Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe in Green Point (next to our primary residence, The Cape Royale) are up for an important accolade! It’s the News24 Sizzling Hot Chefs competition, and 2oceansvibe is 100% behind them! Seriously gang, you know how the vibe […]
The Advertising Guy lives in Los Angeles and he has a buddy over there in the States, Greg Szmurlo, who has made a website to do with his three favourite things – Tom Selleck, Waterfalls and Sandwiches. It’s called Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. And when I say it is “to do” with those three things, I […]
For those of you who don’t know, 1800° is the premier grill room located at my primary residence, the prestigious Cape Royale Luxury Hotel and Residence in the heart of Cape Town’s trendy Green Point. 1800 Restaurant Doesn’t mess around when it comes to steaks They offer a range of succulent signature steaks, delectable meat […]
Bakers Biscuits, a South African favourite who have provided non-risque snacks and food products since 1851, are tweaking their previously conservative brand strategy and are diversifying into the more provocative adult foods market. In a surprise move, Bakers have launched a new sexually suggestive line of snacks which allude to male genitalia. With new ranges […]
The biggest burger cost you R3.15 in 1983. But enjoy this, 11 years earlier it cost 40c! Or try a three-egg omelette for 60c – gimmie a break! Take a trip down memory lane and recall your road-trips with the family – when you used to go “up-country” to visit your relatives. Wimpy was part […]
The cult movement in support of ass flavoured products seems to be escalating as the essence of ass is being used in foods as far afield as Knysna! It’s obviously moving up the coast, as it wasn’t a few months ago someone spotted ass flavoured cup cakes in Hermanus. Unlike the ass flavoured products featured […]
Any Capetonian worth their salt should know about Olympia Café in Kalk Bay – where a complete disregard for decor is met head on with possibly the most incredible food you will ever experience. And the staff believe it too, as we (The Muse and I) arrived at the front door last weekend, just in […]
I put “on it’s head” in inverted commas to indicate a quote, presumably by someone with authority. Given the topic of wine pairing, one would hope, at the very least, that the quote came from someone within the food or wine industry. In truth… it didn’t – I made it up. Yup, that’s right. Much […]
My skill-set is widely discussed and it’s a given that long-distance running comes as easy to me as horse whispering. It was for that exact reason that I accepted Runner’s World Magazine’s invitation to do the Two Oceans Marathon. They were clearly aware of the fact that I do the same course most weeks – […]
So we had that whole 2010 World Cup Draw vibe, hey? Wow – very cool vibe! Why did 2oceansvibe Character “The Barndog“ have to be one of the main okes on the stage and involved with the picking of the balls? I’ll tell you why – because it’s like that, and that’s the way it […]
It’s no surprise that the ass flavoured food craze has entered the beverage market, what with the success of the likes of Spar’s ass rolls and Woolworths’s quiche ass. Although, to be honest, I didn’t imagine the rare niche flavour to enter the highly competitive HOT beverage market! Going head to head with coffee it […]
We’ve covered the phenomenon of “ASS” flavoured foods on 2oceansvibe for quite some time ( see Spar’s ass rolls here, Pick n Pay’s parmalat ass here, Woolworths quiche ass here). I’m pleased to say that the acquired taste of ass in foods is spreading up the coast, having now hit the Spar in Hermanus. Excellent! […]
Welcome to this week’s 2oceansvibe Show, brought to you by NoMU – eat. drink. live. And WHAT an occasion it is! Who would have thought that Helen Zille would accept the offer of being a 2oceansvibe Weather Girl? My goodness, what a surprise! Although, in all fairness, the allure of joining an exclusive club which […]
I wrote an article over a year ago about my experience at Mombasa Cafe , Cavendish Square, Claremont, Cape Town. I was moaning about the convenient joys of them being constantly empty, as well as the fact tat they did not serve Tabasco sauce (a big “no-no” as we know). Mombasa Cafe – Cavendish Square […]
Heidi Klum Dipped in Chocolate [Bum pic: here] Heidi Klum Dipped In Chocolate – Not the WORST thing I can think of. Heidi Klum made chocolate a whole different kind of sexy, if these pictures from the just-released coffee table book Heidilicious by the photographer Rankin, are anything to go by. The supermodel took a […]
Hello, Dugsie One Good Pig Deserves Another – We published a headline on Friday, about these “Mircro Pigs.” The above photo was considered as the main photograph for that morning’s headlines, but a pic for the World Cup stadiums headline was used instead. I was worried you might have missed it, so here it is […]
Portofino Restaurant opened one month ago in Cape Town. It’s where The Showroom used to be – next to Bloomsbury Luxury Cars and Harbour Edge. Maybe that is why they used the same font as Porsche cars in their logo. I recall a launch of sorts (less than a month ago), with much fanfare and […]
Mother Dearest bought it when she was in town recently and now it is in the Safe House. I don’t know where you get it from, but trust me, if you see it – buy it. France’s favourite mustard brand (from what I recall) have taken things to the next level with this bad boy. […]
This basically “hit the net” today. I’ve received it no less than 30 times. Never before has there been so much fuss over a sausage in South Africa. I thought I would “nip it in the bud” (mine) and give it to you right here, right now; so that I don’t have to endure these […]
It’s that time of the month again. The time I wade through the GARBAGE that you send me and select some true genius pieces of rubbish and publish them here for all to see. Then I can wipe it all off my desktop and start anew. We’ll kick off with this one, which I think […]
Just to fill you in, Ramadan is the ninth month of the year in the Islamic calendar. Let’s expend on that… [clears throat] It is the Islamic month of fasting, in which participating Muslims refrain from eating, drinking, smoking, and indulging in anything that is in excess or ill-natured; from dawn until sunset. […]
Our traditional media sometimes misses the 2oceansvibe part of the story they’re publishing. Take for example this latest article which comes from News24 (Beeld). The headline was “Arrest after Motlanthe mishap” (here) and details something to do with a bad weather judgment by some air traffic controller, which led to South African Deputy President Kgalema […]
A handful of people send me links to this website called No Bucks, which is an “online portal of happy hours, specials and budget nights out in Cape Town.” I enjoyed the concept but didn’t know if it fitted “the vibe” correctly. But then I remembered that getting deals and paying less would take anyone […]
Here at 2oceansvibe we tread a fine line as we deliver images of the beautiful life, including beautiful places, beautiful brands, beautiful people and beautiful models . With eating disorders on the rise, this line of work can be a dangerous business. As editor, I am acutely aware of how impressionable some of our readers […]
I popped into Cafe Roux in Noordhoek the other day. I just love the place (even though they don’t yet stock De Grendel wine) because you never quite know what you’re going to get – be it the patronage and/or the surroundings. Last Sunday, for example, featured what could only be described as “Aladdin’s Grandmother” […]
Unbelievably, I had never tried an IN-N-OUT burger before. I didn’t really care, but the constant disbelief became a bit too much. I just couldn’t take it. The people. Constantly telling me how amazing the burgers were. And then, when telling them I had never had one, they would just stand there, with their mouths […]
Café Caprice is mixing it up on Friday nights by offering you any tapas of your choice for HALF PRICE! That’s a good special – the kind of thing you’d find at www.nobucks.co.za I can recall the Caprice menu from memory pretty much verbatim and would like to tell you my usual tapas choices. Very […]
Yet another very cool Cape town initiative, featuring top bands, good food, good booze and good people. Check it out. RUDOLF DASSLER by PUMA presents THE SIDE-PROJECTS Cape Town, South Africa 21 July, 2009 – ‘RUDOLF DASSLER by PUMA presents “THE SIDE-PROJECTS’” a series of unplugged concerts, in partnership with uber-cool Cape Town beer […]
I’m not quite sure what to make of this. But it seems a lot of fun can be had with the Colonel once you’ve deboned and eaten your “chicken” at KFC. He can be quite sporty, if need be.. The Colonel slam dunks Shiver me timbers! Is that a toilet brush? Made […]
The Spar on Kloof, which is famous for its loose Russians (here) is now diversifying even further into the realm of hilariousness with their latest product line – Ass Rolls.. (Thanks Delamaine) Very interesting vibe they’re going for there. It’s ironic that corbohydrates are usually blamed for the extra weight people put on in […]