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Lifestyle
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PRINCESS MADELEINE ISN’T TOO BAD EITHER
02 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Last week we brought you the heart warming story about Sweden’s Princess Victoria her engagement to her fitness trainer, Daniel. We chatted about how well he had done, given his status as a commoner. That was before we saw Princess Madeleine, her sister, who is even hotter. Check, check, check it out! Bona fide smoker […]
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G-MAN IN GERMAN PAMPERS AD – AS THE DAD!!
02 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
God , I tell you, I was wiping the tears out of my eyes watching this little nugget of joy. It’s a Pampers ad running in Europe and features 2oceansvibe’s very own G-Man – you might remember G recently starred alongside Oscar winner Louis Gossett Junior in a Windhoek ad . That’s just how he […]
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NIC MARAIS ON THE UPCOMING ELECTION
28 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve just received a superb open letter by 2oceansvibe character (“The DJ”) and former KFM morning show DJ, Nic Marais. Nic in his old position as KFM morning show DJ Nic is currently studying law at Yale after flipping a coin, having been accepted at both Yale and Harvard. Shame, he’s quite dof. So anyway, […]
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WOOLWORTHS THAI GREEN CURRY IN A CAN
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
I bought a couple of these puppies at Woolworths earlier this week and haven’t had a chance to try them yet. It’s a can of Thai Green Curry from Woolworths and comes with bamboo shoots and baby corn! On the label it says : “just add chicken, fish or prawns.” I also bought 4 portions […]
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MEGAN FOX IS BACK ON THE MARKET!
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out: Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]
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ANGELS, HARLEY DAVIDSONS, ROCK STARS
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I received an invite from Marina at The Little Black Blook to the launch of the new uber-cool Harley-Davidson “Dark Custom” range of motorcycles last Thursday at The Winery, Mandela Rhodes Place. Wow! The night really was fabulous, with beautiful naughty little angels everywhere, fully stocked bar and a live session with Prime Circle, no […]
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THE PERANA Z-ONE – SOUTH AFRICAN BUILT SUPERCAR
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Spotted this incredible vibe on Blacknote’s website. The Perana Z-One South African Built, Zagato Bodied and Corvette Powered This, originally from Jalopnik: We’re still waiting for the full press release, but here’s what we know  the Perana Z-one is the first fruits of a collaboration between Milanese coachbuilders Zagato and a […]
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I’M GETTING INTO SPORTS BETTING
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 18 Comments
Hello team! I need your help. Finally local sports betting has come online, properly! I’m trying out this new site called greatodds.com and want to test it a bit this weekend, just to get my head around it. www.greatodds.com This is gonna be fun! So for now I’m just going to put down some […]
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RACHEL BILSON IS ENAGAGED
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]
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NEW SCARLETT JOHANSSON DOLCE AD
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Just quickly take this in. Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..
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SAA ADMIT SHIT SERVICE & BEG FOR MERCY
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff. Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff? WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool […]
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE LAYDEZZ
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant. What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]
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ALABAMA SLAMMERS AT THE ARNISTON HOTEL – PART II
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 19 Comments
[This article was written live on Sunday morning] It’s been a blur of a weekend really and whatever transpired has got nothing to do with the fat joint I had this morning before establishing myself in the Arniston Hotel breakfast lounge. You see, not only are you dealing with a view which could make Batman […]
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JESUS SAVES – THEN BLOWS IT ON A FERRARI
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Spotted outside The Bay Hotel in Camps Bay. From afar On closer inspection Jesus certainly does save! And then he went and blew his savings on a Ferrari! Nice work, JC! This, sent in by Lotte E: Hi Seth I can’t remember if this one has been on 2Oceans yet. Picked up […]
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OH MY GOD – ADRIANA LIMA IS MARRIED
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married. Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]
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HELMET ATTACK AT DURBAN AIRPORT
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It seems it is not just Cape Town that is under attack by the indoor helmet wearing brethren. Here we see fresh footage taken at Louis Botha airport in Durban on Sunday. Indoor helmet attack at Louis Botha airport, Durban The similarities to suicide bomb attacks are numerous. Most notable is the fact […]
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THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAT
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This is called the “Sandwich of knowledge“: The Sandwich of Knowledge “The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.” Make sure you read that properly […]
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THE OSCARS – YOU DECIDE – JEN OR ANGIE?
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]
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YOUR CAR’S TIME OF THE MONTH
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Quite a vibe, this one was sent in and makes the grade. Perhaps the car was bought as a gift on the proviso that the buyer could choose the numberplate for the recipient? Or do you think someone chose that for themselves? Either way, it’s effing funny. good – PASS Thanks to the […]
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HEMPORIUM COMES TO THE CBD!
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
With all their products made from Hemp and the owner, Tony Budden being such a cool character, Hemporium has long been one of my favourite brands. And now it’s come to Long Street as a part of 210onLong (not to be confused with the Purple Onlon). Check this out. 210onLONG – SUSTAINABLE SHOPPING […]
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PEDDLARS FIRE UPDATE X 2
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
There is no limit as to how far 2oceansvibe can get, to get the news. That is why we have managed to get hold of some more Peddlars fire pics, including actual inside shots.. Window. Smoke. Firemen According to iafrica: Fire-fighters have been battling to contain a fire that started this afternoon at […]
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PEDDLARS ON THE BEND IS ON FIRE!!
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
This is just crazy. I mentioned Constantia’s bastion of all things festive, Peddlars on the Bend for the first time ever yesterday and today the place is burning down! WTF?! More about that as it comes in. Being close friends with the owners of Peddlars, our hearts go out to them and hope this […]
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NEW SAA BRANDING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I trust everyone is tuned into the latest SAA crew scandal? they were caught smuggling weed and now, cocaine. It is not known if the coke has anything to do with Joost van der Westhuizen. iol reports: South African airport security equipment needs to be urgently updated to avoid further “national embarrassments”. Prince Mashele, […]
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THIS IS THE BEST NUMBERPLATE
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Surely this is the best one? Whahahaha! See what I did there? BEST 1 WP – so I said, “Surely this must be the best one .” And then you thought I meant it would just be like a clever numberplate. But then you checked it and the ACTUAL words were “BEST 1!” […]
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2OCEANSVIBE IMPOSTER
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Dave V sent this in, asking what I was up to in the ‘burbs. Come on. You know that’s not me. Although I do have some Irish blood, I’m not from Ireland.
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DAKOTA’S FANNING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
You see, this is the point I was trying to put across the other day. You find yourself turning and staring and you’re like, “Jesus, look at that piece of…” and then, as your eyes focus your brain signals you to shut up and stop what you’re saying and doing and thinking. PULL OUT!! PULL […]
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ADRIANA LIMA AS AMY WINEHOUSE
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It reminds me of when my mother arrived home and I was wearing her high heels. She did a bad job of hiding the panic and told me to remove them at once. Although I was only seven, a boy, and the shoes were not my size; I think my mother secretly agreed that I […]
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COSMOPOLITAN SEX SURVEY : IT’S FOR THE BIRDS
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I strongly suggest all girls make their way to the Cosmo Sex Survey. And I strongly suggest that the guys don’t! I made that mistake, you see.. Get there fast, ladies! I smelt a rat when I came to the question that asked: “How long would you date someone before having sex with […]
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ATLANTIC OCEAN PLAYS A GAME OF “LAKE-LAKE”
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The sun shone through very nicely earlier, which resulted in a well deserved little dip at Beta Beach. And now the clouds have come over. Not that it’s a problem from The Safe House, as this is the result.. FINE!
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