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Health
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Naked Woman Throws Kids Out Window In Durban Fire [Video]
12 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I suppose that when there is no alternative (oh, you know, like a fire escape) then throwing your possessions out of your window and onto the street is a good second option.
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Stop Eating So Much Crap! South Africa Has A Massive Weight Problem
11 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Obesity is sneaking its way into South African lives at an alarming rate. If we don’t do something now this may be our biggest health crisis of all.
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Man Passes Note To Cheating Woman’s Partner After Reading Texts Over Her Shoulder
11 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ooooh, this guy has meddled quite nicely in some strangers’ business. Naughty, naughty, or is he actually helping in the long run? Either way, it’s going to suck for the couple when they get home.
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You Can Cook Bacon Naked Now
11 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Bacon.
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Don’t Be Jealous – Pics Of Gisele In A Bikini With Her Kid
10 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Gisele Bundchen has decided to show us her flawless bikini body, ever so casually as she strolls the beach with her son. Is it possible to look this good?
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Sarah Silverman Teaches You How To Make Marijuana Pie [Video]
09 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Have you ever wondered how to make veggie pot pie? Maybe you like to smoke a bit of green, and eat green. This video is for you!
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It Seems Smoothie Makers Have Finally Become Convenient
08 Dec 2014 by chelsea / No Comments
Rushed morning smoothies are now something you’ll thoroughly enjoy making – unlike the times when you had to deep clean your entire blender for 10 whole minutes after using it.
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You’ve Done Badly – Check How This Benoni Man Tried To Smuggle Heroin Into London
08 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
We sometimes do stupid things in life. This may lead us into some sticky situations…most of which we can probably handle. Sometimes however, you do something really, really retarded…
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More Reasons Why You Should Move Over To E-Cig
04 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you’re contemplating quitting smoking but you really don’t want to, I suggest you do it this way, because then you get to have the best of both worlds. And who doesn’t want to have their cake and eat it?
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Selfies Are Behind A Rise In Plastic Surgery
04 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Our lives are captured on camera at least 84billion times a day it seems, and one simply cannot look perfect All. The. Time. It’s nigh on impossible. So, let us welcome in the plastic surgery…
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Bruce Jenner Is Looking Great!
04 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Bruce Jenner made his way into the face of the public again, this time sporting a wondrous new look, and some rather large diamond earrings. Also, he had Starbucks, which I am jealous about.
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Has A Woman Ever Lied About A Pregnancy To You? Spare A Thought For This Chap
03 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
There are some full on crazies out there – here is hoping that you never find one sitting at the edge of your bed staring at you whilst you are coming out of a booze-induced coma… #mistakeshappen
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Runaway Fire At Fresnaye
02 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
We have received reports of a fire in the Fresnaye area. Check out the pics from the scene…
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Video Shows Moment Jean de Villiers Completely Twisted His Knee (Not For Sensitive Viewers)
02 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Good grief. I’m literally experiencing phantom pains throughout my body for this poor man. And, oh my goodness, what will happen with the Rugby World Cup next year? Full panic.
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Signal Hill Is Burning…Again
01 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Signal Hill has caught alight once again. This is the second time in the space of a few weeks…very hectic. Check it out.
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You Might Be Suffering From Leaky Gut Syndrome And Don’t Even Know It
01 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
They say beauty is only skin deep, but imagine if you could actually have beautiful, working organs, the things we take for granted. Look after your bodies, friends. Trust us.
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French Inventor Aims To Change The Face Of Farting
27 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The enigma of smelly farts has long since occupied the minds of even the smartest men on earth. Why do they smell so bad? And what’s up with the different scents? We may have a solution, the wait could finally be over…
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Dead In 12 Seconds – The Moment Cleveland Police Shot Dead A Kid For Holding A Fake Gun [Video]
27 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Things can change so quickly in life. One moment you’re messing around, causing a bit of trouble…the next you’re grasping for your last breath.
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Fat People In The UK Will Soon Get Fat-Removal Surgery For Free
27 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whilst pictures of Victoria’s Secret Angels make me go for a run and eat a salad for dinner, so does the concept of not being able to fit into an airplane seat… Imagine not being able to fit into an airplane seat?
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Diagram Shows Worst Spots To Catch Germs On A Plane
26 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ah, travel. I love it. I am so excited to share a confined space with 300 strangers from all over the world, who may or may not have showered or taken a vitamin in the past week. Fun times.
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This Video Will Make You Think Twice About Getting A Nanny
25 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
This is going to have the entire planet installing hidden cameras in their homes. ALSO, THE FOOTAGE IS QUITE SHOCKING – I HAD TO STOP IT HALF WAY THROUGH.
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New Study Shows E-Cigs REDUCE Tobacco Cravings
20 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Have you ever wondered if there was any actual evidence as to why you’re now smoking vapour? Well, now there is…
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Watch These Grannies Smoke Weed For The First Time [Video]
20 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I am definitely getting my 86-year old granny to do this over Christmas. Maybe my dad too. We can make a big Christmas video to show future generations.
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New Barbie Comes With Zits And Stick-on Cellulite [Images + Video]
20 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I realised when I was eight that I was never going to have blue eyes half the size of my head, and when I was 25 I realised the only way to have a waist that tiny was to have major surgery. Because I know that Barbie is a toy.
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Tania Clarence Has Been Sentenced For Killing Her Twins
18 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The story about the South African mother who smothered her twin boys and then her daughter, has gained massive public interest. Today, at the Old Bailey in England, her sentence was handed down. The above picture is of Tania’s husband, Gary, with the late twins, Ben and Max. This, from the BBC: A woman who […]
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*choke* They’re Selling The Company That Makes BOTOX For A lot Of Money
18 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Well, had I known Botox would have been such a valuable commodity, I would have invested in it years ago. Instead I shall just invest in small portions for my forehead.
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SERIOUS WARNING: The World Is Running Out Of Chocolate
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If the world runs out of chocolate we can also eliminate the idea of women ruling the world, because it would literally be unstoppable war over the last few bars of mint Aero.
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New Bill Will Let 12 Year Olds Have Sex With 14 Year Olds
17 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As IF kids know what they are doing when they are 12 years old. I hadn’t even had my first kiss yet, and Parliament is discussing the sexual relationships of teenagers! Sigh.
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Put A Pause Into Your Body’s Ageing Process
14 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There’s nothing worse than when your body is doing something (be it as simple as a headache or nausea) and there’s nothing you can do. Your body is your temple, and you should treat it as such, but you should keep yourself sane at the same time…
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Twitter Outrage Over Calvin Klein ‘Plus-Sized’ Model
11 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Calvin Klein decided to use a model with some meat on her bones, and has had to endure an international Twitter outrage towards them. All because people can’t read properly.
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