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Lifestyle
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GREATEST BEST MAN SPEECH EVER
11 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Best Man speeches can go either way. They can bomb, or they can kill. Some best men miss the mandate and spend their time regaling stories of the various skanks the groom nailed in his singles – Cringe City. Whilst others are just sublime, like when The Rock completely fucking murdered it on The Outside […]
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TAXI JAM
11 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Some buddies of mine (including The Film Guy) have started this very cool Cape Town concept, called Taxi Jam. You can check out their website here. In a sentence : Taxi Jam is a selection of South Africa’s finest creative talent performing in an intimate 5 minute taxi ride. It’s pretty fucking cool and I […]
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CAN WE AT LEAST REMOVE OUR HELMETS?
10 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Like taxis, we have come to tolerate our lycra-engulfed brethren and now realise that the only defense is to simply divert young childrens’ attention away from the bizarre behaviour and stray balls on display. Sunday morning gave us some extreme examples of how the Shimano Warriors’ anti-social behaviour has gone WAY past the edge of […]
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AMY WINEHOUSE UPDATE
10 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You may have caught the news that Amy’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been freed from jail and has gone directly to rehab. But that’s not what we’re focusing on here. We’re focusing on Amy and I think the best thing would be to get a visual update. I made up a saying a few years […]
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WOOLIES WINE FESTIVAL DEBUT
10 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve never been to the Diemersfontein Wine Farm before and, given that it was the first of it’s kind, I had never before indulged in the Woolworths Wine Festival. And what a treat it was! Positioned next to the town of Wellington and owned by Woolworths co-founders, The Sonnenberg Family, the farm is one of […]
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SO THIS CHICK SENDS ME THIS SMS
10 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It goes, “Ey stranger. Long time. Do you remember who i am and what i look like or do you enjoy deliberately ignoring someone when their (her spelling) literally sitting behind you at Caprice“ Weird. She starts off semi-normal, and then seems to get a bit of a wobbly towards the end. I get a […]
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BBC ASKED TO FIRE JEREMY CLARKSON
07 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jeremy Clarkson is in the dwang, as Labour MP, Chris Mole has called for the BBC to sack the popular Top Gear presenter, following some remarks he made on his show. Jezza Clarkson – generally doesn’t care a toss And wait till you find out what he said.. This, from wheels24: BBC asked […]
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A JESSICA BIEL MOMENT
07 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve never really caused a scene about Jessica Biel, but couldn’t let this picture that appeared in my inbox go to waste. Yeah, she fine.. Jessica Biel – fine! Justin Timberlake is tapping that at the moment, you’ll be interested to know. Leonardo’s sloppy seconds, I might add. Ooooh!
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JOHANN RUPERT RESPONDS TO ANTON RUPERT JNR. FERRARI CRASH
07 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You might have read the stories in the press surrounding the crash of Johann Rupert’s Ferrari F50, at the hands of his son, 22 year old Anton Rupert Jnr. We didn’t publish anything here as we didn’t feel their scandalous tone warranted a mention. What we will publish, however, is Johann Rupert’s response, […]
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DISTELL WEARS BLINKERS
06 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Whilst the likes of De Grendel wine are making use of niche marketing opportunities and, as a result, are thriving in today’s ever-changing market place, Distell prefers to block their staff to the outside world. This, while the front page of their website proclaims, “Distell is Africa’s leading producer and marketer of fine wines, spirits, […]
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THIS IS THE DAY THAT THE LORD HATH MADE
05 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We’ve chatted before about this lovely game the Atlantic Ocean plays from time to time, called “lake-lake.” That’s what it is doing today. It usually comes with an ever-so-thin haze in the sky, causing the ocean to look almost metallic in colour. Camps Bay – todayvery kak Yup, that’s the one. So anyway, […]
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HEIDI KLUM ASKED TO APOLOGISE FOR HALLOWEEN OUTFIT
05 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of our favourite supermodels, Heidi Klum, is in a bit of pooh over her chosen Halloween costume. Heidi Klum extends her reach Enjoy this from NDTV: Supermodel Heidi Klum has stirred a controversy by dressing up as Hindu goddess Kali for a Halloween party, with some Hindus seeking an apology from […]
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GOOD CAR, BAD CAR
03 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is the new Maserati and it has a stunning two digit CA numberplate. For those of you who don’t know, short CA numberplates are INFINITELY cooler than ANY WP numberplate – a single digit WP numberplate PALES in comparison to even a double digit CA numberplate. Do not be confused. I would FAR rather […]
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HOLLY HAS MOVED ON
03 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A few weeks back I told you about Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming to an end and that she was possibly having something with professional freakshow, Criss Angel. Ja, we now they’re REALLY going out. Like, flat out! Good times.. People magazine reports: “This is one of the most special evenings […]
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PUT A PREGO INSIDE YOUR BODY
31 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was a little peckish the other morning so I popped into the Vida e on Kloof Road. I felt like something different and asked Msizi if the Prego Roll was any good. He said I would enjoy it. So off I went. The Prego Roll – by Vida eInsane As worldly and […]
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FRIDAY MUSIC APPRECIATION
31 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We’re at the end of October and, before the boys start growing their moustaches for the month of Movember (NOTE: WE ARE ALL GROWING OUR MOUSTACHES FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER – FACT), I thought we should play something upbeat. Well, as usual, the real reason why we’re playing this tune is it gave me […]
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ROAD BLOCK HYSTERIA THIS WEEKEND
31 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Capetonians’ favourite pastime of driving absolutely motherless will come under strain this weekend as word is getting out about this weekend’s road block “blits” that will be hitting a blurry road near you. Apparently this season’s road block activity will be the most hard-core ever performed. Ever. In the Milky Way. This is not […]
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THE VOLVO OCEAN RACE PULLS INTO CAPE TOWN THIS WEEKEND
31 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Volvo Ocean Race is an around the World sailing challenge that happens every three years. It is a MASSIVE undertaking with nine or 10 legs in total and takes over nine months to complete. And they’re in Cape Town in a couple days time! They will undergo repairs and the sailors get rest until […]
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ANNE HATHAWAY DOES VOGUE
30 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Con-Man’s best friend, Anne Hathaway, can be found in the latest Vogue spread. I thought I’d show you some of the pics. I don’t know why I feature Anne Hathaway on these pages. There’s just something about her. Her face bone structure, perhaps. Something like that. Or her full lips. I’m not too […]
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PARTNERS AT THE WATERFRONT DO NOT ACCEPT AMERICAN EXPRESS
30 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve wanted to mention this for quite some time and finally got it done this morning. It is well documented that I use Redken Maneuver as my hair product of choice. It comes in at a reassuringly expensive price and is only available in actual salons. Like the Partners “Hair Design” (hilarious) chain of salons. […]
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NEWBIE BOWLS – LAWN BOWLS FOR THE COOL KIDS
29 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A couple of weeks back I told you about Newbie Bowls, the lawn bowling phenomenan engulfing Cape Town. In particular, I mentioned the tournaments they put together at The Glen Country Club above La Med in Clifton. Well… I couldn’t resist and ended up going to see for myself. Wow! I can get VERY used […]
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ITALIAN POLICE GET LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO LP560-4 POLIZIA
29 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
While our local flying squad rate themselves in their GTi’s and Beemers, and our police chief, Jackie Selebi, cruises around in a Hummer , I think the Italian Police have taken the cake. They have just taken delivery of a brand new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4. No Spice! Imagine this puppy in your rearview mirror […]
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GOTTA LOVE SEA POINT
28 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
As I often say, these things look pretty normal around here, until you take a picture of them and realise, Christ, this is NOT normal. Ilan W sent this in of a skateboarder catching a ride on the side of a front-end loader on Sea Point’s Beach Road. Here we see our boy waiting at […]
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THE CAVALLI LIFESTYLE
27 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With his 69th birthday next month, we take a moment out to celebrate the life of one of the great fashion icons, Roberto Cavalli. These, taken in the last week. Roberto, just chilling.. “This lifestyle comes with certain expectations, my angel” “And you can start with with an all over creaming, please” “There’s a […]
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SURELY NOT?
27 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Previous articles about the Luv Sport “Green Room” with the likes of Mark Fish, were decidedly diluted. But this week there is no mistaking the chaos as we spy this pic taken on Friday nights showing a gaggle of models indulging in some KFC, Jack Black beer and hamburgers. Naughty. Very naughty. Luv Sport’s […]
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THE ORIGINAL JACK OF ALL TRADES
23 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Peter G sent this in, with the following message: Seth Thought you might enjoy this. For all your Home Loan, Photographic and Table Tennis requirements. Cheers, Peter G Beautiful. In these hectique economical times, diversification is the answer!
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FRIDAY NIGHT AT CAPPERS
22 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s all happening! Friday night will be something to behold! Any Caprice regular will remember every one of these faces. They’re from the old school – the days where dancing on the bar and VodkaRedBull pyramids came standard. Shades of Studio 54, you might say. Incredible flyer Check it out: This Friday […]
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BAD TASTE?
22 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m telling you this chick is completely bonkers. Madonna has already publicly called Guy Ritchie “emotionally retarded,” and now she is dressing HIS child in New York Yankees kit! The same New York Yankees that her lover, Alex Rodriguez plays for. Jesus, this chick is off the hizzo! (That is street talk for “off the […]
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NO
22 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Nash of BangerAndNash fame sent this in, with the subject “Seth… is that you?” SETH WP – not mine Umm, no. Whilst I am flattered that you thought of me, I can confidently tell you that that is not my vehicle, nor is it my number plate. But while we’re here, I would urge […]
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