Look, we like a zany headline as much as anyone out there so we’re not pointing too many fingers. We had ourselves a pretty good chuckle at this effort though.
The great tea vs coffee debate: which one is better? I think the choice depends on the situation you are in. Crying? Make tea. Walking the snowy streets of New York? Coffee.
Barack Obama took some time off from getting attacked by Republicans to sit down with Vice News and touched on all the issues getting Americans riled up.
You may have had a few too many but you kind of meant what you said when you made that New Year’s resolution about being healthy didn’t you? It’s easier than you think.
Men from around the world are sending requests our way after last week’s announcement of the first successful penile transplant. The queue, however, is growing longer.
Sorry guys, we need to talk about your microwave popcorn. No one is going to yank it out of your buttery fingers but maybe we should make a few minor adjustments.
Doctors are ready to operate on those in need of a new member after last week’s successful penile transplant was announced. All they need now is a few more donors on board.
A big, hard, woody congratulations to those at the University of Stellenbosch who today confirmed the world’s first successful penile transplant.
As the mornings get darker and the woolly socks start reappearing from the back of the drawer let’s not write summer off just yet. That’s why you need to get on board this train.
Holy shit – I’ve never quite seen anything like this. It’s a gym in Cape Town which claims to have the ‘ultimate power hour’ – featuring a live DJ on decks and nightclub lighting. Make sure you’re sitting down for this.
Occasionally, I attempt to run around the block. Every time, it is a near death experience. Well, this guy is actually nearer to death than me and he is running like a king.
It might be time to change your mixers, folks. You will be pretty grossed out by just how much sugar we are slamming down our gullets every time we enjoy a cooldrink.
Not to make light of this situation, but maybe this kid’s mum watched Chucky on repeat when she was preggers with him and shooting up meth?
I feel like this could only happen in Ireland (maybe South Africa with some luck) and here’s hoping that if you need to have your fix of E tonight you’re in Ireland.
Pay attention on the road out there guys – the latest statistics on road deaths in South Africa are in and it should give us a good kick up the backside.
It seems someone may have got the bad acid. The NSRI was left more than a little bemused when they found a man using a somewhat alternative mode of sea travel.
Your parents know best, kids. This just goes to show that you should listen to them and be nice so that you don’t get left in the dust should they hold a little grudge against you.
We love a little competition and this prize is worth the small effort – it’s a scorcher this week in The Mother City, and Jozi is not far behind. You’re going to want this hydration.
Why buy something you want when you can WIN it? Come Monday, you could be getting your hands on a little extra glow…
We have long since suspected Obama was a friend to the more ‘green-fingered’ felons out there but a recent interview has laid bare his views on the matter.
Regular exercise, healthy eating habits, truckloads of money – only one of these applies to Warren Buffet, although his argument might make some sense after all.
With so much international support of the LGBY community and rights movement, it is a wonder things like this are still happening – HOW have they not been entirely shut down?
Us Capetonians love spending entire weekends on the beach, and we just hope that you are using a good sunblock because you absolutely don’t want this to happen to you.
I’m sure you’ve seen a study or two singing the virtues of the ‘erb over the past few years but this new study has really given booze a clip around the ears.
We live ridiculously busy and social lives here in SA, and whilst it is good to enjoy that, we all need to give our bodies some TLC when we go OTT so that we are around when we make first contact with another planet.
Bad news, inhabitants of Joburg: unless you have a magician of a dealer on your speed dial, you could be heading into a terrible marijuana shortage.
You’ve heard of ‘happy wife happy life’, right? Well one way to ensure you and the missus are on the best of terms is to take the hassle out of parenting.
It’s usually pretty funny lagging at one of your mates when he doesn’t handle his weed too well. This, however, ain’t all that funny and I actually feel a little sorry for Mr Snow.
The common misconception is that eating healthy means spending more moola and settling for less in the taste department. Bollocks, we say. Let’s see how healthy equals hungry.
Cindy Crawford is one of the original supermodels. For years she entertained us and looked beautiful. Even at 48, she isn’t doing too badly.