So this little shit in the UK has become a dad at the age of 13. Which is fairly incredible, given that 13 would put us in standard 5 (“grade” 7). Personally, I was in standard 6 (I was incredibly bright as a child) at that age and talk of sex was definitely apparent in […]
I was browsing our preferred eventing and organising company, Marina’s Little Black Book, and I noticed there were two more names added to the coordinating powerhouse! Marina’s Little Black Bookwww.thelittleblackbook.co.za I don’t know about you, but these pics I found on the Little Black Book website of Brodie Thompsett and Amanda Boardman suggest we’ve […]
One of the most famous pics to come out of the latest Australian fire tragedy, is this one, showing a fireman giving water to a Koala bear. The bear was first called Ken, but then they found out that he was actually a female. So they went for Sam the Koala Bear. There […]
Before I kick off here, it should just be noted that, although being in the same league of beauty, Bar Rafaeli is no relation to local female publishing dynamos Vanessa and Julia and the Raphaely Dynasty. They went for the “ph” and the “y”, rather than the “f” and the “i.” I must say ‘m […]
If you call me with a private number or a number I don’t know, I will not answer. FACT . If you don’t leave a message and call me again, I still will not answer. FACT . You can do this as many times as you wish over as many days as you want and […]
Following on seamlessly from our article about the iPod toilet paper dispenser, comes this little beaut, sent in by Dom P. You what? Notice how uncomfortable the silhouetted man seems in the image. The wire – annoying. And when he needs to finish off, what does he do with the iPod in his hand? […]
Ok, so here we go. It’s the offer of a lifetime. All expenses paid entry to La Med to watch Goldfish play THIS Sunday night! I know, it’s pretty crazy. Go ahead, pinch yourself! It SAYS 8 February, but it MEANS 15 February! (photo obviously taken by The Photographer) Now, what you have […]
I’m making use of a number of my resources this week. With the help of my friendly Butlers, there will be a number of Knead Love Boxes being sent all over town to some special angels! The contents of the Love Box Knead (Wembley Square – Cape Town) are offering the boxes (with the above […]
Come on, Man! On a Thursday? At 15h00? 33 degrees? I have ABSOLUTELY no problem with that. *Angel not included. She just arrived with her boyfriend brother. This is what we in the industry refer to as a “bonsella.” ps. It’s 34 degrees tomorrow, my angels – sort your shit out..
I enjoyed this little moment of humour. Clearly a mom or girlfriend? of a Butlers driver – there was clearly not enough time on hand to remove the sign and this is the result. A very rare sighting of a chick driving a Butlers Pizza delivery vehicle. One large Regina, coming up! Here’s […]
As predicted, this last weekend’s Cape Town Tens was a runaway success, with 10/10 scores from anyone that matters. The tournament has been accepted on the world stage and is pipped to become bigger than the Hong Kong Sevens within the next two years. www.capetowntens.com The facilitation of recreational boozing was apparent, as everyone went […]
Our hearts go out to the ex-pats over in the UK at the moment as we take in this pic taken in Leicester Square this week. It’s nice to see that even cats in the UK are aware of the meltdown and are willing to do their bit. Money attracts pussy.. [thanks john]
I have only really now woken up from the dream that was the three night stay I enjoyed with The Muse at Franschhoek’s most celebrated bastion, Le Quartier Francais . At le Quartier Francais,the wood is wrapped in ribbon.. They’ve just turned 20 by the way, so I wanted to tell you a […]
See what they did here? 110% ANAL Very good. They sell them (and many other hilarious signs) at that shop next to Miss K in Green Point, by the way. What, you haven’t been to Miss K !? [muffled laughter] Christ, that’s emboerrissing..
It’s good that Elle magazine do this, because Adriana Lima is a 10 out of 10 smoker. I claimed her quite a few years ago, just before she became a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s nice to bask in one’s glory. “Seriously babe, you look fine in that. The invite said semi-casual” Warming down is […]
Obama’s ride: Just 1. Nothing else. No CA. No DC. Just 1. Respect! [thanks michael]
Sunset from The Safe House I’m absolutely fine with that! Hey? Shame!
Mainstream media have picked up on things, as Number 1 Cape Town radio station, 94.5KFM voice their opinion regarding the email challenge laid down by Idols judge, Randall Abrahams; following Seth Rotherham of 2oceansvibe’s charity acceptance via video this morning. If you’ve missed all the action up to now, read this to get the full […]
Last week we stumbled upon THIS GUY using his car as an advertising platform by displaying FIVE photos of himself on the exterior of the vehicle. At the end of that article I mentioned an old article I published with another guy who had has face printed on his car. I couldn’t find it and […]
There was this, like, cloud over the ocean. But, like, really low.. But the sun was, like, still shining…if you know what I mean? Metallic reflectionSick! I don’t know how to describe it, dude. It was like…..INSANE!
Whilst I’m sure they’re doing their bit for upliftment and all that, they might want look into employing people with a minimum of a standard 3 to write out their in-store signs and promotions. Or maybe even get a manager with a standard 6 to oversee those people. This, spotted in Pick ‘n Pay – […]
This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work! Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” […]
We received a very solid and backed up theory sent in by 2oceansvibe character, Iron Mike . Whilst the jury is certainly still out as to whether or not Michelle Obama is masquerading as his Domestic Executive, his points are particularly strong. Hi Seth, I know two things about you: 1. You are connected […]
On the cover of the latest Italian Elle Magazine. Gisele BundchenVery easy on the eye And on we go!
Please enjoy The 2009 Mercedes McLaren SLR Stirling Moss taken at the Detroit Auto Show. 2009 Mercedes McLaren SLR Stirling Moss “Based on the SLR Roadster, the Stirling Moss features carbon fiber bodywork wrapping an SLR722-supplied 650-hp supercharged 5.5-liter V8 mated to a five-speed auto. As with the SLR722, the Stirling Moss can […]
Hey team! Have a listen to Richard Hardiman‘s show on KFM 94.5fm at 16h00 today. He’ll be interviewing Rob Fleck and Bob Skinstad, ahead of this weekend’s AWESOME Cape Town Tens international rugby tournament being held at Hamiltons RFC! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE INTERVIEW LIVE ONLINE AT 16H00 It’s quite a […]
This Gumtree ad has been spotted and should attract the right candidate as a starting point to “living the holiday.” Finally, an end to the corporate world you are getting so tired of! For me the best part is without a doubt the last line – “No chancers please.” I wonder what would […]
This little clip was taking by security cameras in a dealership in Hatfield (I’m guessing Pretoria??). The young lady driving the car got her license two days earlier and is seen here driving her car out of the dealership a couple months back. I have a feeling you’ll enjoy this. It almost feels like you’re […]
No, no, no, no, no! That’s just not going to cut it, I’m afraid.