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Lifestyle
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IS IT MONDAY TODAY?
15 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m just kind of running around this morning so I’ve set this story on a timer. That is why sometimes you will experience the illusion of me writing stories for you at the same time as spotting me tanning my hide on the beach. That’s how I roll, my love. It is imperative that you […]
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ANISTON FLAUNTS FLESH IN US GQ
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Shame, it’s starting to get a little sad now. I tell you, Brad must be so stoked he’s moved on from Little Miss Psycho. I mean, it’s three years since he and Angelina started bonking during the making of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Jennifer Arniston (it’s funnier if you call her Arniston, rather than […]
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THE 148TH RUNNING OF THE QUEEN’S PLATE
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I remember a girl friend of 2oceansvibe being ever so slightly scorned at the emotional neglect dealt to her by 2oceansvibe’s “The Kitesurfer.” We had ploughed through a bottle of bubbly at Karma the one night and time came for me to exit. A tad tipsy, she said unto me (with her fingers snapping in […]
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TBG SIGHTINGS GAIN MOMENTUM
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Janie S sent this in, excitedly reporting that The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) was spotted at the Associated Magazines year end function. She didn’t waste the chance to document her moment with the great man. Pure awesomeness Janie, what more can we say – you’ve been blessed. Some people die, having only seen […]
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ANTHONY TAKES BEGGING TO ANOTHER LEVEL
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Cartoonist gave a handsome tip to this intrepid Cape Town beggar and asked him for a photograph. We thought you would appreciate his ingenuity, with not the time nor need to have a sign made. Rather, he simply states the facts on his clothes and keeps his hands available. “VERY HUNGRY” Anthony gets […]
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TEQUILA STILL WORKS
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was sent in this video by a reader who stumbled upon it on Facebook. Proof, once again, that too much tequila can hurt you. Although, luckily in this case, it was a soft landing. CLICK HERE if that don’t play Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? TEQUILA!
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JERRY HALL TO PLAY COUGAR IN NEW LAGERFELD CHANEL CAMPAIGN
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Cut has confirmed that Karl Lagerfeld will be shooting a Chanel handbag campaign about the relationship between a young man and a woman almost twice his age. Karl has, quite sensibly I might add, cast Jerry Hall as the cougar! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! The Cut reveals: Karl Lagerfeld will shoot a […]
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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ATTENDS CAPE TOWN TENS LAUNCH
09 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I attended the much anticipated Cape Town 10’s launch at The Grand, in Camps Bay on Thursday evening last week. It was everything I had dreamed of, and more. Especially when I saw Roxy Louw arrive with Hollywood superstar, Christopher Walken. “I got this watch..” Ok, it wasn’t Christopher Walken, it was actually ex-Springbok, Rob […]
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FERRARI PRETENDS TO BE THE MAYOR
09 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We were chatting the other day (see article here) about the different car numberplates on the road and the peculiar concept of people pretending to own exclusive CA numberplates, by faking it on a personalised WP registration – thus destroying the whole point of the exercise. Someone wrote to me after that story and explained […]
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WINDHOEK BEER USES OSCAR WINNER IN NEW TV AD
09 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve seen a couple local “blogs” chatting about this new Windhoek ad, featuring Oscar winner, Louis Gossett Junior. Now, whilst that news is somewhat exciting, I think we should be telling it the way he (Louis) is telling it to his mates… The fact that he did the ad with 2oceansvibe’s G-Man. That’s correct – […]
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GOODBYE MONDAY
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Taken from The Safe House Hazy – nice vibe
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NOTHING OVERLY RADICAL
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A little hazy today, actually. 25 degrees, but with this haze vibe going for it. Very nice, mind you – takes the edge off, if you know what I mean. We checked it out after a light lunch at Cappers . G-Man and I went for the calamari, whilst The Dude went for the Club […]
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HOLLY MADISON HAS COME A LONG WAY
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You might know her as Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex-Number 1 girlfriend. Holly Madison But to me and her close family and friends, she’ll always be Holly Cullen, the brunette from Oregan who worked at Hooters. That was around the time she (according to this website I found) indulged in a spot of rhinoplasty […]
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SCARLETT GOES FOR STRAWBERRY
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Lip my stocking Not for, like, EVER. But for now, for a little bit, it’s fine.
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ANNE HATHAWAY EXPECTING BABY
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Let’s be honest, when you see the headline “Anne Expecting Bundle of Joy,” who do you think of? It doesn’t LEAP into your mind, does it? It’s not like Madonna, or Angelina, or Victoria, or Paris, or Lindsay, or Britney, or Kate. Personally, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Anne Hathaway . I was like, “Jesus, baking! […]
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THE RETURN OF THE TBG
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You don’t want to get excited about something as big as this until you have actual proof, in your hands. Or, on your hard drive. It is common knowledge that the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) has been out of town on a three month hiatus (been DYING to use the word “haitus” for a while […]
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NEGLECTED ROLLS-ROYCE PHANTOM
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This reminds me of the cars in LA that park on the street. Sent in by Fergus, after a recent trip to Lagos. Note front right flat tyre.. Bad owner. Naughty owner. Owner probably doesn’t even know! We should steal it.
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PARIS HILTON THROWING OUT WHOLE NEW VIBE
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I see. And a bit of tartan on the top? Fine. Rack looking good. Knees a bit knobbly. Still fine though. You would.
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P DIDDY MAKES MOVIE FOR NEW FRAGRANCE – I AM KING
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You would never be expected to get your head around it, so don’t even try – I would never put that much pressure on you. Puff Daddy has just launched his new fragrance called “I AM KING” which falls under his Sean John clothing brand. He felt it necessary to make a 5 minute mini-movie […]
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HELMETS IN PUBLIC EPIDEMIC SPREADS
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We recently covered a couple cases of various individuals wearing helmets in public (here and here). The phenomena and social inadequacy seems to have spread further – this time, air travel. Pete L’s mate sent him these pics he took somewhere in the East, boarding a Vietnam Airlines plane. Come now Absolutely no problem […]
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2OCEANSVIBE LUV SPORT TEAM WIN THE BOWLS
03 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Sunday brought the final day of the Movember initiative – which was celebrated with a day of bowls at the Fresnaye Bowling Club. A stunning day for it, what! But it wasn’t just a DAY at the bowling club, it was a chance to walk away with The Balls of Glory. The […]
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JESSICA ALBA IN CAMPARI CALENDAR
03 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I am absolutely FINE with these new pics of post-baby Jessica Alba in the new 2009 Campari Calendar. I just LOVE Campari’s vibe – the logo, the colours.. And the UMBRELLAS! Like you see in those old Bond films. At those coffee shops, with men and women dressed in linen, wearing boating shoes.. […]
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IS CAMPS BAY STUCK UP?
03 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
So yesterday I received an email from one of my special readers, informing me of the shit storm brewing over at gotravel24. Someone had written an article entitled “I Love Camps Bay” (good one) and gave a breakdown of why they enjoyed Camps Bay and the various places to see and things to do. The […]
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BAKING
02 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Spotted this in Kloof this morning on a way to a meeting with incredibly powerful people. I thought I would follow through and check out the Bible reference. This is what Matthew 6:33 beholds: “But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.” […]
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OUR AFRIKAANS BROTHERS HAVE A GO… AT EVERYTHING
02 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I read and enjoyed the original Is it Just Me or is Everything Shit, which I was given as a gift, and it remains satisfying reading for guests and the various Heads of State who visit The Safe House. There was also a local one that was published in the last couple of years called […]
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FROM THE OTHER SIDE
01 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I made up a saying a while ago and it goes, “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.” Once again, another one of my sayings are proven, as you will see below. Earlier on we brought you breaking news of the bus on fire on Hertzog Blvd. in central Cape Town. Those pics came, as usual, from […]
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BUS ON FIRE
01 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oh my good Lord! We have just received these pictures live from one of our many MANY intrepid readers who send in shit that matters. Taken in Cape Town city off Hertzog Boulevard, this, like, JUST happened. Check it out. Feeling hot hot hot.. Spontaneous combustion? There’s not much more that you can […]
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MAY I HAVE A BRIEF WORD?
01 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Now, I’m sure we’ve chatted before about this. Or maybe we merely touched on it. And this is the subject of numberplates. The CA plates versus the WP plates, to be more specific. There seems to be a bit of confusion amongst foreigners and locals alike, when it comes to the various plates. People refer […]
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