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Romance
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Your Valentine’s Day Will Never Be As Awkward As These People’s Valentine’s Day [GALLERY]
14 Feb 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Though there may be plenty of fish in the sea, you might be tempted to tag and release these specimens. Enjoy these top ten Awkward Family Valentine’s Day Photos, and be comforted – your Valentine’s day will never be this bad. Awkward Family Photos was started by Mike and Doug in 2009 after Mike saw […]
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Can’t Find A Valentine’s Day Date? Have You Tried The Dating Site For Sea Captains?
12 Feb 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There really is no excuse for not finding a date this Valentines Day! Seriously. There’s a dating site for every delightful variety of human being out there. No matter what side of the tracks you happen to fall on, no matter what extra-mural activity tickles your fancy, there is something just for you. Because why? […]
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The Fifty Shades Of Grey Effect [INFOGRAPHIC]
11 Sep 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
By now, you have no doubt at least heard about 50 Shades of Grey, the erotic adult fiction that has the literary world all hot and bothered. Coming from relative obscurity, the books were first released just more than a year ago and almost instantly shot to best-seller status, becoming the fastest-selling paperbacks of all time. However, the books did more than just fluster a few cheeks; they ushered in a real-life sexual revolution.
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Chad Le Clos Asked To Matric Dance, Accepts
16 Aug 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As we all know, matric dance season is here. For hormonal teenage girls, and high schoolers in general, this is a very stressful time of the year. Even if you’ve got your dress, car, before- and after-parties, and everything in-between sorted, you’re still have to find the perfect date. So why not ask Chad le Clos?
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Bernie Ecclestone Blew The Lid On His Daughter’s Lover’s Affair, How’d He Know Before Her?
30 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When billionaire heiress Tamara Ecclestone received an unexpected phone call from her father summoning her to his office she knew something was up, and immediately suspected the worst. Panicked, she rushed to his office and found her mother there as well. Her father warned her that what she was about to see was “going to upset [her]” and then hit play on his laptop.
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2oceansvibe Exclusive Interview: Director Of “The Vow”
01 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Inspired and loosely based on a true story, The Vow follows a newlywed couple that recovers from a car accident that puts the wife (Rachel McAdams) in a coma. Waking up with severe memory loss, her husband (Channing Tatum) endeavors to win her heart again. 2oceansVibe spoke exclusively with The Vow’s director, Michael Sucsy, about the romantic drama.
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Durban Harbour Police Caught With Prostitutes, Indulging In “Num-Num”
12 Apr 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The art of indulging in “num-num”, or free sex with a prostitute, may be news to you and I. But it isn’t to two members of Durban’s SAPS’s Port Security Services unit, commonly known as the harbour police. After a high-speed chase, gunshots, and a bite from a police dog, the two officers and their “partners”, were eventually apprehended.
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Toronto’s Gay Penguins Not Gay – One Mates With Female
13 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Two male African penguins recently made worldwide headlines after it appeared the two might be gay. As it turns out, Toronto Zoo’s gay penguins were not really gay after all. A female has come between them, and they have officially been split up.
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Duchess Of Alba Topless Ibiza Beach Photo Surfaces On Eve Of Wedding
05 Oct 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You may recall a previous article on the three-times widowed, fantastically wealthy Duchess of Alba’s proposed remarriage to Alfonso Diez, a man 24 years her junior. I’m pretty sure the last thing anyone (especially her) wanted popping up was a topless photo of that 85-year-old struck match, on the cover of a magazine. Lawsuit, here we come. [No pics. Naughty.]
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Mexico Mulls Two-Year Marriage Shake Up
03 Oct 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Lefty legislators (Those liberals! What will they come up with next?) in Mexico City are pondering a change to the city’s civil code that would give couples eager to samba down the aisle the chance to sign out of “til death do us part” within two years of the anniversary, giving them the opportunity to annul or renew their vows without censure.
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The Duchess Of Alba Is Getting Remarried, At The Tender Age Of 85
26 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
With a name like Doña Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 18th Duchess of Alba, one might excuse her for looking like a struck match. Clearly someone does, seeing as the twice-widowed aristocrat is getting remarried to Alfonso Diez, a man 24 years her junior. The news was announced after she bequeathed every penny she owns, to her children.
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Mussolini ‘Had An Affair With Italy’s Last Queen’
01 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
News emerged yesterday that Benito Mussolini, the great Italian dictator that was partly responsible for fascism, actually did have an affair with Marie-José, who happened to be the last Queen of Italy. Previously, Mussolini’s mistress, Claretta Petacci, claimed this wasn’t so. Mussolini’s youngest son however seems to know something that she didn’t.
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Flash Mob Wedding Proposal In Sandton City [VIDEO]
10 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
More often than not these kind of feel-good stories seem to emanate from other parts of the world. Not this one however. This one is proudly South African and happened in Sandton City this past Saturday when a man cleverly orchestrated a flash mob to intercept his bride-to-be for a romantic proposal opportunity.
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Study Reveals Wife’s Sleep Is Key To A Good Marriage
15 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Men are regularly accused of disturbing other people’s sleep with the sort of loud snoring that can travel through walls and make its way around quiet suburban streets. Now a study, albeit a small one, is adding further fuel to that fire by claiming that your wife’s sleep is an important part of the key to a successful marriage.
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SA Pilot, Charlie Strachan, Is Invited To Kate and William’s Wedding
26 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So the royal guest list has been announced and I am pleased to report that South African born pilot, Charlie Strachan, has been invited. Charlie, who works for Kenya-based Tropic Air, befriended the prince two years ago, when William went for a hike in Kenya.
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Malawian Man Dies Of “Sexual Sweetness”
07 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Midway into March Silverstreak reminded us of one of the beautiful things about the English language – the numerous emotive properties created by combining words not often combined, especially so in central African news reports. Now, a Malawian man has been killed by too much “sexual sweetness” while having sex with a hooker.
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Sex Will Kill You
23 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Now, now, before you panic, you just need to ask yourself whether you exercise regularly or not. You don’t? Well then I am sorry to inform you that you will die the next time you engage in sexual intercourse.
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Stars Smile Down On Will And Kate
23 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In case you were concerned that the impending marriage between Prince William and Kate Middleton wasn’t a match made in heaven, British astrologers have now CONFIRMED that they are highly compatible and could in fact be soulmates.
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.XXX Approved As Porn Domain Code
22 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
At last, a way to find pornography on the internet. You guys are reading the words ‘porn’ and ‘xxx’ and getting really excited, but believe me when I tell you that this is almost 99% technology news. Pornography is sort of besides the point here, so to speak. But click through, anyway.
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Professor Allows Actual Sex Demonstration In Lecture
04 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The professor did what? Yes, I also mumbled it back to myself in trepidation when I came across this little beauty. An actual sex demo, with a toy, was conducted for a class of psychology students at Northwestern University in Illinois in the States this week. Taking it to the next level prof, next level.
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The Facebook Breakup Notifier: It Stalks Crushes For You!
22 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Man, when was the last time a Facebook App was actually useful? I mean, Facebook is inherently a timesink, and this app isn’t so much useful as it is creepy, but semantics. The Breakup Notifier does what is says on the tin – it lets you know the second your crush isn’t in a relationship anymore.
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Japanese Space Agency Wants To Send Sexy Robot Into Space. For ‘Comfort.’
18 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ha! Yes. The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA), is looking at plans to send a humanoid robot to the International Space Station. Except by humanoid I mean it will look attempt to look sexy but end up being insanely creepy. Also, it’s going to post photos and text to Twitter.
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Dating Site Calculates The Best First Date Questions
09 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well this is pretty awesome. Researchers at OkCupid waded through 776 million matches of questions and answers between would-be-couples, and matched those against relationships success rates – and come up with some bizarre, awesome data. Apparently beer drinkers put out more.
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Ex-Girlfriend Wins Breakup With Google
07 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ha. Some kid called Jack Weppler broke up with his girlfriend, so she put a truckload of embarassing Lolcat-style photos of him online – and tweaked it so that they’d all show up if somebody tried to Google him. So hey, that’s something new to worry about.
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UK Company Launches Wills and Kate Prophylactic Memorabilia
07 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The British may have invented the missionary position but boy do they deserve credit for the latest kinky curio to celebrate their Royals. Self proclaimed leading supplier of heritage prophylactics, Crown Jewels Condoms Of Distinction, produced and already sold 1 000 purple boxes of condoms featuring a picture of Prince William staring lovingly into Kate’s eyes. Tasty.
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I Hope This Gets To You: Sending Love Letters Through The Blogosphere
01 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Generally we don’t like putting the words ‘love’ and ‘viral’ in the same sentence, because they’re usually followed with ‘should clear up after a round of penicillin.’ Thankfully, this online love-letter-video-thing isn’t the kind you need protection for; it’s a guy’s attempt at reaching his long-distance girlfriend virally over the internet.
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Break Up For Summer
29 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Remember the days when you could get your best friend to break up with your boyfriend for you? Weren’t those days awesome? No guilt trips, no tears…Just a good clean break that didn’t even involve you. Well now there is a website that offers this service at a small cost.
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Why Do You Have Sex?
09 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A new study has revealed that the reason you have sex can affect your satisfaction level. Hmmm…who would have thought that it’s not really satisfying to have sex for money? But what is quite shocking is a few of the other revelations, things you might have thought only woman worried about.
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“Ugly” Dating Site Celebrates First Engagement
02 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A UK dating website for the ‘aesthetically challenged is celebrating after a couple who met on there just over a month ago are getting married. Yoh, I wonder how bad things must be before you sign up…
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Not Tonight, Honey
28 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
How many times have you heard, “Not tonight, I have a headache.”? It is possibly one of the greatest cliches of all time…probably due to the fact that every single person has experienced this in one form or another.
But do not fear my fellow lovers, it seems that there is hope after all, well maybe not hope, but rather an explanation.
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