night, quietly sucking on 2oceansvibe’s beer of choice, Jack Black . MF enjoying a JB Nice. Mark also appears to be a Michael Jackson fan, as his T-shirt proudly declares the gloved one’s cry, “Shamon !”
Sunset at The Safe House, 6 October, 18h51. Camps Bay – tonight To be expected, I suppose – after a day like this: Camps Bay – today Nje..
Ok, I’ll just jump right into this one.. The Telegraph has revelead: A lifesize gold statue of Kate Moss as a “modern-day Aphrodite” with her legs tucked behind her head has been unveiled at the British Museum. Siren is made entirely of 18 carat gold and will be displayed in the museum’s […]
The spiritual leader of the Kom Skom, Mettie, sent this in. And I tell you what, it is RIGHT UP THERE with the big ones. His excitement was palpable: Rothers, Have you seen Diesel’s new Safe for Work ad? It’s Fucking rop bru! Mettie What Diesel have done, is they have completely mocked the […]
While we’re still reeling at the news that the USS Theodore Roosevelt is docking in Table Bay, we receive an additional assault to the senses with the recent intelligence that Paul Allen’s other yacht, Tatoosh , is parked outside The Cape Grace ! Come now! AND Mark Fish is with GoldFish on Luv Sport tonight! […]
I received some awesome entries for the Rocking The Daisies VIP ticket competition, which closed on Monday. You might remember the two winners, who won a pair of VIP tickets each. That’s right – Vee Eye Pee, my mate! Although the competition is over, I simply have to publish this pic I received on Tuesday […]
If you haven’t caught the Bud Light – “Real Men of Genius” ads on YouTube, then you’ll realise, even more, why you’re here. It’s because Seth gives you the stuff that’s important. The stuff that people are really talking about – when they’re done talking about the “economy” and “global warming” and “CSI:New York.” This […]
Strength in numbers.. SAVE OUR JOBS!! SAVE OUR JOBS!! Yes, I thought you might enjoy that. It’s obviously not a real pic of the employees blockading the offices. It’s just a joke. If it was real you’d see them flying their learjets into the Lehman buildings, a la Osama. It is interesting to […]
Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean… This is pretty hard core news. Iol reports that the National Nuclear Regulator has given permission for the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) nuclear powered aircraft carrier to drop anchor in Table Bay. Sick! Maybe we can plug Eskom into the boat and power Cape Town for a couple of years. […]
I don’t know much about Star Trek. I know William Shatner might have been in it. And Doctor Spock, with his funny ears. But then it gets hazey and the Star Trek vs Star Wars vibe starts to happen. There’s that little freak robot called R2-D2 and his crap gold robot friend – now I […]
I was surprised, amused and concerned (all at the same time) when I spotted this TIK test in the local 7-Eleven. Or, “Friendly” Store as it is actually called. It doesn’t make a difference what the place is called; it will never deter from the fact that it has always, and will always, have the […]
De Grendel Wine farm. An exceptional range of wines, grown and harvested on the De Grendel Wine Farm in Tygerberg, with beautiful views of Cape Town’s Table Mountain.
It’s crazy to think that it was a full year ago that we were galavanting around Darling and enjoying the Western Cape’s premier music festival with SA’s hottest acts, live on stage. And this year it gets even more crazy, because they’ve thrown in the likes of Eagle Eye Cherry with The Dirty Skirts, Goldfish, […]