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Malawian Man Dies Of “Sexual Sweetness”
07 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Midway into March Silverstreak reminded us of one of the beautiful things about the English language – the numerous emotive properties created by combining words not often combined, especially so in central African news reports. Now, a Malawian man has been killed by too much “sexual sweetness” while having sex with a hooker.
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Sex Will Kill You
23 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Now, now, before you panic, you just need to ask yourself whether you exercise regularly or not. You don’t? Well then I am sorry to inform you that you will die the next time you engage in sexual intercourse.
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Stars Smile Down On Will And Kate
23 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In case you were concerned that the impending marriage between Prince William and Kate Middleton wasn’t a match made in heaven, British astrologers have now CONFIRMED that they are highly compatible and could in fact be soulmates.
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.XXX Approved As Porn Domain Code
22 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
At last, a way to find pornography on the internet. You guys are reading the words ‘porn’ and ‘xxx’ and getting really excited, but believe me when I tell you that this is almost 99% technology news. Pornography is sort of besides the point here, so to speak. But click through, anyway.
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Facebook Causes 20% Of American Divorces
10 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well, I mean not totally – it’s the evidence found on Facebook as grounds for the dissolution of marriage which causes 20% of all divorce cases in the US, but still. Big number. Increasingly, social networking sites form the primary source of evidence in custody battles and divorce proceedings, so heads up.
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Professor Allows Actual Sex Demonstration In Lecture
04 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The professor did what? Yes, I also mumbled it back to myself in trepidation when I came across this little beauty. An actual sex demo, with a toy, was conducted for a class of psychology students at Northwestern University in Illinois in the States this week. Taking it to the next level prof, next level.
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The Facebook Breakup Notifier: It Stalks Crushes For You!
22 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Man, when was the last time a Facebook App was actually useful? I mean, Facebook is inherently a timesink, and this app isn’t so much useful as it is creepy, but semantics. The Breakup Notifier does what is says on the tin – it lets you know the second your crush isn’t in a relationship anymore.
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Japanese Space Agency Wants To Send Sexy Robot Into Space. For ‘Comfort.’
18 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ha! Yes. The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA), is looking at plans to send a humanoid robot to the International Space Station. Except by humanoid I mean it will look attempt to look sexy but end up being insanely creepy. Also, it’s going to post photos and text to Twitter.
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30 Lines From Literature That Might Seal The Deal This Valentine’s Day
11 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Monday is the 14th; a time where school children everywhere will be giving each other crappy cards and wax-like chocolate hearts. And men everywhere will be desperately trying to buy the most expensive, yet insincere, gifts possible.
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Dating Site Calculates The Best First Date Questions
09 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well this is pretty awesome. Researchers at OkCupid waded through 776 million matches of questions and answers between would-be-couples, and matched those against relationships success rates – and come up with some bizarre, awesome data. Apparently beer drinkers put out more.
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Ex-Girlfriend Wins Breakup With Google
07 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ha. Some kid called Jack Weppler broke up with his girlfriend, so she put a truckload of embarassing Lolcat-style photos of him online – and tweaked it so that they’d all show up if somebody tried to Google him. So hey, that’s something new to worry about.
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UK Company Launches Wills and Kate Prophylactic Memorabilia
07 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The British may have invented the missionary position but boy do they deserve credit for the latest kinky curio to celebrate their Royals. Self proclaimed leading supplier of heritage prophylactics, Crown Jewels Condoms Of Distinction, produced and already sold 1 000 purple boxes of condoms featuring a picture of Prince William staring lovingly into Kate’s eyes. Tasty.
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Coke Smugglers Simply Love Valentine’s
04 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you see powder falling from your roses this Valentine’s Day don’t assume it’s pollen – it’s probably cocaine. Smugglers in South America are head over heels about this time of year when they can hide their product in tons of roses heading for the overseas market. Border Control is trying to keep up but it’s tough – those roses have thorns.
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Another Reason Not To Cuddle?
19 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Dutch scientists have linked post-orgasmic illness in men to an allergic reaction to their own semen. It has been awarded the title of Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome (POIS). IOL has reported that these scientists did a study with 45 men who had previously complained about issues after issuing.
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I Hope This Gets To You: Sending Love Letters Through The Blogosphere
01 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Generally we don’t like putting the words ‘love’ and ‘viral’ in the same sentence, because they’re usually followed with ‘should clear up after a round of penicillin.’ Thankfully, this online love-letter-video-thing isn’t the kind you need protection for; it’s a guy’s attempt at reaching his long-distance girlfriend virally over the internet.
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Break Up For Summer
29 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Remember the days when you could get your best friend to break up with your boyfriend for you? Weren’t those days awesome? No guilt trips, no tears…Just a good clean break that didn’t even involve you. Well now there is a website that offers this service at a small cost.
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Why Do You Have Sex?
09 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A new study has revealed that the reason you have sex can affect your satisfaction level. Hmmm…who would have thought that it’s not really satisfying to have sex for money? But what is quite shocking is a few of the other revelations, things you might have thought only woman worried about.
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“Ugly” Dating Site Celebrates First Engagement
02 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A UK dating website for the ‘aesthetically challenged is celebrating after a couple who met on there just over a month ago are getting married. Yoh, I wonder how bad things must be before you sign up…
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Not Tonight, Honey
28 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
How many times have you heard, “Not tonight, I have a headache.”? It is possibly one of the greatest cliches of all time…probably due to the fact that every single person has experienced this in one form or another.
But do not fear my fellow lovers, it seems that there is hope after all, well maybe not hope, but rather an explanation.
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Dating Site For Virgins Totally Misses The Point
20 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Online dating is a wide field; you can go out trawling for cougars, swingers, or partners with a little extra meat on ’em. And now virgins can find other virgins, in what is presumably an attempt to kill two birds with one stone.
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Missionary Not So Boring
19 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It is considered the most boring of all the positions, until now! The good ol’ church-approved missionary is apparently a rather orgasmic position…Who knew?
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PRINCESS MADELEINE IS SINGLE – ENGAGEMENT OVER
29 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
We’ve covered the Swedish royals on the pages of 2oceansvibe before. You will recall the heartwarming story of Princess Victoria who took a shining to her fitness trainer and went on to marry him. Not exactly what King Carl and Queen Silvia had in mind, but hey, you can teach him to use a knife […]
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THE PUMA VALENTINES DAY CARD IS TOO AWESOME
11 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
God knows how much money Puma had to pay these football hooligans to sing a “poofter” song, but whatever the case it came out bloody brilliantly! You’ll recall the 1997 Billboard #1 hit song called Truly Madly Deeply by Australian Group Savage Garden. So take that song, but get it sung in the same way […]
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LOUIS VUITTON DO VALENTINE’S DAY NICELY
09 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Oh my God! You.are.going.to.plutz! Louis Vuitton have announced the launch of a new women’s gifts catalogue with a romantic twist – just in time for Valentine’s Day! The timing couldn’t be better – I mean it’s one thing knowing where you will be spending Valentine’s Day, but what does one buy? Now that’s a different […]
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PARIS HILTON IS SINGLE AGAIN AND WEARING RAY BAN COLORIZE WAYFARERS
11 Jun 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It hasn’t been that long since we published pics (here) of Hilts and her now ex-boyfriend, Doug Someone-or-other, dry humping each each other in Cannes; and would you believe it, they’ve broken up! Paris Hilton in blue More getting out of car NSFW here PEOPLE reports: “In response to the inquiry on whether […]
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MOTHER ABANDONS KIDS FOR SON’S 18 YEAR OLD BUDDY
11 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Yup, you guessed it – this happened in the UK, where they specialise in this kind of stuff. I’ll break it down for you. This 36 year old woman, Debbie Mallinson, has fled her council estate with her 18 year old lover, Adam. Debbie’s son is, naturally, Adam’s best friend. Her son is one of […]
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LEONARDO DICAPRIO AXED BAR REFAELI AGAIN
11 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Leonardo ONLY makes hit movies and he ONLY dates supermodels. Like Bar Refaeli (no relation ) below, who he has just axed. No spice. Bar RefaeliSee ya! Always reliable People Magazine reveals : On-again off-again couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have called it quits once more, sources confirm to PEOPLE. “They’re […]
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