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Lifestyle
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE LAYDEZZ
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant. What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]
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ALABAMA SLAMMERS AT THE ARNISTON HOTEL – PART II
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 19 Comments
[This article was written live on Sunday morning] It’s been a blur of a weekend really and whatever transpired has got nothing to do with the fat joint I had this morning before establishing myself in the Arniston Hotel breakfast lounge. You see, not only are you dealing with a view which could make Batman […]
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JESUS SAVES – THEN BLOWS IT ON A FERRARI
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Spotted outside The Bay Hotel in Camps Bay. From afar On closer inspection Jesus certainly does save! And then he went and blew his savings on a Ferrari! Nice work, JC! This, sent in by Lotte E: Hi Seth I can’t remember if this one has been on 2Oceans yet. Picked up […]
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OH MY GOD – ADRIANA LIMA IS MARRIED
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married. Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]
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HELMET ATTACK AT DURBAN AIRPORT
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It seems it is not just Cape Town that is under attack by the indoor helmet wearing brethren. Here we see fresh footage taken at Louis Botha airport in Durban on Sunday. Indoor helmet attack at Louis Botha airport, Durban The similarities to suicide bomb attacks are numerous. Most notable is the fact […]
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THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAT
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This is called the “Sandwich of knowledge“: The Sandwich of Knowledge “The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.” Make sure you read that properly […]
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THE OSCARS – YOU DECIDE – JEN OR ANGIE?
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]
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YOUR CAR’S TIME OF THE MONTH
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Quite a vibe, this one was sent in and makes the grade. Perhaps the car was bought as a gift on the proviso that the buyer could choose the numberplate for the recipient? Or do you think someone chose that for themselves? Either way, it’s effing funny. good – PASS Thanks to the […]
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HEMPORIUM COMES TO THE CBD!
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
With all their products made from Hemp and the owner, Tony Budden being such a cool character, Hemporium has long been one of my favourite brands. And now it’s come to Long Street as a part of 210onLong (not to be confused with the Purple Onlon). Check this out. 210onLONG – SUSTAINABLE SHOPPING […]
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PEDDLARS FIRE UPDATE X 2
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
There is no limit as to how far 2oceansvibe can get, to get the news. That is why we have managed to get hold of some more Peddlars fire pics, including actual inside shots.. Window. Smoke. Firemen According to iafrica: Fire-fighters have been battling to contain a fire that started this afternoon at […]
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PEDDLARS ON THE BEND IS ON FIRE!!
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
This is just crazy. I mentioned Constantia’s bastion of all things festive, Peddlars on the Bend for the first time ever yesterday and today the place is burning down! WTF?! More about that as it comes in. Being close friends with the owners of Peddlars, our hearts go out to them and hope this […]
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NEW SAA BRANDING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I trust everyone is tuned into the latest SAA crew scandal? they were caught smuggling weed and now, cocaine. It is not known if the coke has anything to do with Joost van der Westhuizen. iol reports: South African airport security equipment needs to be urgently updated to avoid further “national embarrassments”. Prince Mashele, […]
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THIS IS THE BEST NUMBERPLATE
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Surely this is the best one? Whahahaha! See what I did there? BEST 1 WP – so I said, “Surely this must be the best one .” And then you thought I meant it would just be like a clever numberplate. But then you checked it and the ACTUAL words were “BEST 1!” […]
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2OCEANSVIBE IMPOSTER
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Dave V sent this in, asking what I was up to in the ‘burbs. Come on. You know that’s not me. Although I do have some Irish blood, I’m not from Ireland.
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DAKOTA’S FANNING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
You see, this is the point I was trying to put across the other day. You find yourself turning and staring and you’re like, “Jesus, look at that piece of…” and then, as your eyes focus your brain signals you to shut up and stop what you’re saying and doing and thinking. PULL OUT!! PULL […]
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ADRIANA LIMA AS AMY WINEHOUSE
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It reminds me of when my mother arrived home and I was wearing her high heels. She did a bad job of hiding the panic and told me to remove them at once. Although I was only seven, a boy, and the shoes were not my size; I think my mother secretly agreed that I […]
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COSMOPOLITAN SEX SURVEY : IT’S FOR THE BIRDS
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I strongly suggest all girls make their way to the Cosmo Sex Survey. And I strongly suggest that the guys don’t! I made that mistake, you see.. Get there fast, ladies! I smelt a rat when I came to the question that asked: “How long would you date someone before having sex with […]
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ATLANTIC OCEAN PLAYS A GAME OF “LAKE-LAKE”
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The sun shone through very nicely earlier, which resulted in a well deserved little dip at Beta Beach. And now the clouds have come over. Not that it’s a problem from The Safe House, as this is the result.. FINE!
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PINK CADILLAC VS PINK C CLASS MERC
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
I’m a big fan of the colour pink and don’t mind splashing my vibe with a little bit here and there. Like the odd pink shirt, or pink socks. I must say, I don’t have any pink jocks. Do Calvin Klein make pink boxers/briefs for guys? Mum, could we investigate that please? Ta. Now, much […]
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TINA….COME GET YOUR FOOD!
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
EAT YOUR FOOD, TINA! Lindsay Lohan at the opening of Matthew Williamson’s New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week That photo has not been photoshopped, by the way. I’d like to take this opportunity to confirm to all women out there, that we (men) do NOT like that look […]
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CAMPS BAY IS TIT AT THE MOMENT
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Just chilling here with my main man, The Photographer. So he says to me, “Jeez, it’s tit today! the sky is very pastel.” I was like, “fucken big time! I need to show my gorgeous readers!” And here it is!!
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NEW COOL TIP – THE SEXY AVO
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I don’t like to give all my secret tricks away. But when you have over 18,000 tricks up your sleeve, it REALLY doesn’t dent your inventory if you give the odd one away. Especially when it is helping you, my gorgeous 2oceansvibe readers – the most treasured of my possessions. Now, a lot of you […]
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SPERM CELL BECOMES FATHER
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
So this little shit in the UK has become a dad at the age of 13. Which is fairly incredible, given that 13 would put us in standard 5 (“grade” 7). Personally, I was in standard 6 (I was incredibly bright as a child) at that age and talk of sex was definitely apparent in […]
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THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK GROWS UP
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I was browsing our preferred eventing and organising company, Marina’s Little Black Book, and I noticed there were two more names added to the coordinating powerhouse! Marina’s Little Black Bookwww.thelittleblackbook.co.za I don’t know about you, but these pics I found on the Little Black Book website of Brodie Thompsett and Amanda Boardman suggest we’ve […]
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SAM THE KOALA IS FINE
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
One of the most famous pics to come out of the latest Australian fire tragedy, is this one, showing a fireman giving water to a Koala bear. The bear was first called Ken, but then they found out that he was actually a female. So they went for Sam the Koala Bear. There […]
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BAR RAFAELI ON COVER OF US SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Before I kick off here, it should just be noted that, although being in the same league of beauty, Bar Rafaeli is no relation to local female publishing dynamos Vanessa and Julia and the Raphaely Dynasty. They went for the “ph” and the “y”, rather than the “f” and the “i.” I must say ‘m […]
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THE LATEST CELLPHONE RULES
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 19 Comments
If you call me with a private number or a number I don’t know, I will not answer. FACT . If you don’t leave a message and call me again, I still will not answer. FACT . You can do this as many times as you wish over as many days as you want and […]
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IPOOD T-SHIRT
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Following on seamlessly from our article about the iPod toilet paper dispenser, comes this little beaut, sent in by Dom P. You what? Notice how uncomfortable the silhouetted man seems in the image. The wire – annoying. And when he needs to finish off, what does he do with the iPod in his hand? […]
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