Hello Magazine published these recent pics of Princess Charlotte of Monaco. Deal with it. Charlotte Casiraghi and good friend, Alex Dellal Looking at Charlotte Casiraghi you can’t help but be reminded of her mum. From the luxurious mane of brunette hair to the poise with which she carries herself, Princess Caroline of Monaco’s […]
Marie Claire’s online “offering” has confirmed that England rugby jock, Danny Cipriani and Billy Zane’s ex, Kelly Brook , are dating. Danny Cipriani This one’s for the laydezz! Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani have revealed they are an item – just weeks after Kelly split for the second time from her former fiancé, Billy […]
As a regular reader, Neil Q knew the importance of sending in this photo of CA 4.  CA 4, comes just after CA 3  Howzit Seth Saw this in the parking lot at work. Too Slow. Neil Q  Nice. Not bad at all. But I do see your point. You’re being naughty […]
How hammered are you going to get on Friday night? Or are you going to be wise and make the most of the glorious weather I’ve arranged for Saturday? Good luck with keeping satan at bay on Friday night. The smart kids will remember the joys one can have with good Saturday weather. […]
I’ve been sent this clip that I’ve been wanting to get hold of for quite some time. It’s David Beckham on air with Darren Scott on Jacaranda FM. A classic piece of radio, courtesy of Dan Nicholl, 2oceansvibe’s very own Celebrity MC. CLICK HERE TO PLAY/DOWNLOAD CLIP(Windows Media format) I’m fine with that.
Damnit I want this inside me. Look how beautiful it is. Look at that classic logo with those FLAMES on top! Can you imagine drinking tequila infused with Tabasco? That’s pretty much as close as you’ll ever get to having your cake and eating it. Or, in this case, downing it. On your own. At […]
I stumbled upon this hapless individual as I powered up Kloof Road towards Kloof Nek with Celine Dion blasting out the sunroof. It turns out he had a flat tyre. Shit, what a pity. I pretended to offer help as I took a few snaps – petrified I might miss the chance of capturing his […]
An essential part to being a complete human being, is to possess the ability to cook perfect crispy bacon in a frying pan. I’m going to tell you now, just this once, the easiest way to do so. Crispy bacon – standard stuff in The Safe House MrBreakfast.com got it spot on: […]
Sunday breakfast at Caprice presented us with a front page article with full-size pic, featuring the handicap parking zone in front of the Camps Bay eatery of choice. It seems ANC national executive, Tony Yengeni, had been caught brazenly parking in the handicap zone; whilst unashamedly dining not 10 metres away. Why punish yourself? […]
A buddy of mine directed me to some pretty cool videos of the Springbok rugby team taking on the SA Wheelchair Basketball side. Obviously the Boks got DRILLED! They can be found on the SA Paralympic Team’s website, which also includes info on all our Athletes, Fan mail, Photo Galleries, Schedules, Videos and News. Check […]
It was only Lalesso that lifted our spirits as The Muse and I attended another school project that was handed in a few weeks ago, this time entitled “Cape Town Fashion Week.” Once again we were treated to scenes and people and “organising” that INSISTS on giving the impression that this is all being done […]
I received word from The Adventurer that Steve Jobs is launching the new generation iPods today. This will include a new feature on iTunes called “Genius.” Surprisingly, this has got nothing to do with DJ Fresh whatsoever. The iPod Nano – as before The Times Online reports: A new generation of iPods […]
The Muse is native to Plettenberg Bay and is therefore the source of these random Plettenberg Bay posts. Plett always was, and still is a part of our lives in Cape Town, so it works out pretty well. I was recently forwarded these pics taken during last week’s storms. Not a good day for […]
In case you missed the “This Great Country” feature of the first Luv Sport TV show on Friday night, here it is. Please enjoy The Fruit Farmer below. Very, very special. Click here if that video doesn’t play and then refresh the next page that loads again and again until it plays! To […]
My GOD, Saturday was a gorgeous day! I cleverly didn’t over-indulge at Asoka the night before, following the launch of the first Luv Sport TV show. A good night’s sleep and a fresh joint (I went for the pinner – three drags and go) ensured maximum enjoyment of the good weather. I had breakfast scheduled […]
To the angels out there looking around for a role model, this is the one. Christina Aguilera is about 12 different shades of awesome. Don’t waste your time analysing such FILTH as Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid or Jeremy Mansfield. No, no – Christina is the one you want. Fuck she rocks. […]
I’ll be completely honest, I have NEVER found an anti-virus software program that I like, let alone one that works. There is ALWAYS something wrong with it. It either slows down my computer to a grinding halt (keeping earth in orbit requires a large number of programs to be running simultaneously on my computer) or […]
The first promo for Luv Sport has hit South African screens. The highly anticipated new sports/lifestyle show, hosted by Bob Skinstad (The 2oceansvibe Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward) and Tammy-Anne Fortuin kicks off on Friday night. It is a live weekly show at 21h00 on SuperSport 1. Check it out.. Luv Sport […]
Honestly this will probably be the last of it. We just couldn’t not show pics of the foam factory outside Caprice this weekend. Check these out, sent in by Gazza F. Sponsored by Badedas Nice
This is the wall of Sienna Miller’s Norf London home. Someone has indicated their belief that Sienna Miller is a “slut” It’s not what you want to find in the morning when you leave your home. I once walked out of my place (when I was living with The Hooker and The Insurance […]
Those like-minded people out there will understand the enormity of genuine, well formed networks. Doing business through people you can trust, immediately takes it to the next level. More gets done and more money gets made. It breaks down barriers, you could say. If you didn’t realise what was going on at 2oceansvibe then you’ve […]
It is a pity that the downfall of our entire nation’s Olympic team, has to be the grande finale of the never-ending litmus test used by those people left who continue to push the Crocs envelope. You push. And you push. And you push. Now look what you’ve done. We look like a bunch of […]
Yup, check out more pics from Anna Kournikova’s Maxim September 2008 shoot here.
Sorry did I say John Smit? I meant John Mayer. John has recently axed Jennifer Arniston (I know) and you can read all about it here. But that is not what this article is about. It’s about THIS awesome Batman hoodie he was wearing the other day. Two words – AWESOME! Don’t you […]
I’m quite pleased with myself. I popped into Carlucci’s yesterday to get a Chunky Chicken Salad and I spotted their range of stovetop espresso makers, as I do every time (always two words, it is never “everytime”). I bit my lip as I grabbed the small Bialetti Moka Express one-man unit from the shelf and […]
Harders sent in this pic of The Hoff’s Audi R8 with davidhasselhoff.com splashed all over it. David Hasselhoff’s new K.I.T.T I love it – on so many levels. Firstly, it wasn’t that long ago that I had an Audi R8 at my disposal. And secondly, you might remember The Hoff sent a message […]
A wunna.. A toowa.. A threeya.. I love you all very much. xxx
I was cruising around the Atlantic Seaboard yesterday and it was one of those days that reminds you of the importance of owning a power yacht. I looked over the small bay area of Clifton 4th beach and was pleased that a few players had taken the initiative. And that’s when I remembered […]