Very strange behaviour, if you did. I’ll tell you why. You see this morning I tried something new – I went for a 5km run. Which is weird, given that I’m known as a 4km specialist. It’s true, people often refer to me as “The Four Kay Specialist.” It’s either that, or they call me […]
With our finger on the pulse of Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard, you can only imagine what an issue diet, health and looking good is. If they’re not running along the promenade or having sex in the Virgin Active gyms, they’re watching what they eat and, in particular, keeping an eye on those carbs! A new […]
I marvel at videos like this. Not because of the obvious fact that the guy looks like a raging porn star, but more because of the fact that we did not realise it at the time. I remember watching Body Beat, the early morning TV exercise show in the late 80’s, with a straight face. […]
Virgin Active seems to be having a problem with blowjobs “lewd conduct” in their men’s changing room toilets. Given that the changing rooms are single-sex, they are clearly referring to gay physical one-on-one activity. Something which has become such a problem that there are now signs up in an attempt to control the growing trend. […]
The Montrose Foundation does not require much introduction, given its affiliation to Montrose Place, the Cape Town rehabilitation facility at which Tiger Woods was rumoured to be receiving treatment. Whether Tiger Woods will be there or not, the ‘Midsummer Melodies’ in the Gardens on De Grendel is not to be missed! The evening promises a […]
Hello there, shapely girls.. Curvy Models – The Shape of Things to Come? – As always within the fashion industry, your dress size dictates your validity and of course whether or not you are added to the catwalk line up or left at home experimenting with the latest diet fads in an attempt to ‘fit’ […]
This is supermodel Doutzen Kroes in a recent secret Victoria’s Secret shoot in St. Barth on October 29. Doutzen Kroes in St. Bath Click image for hi-res What does that picture tell you? That’s right – it tells you that starving models do not appeal to us. No, no they don’t. In fact, they […]
Here at 2oceansvibe we tread a fine line as we deliver images of the beautiful life, including beautiful places, beautiful brands, beautiful people and beautiful models . With eating disorders on the rise, this line of work can be a dangerous business. As editor, I am acutely aware of how impressionable some of our readers […]
Mother dearest is in Cape Town at the mo and, as you can imagine, required high levels of attention at all times prior to my Los Angeles departure – including daily shopping expeditions, lunches and dinners. Between finding time to write for you and my waistline, I needed to find some time without offending her. […]
I cruised into Woolies on Saturday with The Photographer (who just won a bronze lion at Cannes for this, I might add) and spotted something I had never seen before. “Suck me sideways!!” I yelled, “look at THIS!!” Woolworths have now erected a “complementary sanitising wipes” station next to the trolleys. It dispenses wet-wipes for […]
Ok. Unlike the unresearched photos that The Insurance Broker was sending around (here) of some photos taken onboard as the Air France flight was going down, this commercial is not a hoax. It is an ad for the Comfort Wipe which makes a certain bathroom activity that little bit easier. They claim that it is […]
Please don’t say I don’t think of you! I was pretty impressed with this and thought it might appeal to the homesick ex-pats over there in London. Especially seeing as it features one of those unique South African flavours – Rooibos tea. So not only will you be scoring freebies, you’ll be doing a good […]
Personally, and as you may have seen me mention in the latest 2oceansvibe Weather Girls feature, I feel this whole swine flu thing is getting a little bit long in the snout. I won’t be publishing that cartoon of piglet walking into the distance. It’s good, but it’s not THAT good! You can stop sending […]
With the 20-60yrs of age female readership of this website, I do hope the angels out there, young and old, realise how naturally beautiful they are. There is a particularly dangerous mental and financial trap that woman can fall into when it comes to beauty products and, if this how you girls are imagining/seeing yourselves […]
Ok, the whole “swine flu” topic is on everyone’s lips (good one) and I think it’s reaching a point where we need to be more educated on the topic. Let’s get through that, then we’ll chat about these recent local cases. A friend of mine, Wilfred Ikipedia, filled me in on the vibe. check it […]
Wow, I certainly hope that this doesn’t effect our local tequila supplies. Remember when that happened a few years back? Suddenly there was no tequila in town. In fact, there was a global tequila shortage if I remember correctly. Hectique! Anyway, you may have heard about the Swine Flu outbreak all over the US. From […]
Following on seamlessly from recent articles about fires on Le Table Mountain, let alone our latest Lion’s Head Full Moon Hike feature, comes this brilliantly funny video made for Cape Town’s Volunteer Wildfire Services , by none other than 2oceansvibe’s The Film Guy . Tired of getting burnt? The Film Guy stepped up to the […]
This one is very much for the LAYDEZZ!!! It’s Jeremy Jackson AKA Hobie from Baywatch. Wow! Look at us, all grown up! Splashnews reckons: Yes, that really is Jeremy Jackson aka “Hobie” from Baywatch running on the beach in Hawaii. You spent years watching him as David Hasslehoff’s son on the hit […]
This is called the “Sandwich of knowledge“: The Sandwich of Knowledge “The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.” Make sure you read that properly […]
Here’s a recent pic of Britney Spears at the dance studio. It’s a VAST improvement from her previous vibe which left a lot to be desired. Britters – you may perve her again You see? It’s not JUST diet – you gotta get out there, girl! You gotta pound the pavement! Stop being such […]
You may have caught the news that Amy’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been freed from jail and has gone directly to rehab. But that’s not what we’re focusing on here. We’re focusing on Amy and I think the best thing would be to get a visual update. I made up a saying a few years […]