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Lifestyle
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NEW YEAR’S EVE AT THE MOUNT NELSON
27 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I tell you, it’s been a few years since I did New Year at The Mount Nelson. The last time was a bit of a blur but, funnily enough, it came up in conversation this week. The Fabrics Guy and I agreed that the last one got a full 10 out of 10, I asked […]
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MCDONALD’S AT CANAL WALK IS IN THE FUTURE
24 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Personal Jukebox spotted this lovely scene at McDonald’s in Canal Walk. THE WORLD CUP STARTS IN LESS THAN TWO MONTHS! Not only can you feel like a supermodel when you shop at Canal Walk, but you can experience time travel at the same time! You never have to leave!
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AMBIGUOUS NUMBERPLATES
23 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Matt O drew my attention to this ad on Gumtree, advertising the following numberplate. Personalised number plate! LUV KIDS-WP Price Neg. Much sought after plate.. I don’t know how “highly sought after” a numberplate like that is. I mean, if it was owned by a baby sitting/nanny service, like www.childminders.co.za, then I don’t have […]
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POSH BANS BECKS FROM HOT INTERVIEWERS
23 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Given his history of banging their staff, it is kind of expected that Victoria Beckham pulled the plug on a planned hour long interview upon arrival in Milan this week. Especially after she did a spot of Googling with regards to the interviewer. These pictures were probably very similar to the pics she found. Ilaria […]
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THE NEW MISS WORLD
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Miss Russia, Kseniya Sukhinova, opted against moving to Cape Town and working at Mavericks, and has now become Miss World. I very much doubt it pays as well. Miss India, Miss Russia and Miss Trinidad & Tobago Jeepers, Miss Trinidad & Tobago is throwing QUITE a vibe there. Read more here, if your levels […]
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HILTS HAS A BRAND NEW PINK BENTLEY
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton has finally fulfilled her childhood dream of owning a car like the children’s toy doll, Barbie. Stunning. I had the same dream when it came to Noddy’s car that he used to drive. But then the shit hit the fan when his African friend, Golliwog, had to change his name, with regulators citing […]
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TRILBY VS FEDORA
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
As the urge for men in their 20’s and 30’s to wear formal hats increases, so too does the confusion over which hat is which. In particular, the trilby versus the fedora. Davidoff (The Rocker), from The Dirty Skirts, for example, calls any old hat a trilby. Because he LIKES saying it. It makes him […]
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WE MAKE HEADWAY WITH THE CYCLISTS
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Fresh from not inviting me to his birthday party, Goldfish’s Dom sent this in, which earns him minimal points as he begins the mammoth climb back into the good books. You would have caught the various attacks along the Atlantic Seaboard, with regards to cyclists entering and dining in restaurants and eateries with their helmets […]
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ONE OF THE REASONS I STEER CLEAR OF PICK N PAY
19 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is why I prefer to shop at Woolworths. Organic mature cheddar (my choice) vs. Parmalat Yumchum Ass. I’ve never seen a Yumchum, let alone a Yumchum’s ass. Is it like a Bum Chum? Some, err, ASS for you, Sir? Tsk tsk. Naughty. [thanks zone]
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TOPSHOP RENEWS KATE MOSS CONTRACT
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Amazing – remember a couple of years back when Kate Moss was caught snorting cocaine and everyone said that she was finished. There were stacks of labels and high-end beauty products cancelling their deals with her, embarrassed by the association. Hmm, kyk how lyk hy nou! Kate Moss has apparently re-signed her deal with Topshop […]
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LATEST HELMET ATTACK AT NEWPORT DELI
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The madness continues, as normal people everywhere, from Camps Bay to Mouille Point, are subjected to these unprovoked attacks on the social norm and general etiquette. This image, sent in by Shads, tells a harrowing story of ignorance, bad upbringing and emboerrissment. Grown adults, dining in a public eatery WITH their helmets on. Now […]
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PAMELA ANDERSON WATCH
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Whoah! Somebody lend a hand, please! And I’m not having a go at her for the shape her body has taken, I’m just asking her friends to advise her on what she should and shouldn’t wear in her current state. Good Lord! Jeepers! EASY, Pam! Baking! Surely that’s a no-no?
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KNOW YOUR SHORT CUTS – CAVALCADE ROAD
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of my personal favourites, Cavalcade Road is the one you’re looking for. I too used to take random shots at the roads leading down from Sea Point’s High Level Road, in the hope that I would end up near to Giovanni’s and that part of Somerset Road (Vida, Miss K etc.) area. But time […]
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MOTHER’S CHRISTMAS FRUIT CAKE RECIPE
17 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
My Mother is quite a serious cook and will cream your mom at any dish. Seriously, ANY dish – she doesn’t fuck around. One of her specialties is Christmas fruit cake. The whole extended family, from Paris to Parys used to put in orders every year and the production line would kick into action. All […]
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THE CHAPMANS PEAK NUMBER
16 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Very handy during the festive season is the Chapman’s Peak phone number. Save it in your phone right now. 021 791 8222 Chapman’s Peak Takes you over the Lentil Curtain Spare a thought for the people on the other end of the line. Imagine spending all day answering the phone, “Chapman’s Peak, good day…” […]
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WATCH EVERY FLIGHT ALL OVER THE WORLD
15 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Spotted this on SKY News – quite a cool vibe. check it out: A group of budding scientists have traced every flight in the world over a 24-hour period and plotted them onto an impressive video map. The science buffs from Switzerland collected data on each commercial flight and put it together to make […]
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IS IT MONDAY TODAY?
15 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m just kind of running around this morning so I’ve set this story on a timer. That is why sometimes you will experience the illusion of me writing stories for you at the same time as spotting me tanning my hide on the beach. That’s how I roll, my love. It is imperative that you […]
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ANISTON FLAUNTS FLESH IN US GQ
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Shame, it’s starting to get a little sad now. I tell you, Brad must be so stoked he’s moved on from Little Miss Psycho. I mean, it’s three years since he and Angelina started bonking during the making of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Jennifer Arniston (it’s funnier if you call her Arniston, rather than […]
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THE 148TH RUNNING OF THE QUEEN’S PLATE
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I remember a girl friend of 2oceansvibe being ever so slightly scorned at the emotional neglect dealt to her by 2oceansvibe’s “The Kitesurfer.” We had ploughed through a bottle of bubbly at Karma the one night and time came for me to exit. A tad tipsy, she said unto me (with her fingers snapping in […]
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TBG SIGHTINGS GAIN MOMENTUM
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Janie S sent this in, excitedly reporting that The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) was spotted at the Associated Magazines year end function. She didn’t waste the chance to document her moment with the great man. Pure awesomeness Janie, what more can we say – you’ve been blessed. Some people die, having only seen […]
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ANTHONY TAKES BEGGING TO ANOTHER LEVEL
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Cartoonist gave a handsome tip to this intrepid Cape Town beggar and asked him for a photograph. We thought you would appreciate his ingenuity, with not the time nor need to have a sign made. Rather, he simply states the facts on his clothes and keeps his hands available. “VERY HUNGRY” Anthony gets […]
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TEQUILA STILL WORKS
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was sent in this video by a reader who stumbled upon it on Facebook. Proof, once again, that too much tequila can hurt you. Although, luckily in this case, it was a soft landing. CLICK HERE if that don’t play Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? TEQUILA!
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JERRY HALL TO PLAY COUGAR IN NEW LAGERFELD CHANEL CAMPAIGN
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Cut has confirmed that Karl Lagerfeld will be shooting a Chanel handbag campaign about the relationship between a young man and a woman almost twice his age. Karl has, quite sensibly I might add, cast Jerry Hall as the cougar! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! The Cut reveals: Karl Lagerfeld will shoot a […]
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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ATTENDS CAPE TOWN TENS LAUNCH
09 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I attended the much anticipated Cape Town 10’s launch at The Grand, in Camps Bay on Thursday evening last week. It was everything I had dreamed of, and more. Especially when I saw Roxy Louw arrive with Hollywood superstar, Christopher Walken. “I got this watch..” Ok, it wasn’t Christopher Walken, it was actually ex-Springbok, Rob […]
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FERRARI PRETENDS TO BE THE MAYOR
09 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We were chatting the other day (see article here) about the different car numberplates on the road and the peculiar concept of people pretending to own exclusive CA numberplates, by faking it on a personalised WP registration – thus destroying the whole point of the exercise. Someone wrote to me after that story and explained […]
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WINDHOEK BEER USES OSCAR WINNER IN NEW TV AD
09 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve seen a couple local “blogs” chatting about this new Windhoek ad, featuring Oscar winner, Louis Gossett Junior. Now, whilst that news is somewhat exciting, I think we should be telling it the way he (Louis) is telling it to his mates… The fact that he did the ad with 2oceansvibe’s G-Man. That’s correct – […]
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GOODBYE MONDAY
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Taken from The Safe House Hazy – nice vibe
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NOTHING OVERLY RADICAL
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A little hazy today, actually. 25 degrees, but with this haze vibe going for it. Very nice, mind you – takes the edge off, if you know what I mean. We checked it out after a light lunch at Cappers . G-Man and I went for the calamari, whilst The Dude went for the Club […]
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HOLLY MADISON HAS COME A LONG WAY
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You might know her as Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex-Number 1 girlfriend. Holly Madison But to me and her close family and friends, she’ll always be Holly Cullen, the brunette from Oregan who worked at Hooters. That was around the time she (according to this website I found) indulged in a spot of rhinoplasty […]
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