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Food
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NANDO’S HAS A GO AT PARIS HILTON
06 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I’ll give these Nando’s characters one thing, they move pretty darn swiftly! Behold the latest viral ad to get cooked on their flame-frilled ovens. This time it’s targeted at Paris Hilton, following the marijuana skandaal in Pretoria last Friday. If you can’t read the small print, it goes like this, “Whether it’s for lunch, supper […]
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LIONS AND LIGERS AND BEARS – OH MY!
30 Jun 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
This has been in the news cycle for about a week now, so it’s not exactly hot off the press stuff. Nevertheless, I thought you ought to know that a restaurant in Arizona is GRINDING UP OUR EFFING LIONS FOR BURGER MEAT. Didn’t any of those cruel bastards watch the lion king? I’m not feeling […]
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TOAST – RIGHT NEXT TO THE HEN’S TEETH
29 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
It is a pity that successful breakfasts are so hard to come by in Cape Town. the two most important things, crispy bacon and hard toast, are still, clearly, too much to ask. The Muse and I made the fatal error of getting breakfast at the Waterfront on Saturday morning. Why were we not at […]
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CANNED UNICORN MEAT CLASHES WITH PORK AUTHORITIES – SUBLIME
23 Jun 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
ThinkGeek.com, one of the greatest online stores ever to have existed in the civilisation of humankind, is selling Canned Unicorn meat (“a great source of sparkles!”). Let’s just enjoy that for a moment. Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is […]
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BREAKING NEWS – ITALIAN RESTAURANT ON FIRE, ITALY NOT SO MUCH
15 Jun 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Mario’s, a popular Italian restaurant on Main Road in Green Point is on fire, and not in the positive, figurative kind of way.
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STUDIO 2010 – HOT NEW CAPE TOWN VENUE OPENED EXCLUSIVELY FOR WORLD CUP!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Located on the seafront in Granger Bay, STUDIO2010 offers the public two exceptional entertainment options: by day and during evening matches, the venue is a luxurious match viewing lounge with great food and drinks and giant screens to catch all the soccer action. All inclusive VIP packages, a la carte or bar only options are […]
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NANDO’S OFFERING FREE MEAL TO ALL MEXICANS IF THEIR TEAM LOSES ON FRIDAY
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I’m not kidding you – they’re gonna give them free food if they lose! Hysterical! Check out the fine print. CLICK IMAGE to enlarge if you can’t read the small print [thanks clinton]
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GOOGLE STREET VIEW FOR CAPE TOWN GOES LIVE!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
You can only imagine the zone you can get into, listening to some vinyl, with a joint in one hand and your new iPad in the other – on the day that Google Maps goes live with “Google Street View” for Cape Town. My God, I have traipsed every square inch of this city, all […]
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GOURMET FRIDAYS – THE ICE CREAM YOU REALLY WANT
04 Jun 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Here at 2oceansvibe, we’re fond of hot sauce and beer. Specifically Tabasco hot sauce, and Jack Black beer. So what might be the perfect food companion to these already stunning nutritive sources? Pizza (I’m looking at you, Butlers)? Sushi? Sticky spare ribs? For any sane person with reasonable powers of taste, these might be the […]
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ASS GOOD ASS IT GETS
27 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Ass-flavoured foods and ass themed products and services have really taken off over the past year. We have thoroughly enjoyed documenting the rise of this incredible vibe, which is looking more and more like something established, rather than the initial fad we thought it was. Take Toilet Duck, for example – I mean how long […]
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“MISS K” LAUNCHES NEW MENU
24 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Miss K fans will be over-the-moon about their new menu! The girls sent it through to me and I can confirm that all the favourites are still there, with some awesome new additions! Here is the breakfast section alone! Oh yes! I know – how radical is that? But you must check out the rest […]
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DO THE MACARONA – PROVENCE STYLE
18 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A few weeks ago I mentioned my excitement at the way macarons had become not only Cape Town’s favourite treat, but also our favourite gift! In an article entitled, The Cookie Connoisseur Cookie, I was admittedly ignorant as to the name of the little bundles of magic. Needless to say the 2oceansvibe community rallied round […]
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“TOYS ‘R US” BREAKS INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY
12 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
2oceansvibe Character, Baby Jesus, spotted this sign in a local CT Toys ‘R Us store. Seriously now, what is the world coming to? Oh my God! With the recent ass flavour boom that has hit Cape Town and South Africa, it is understandable that Toys R Us would want to get in on the […]
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PELICAN EATS PIGEON
10 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
True 2oceansvibers who are also following 2oceansvibe on Twitter, will know that we indulged in some pigeon for lunch the other day in Menerbes – South of France. It was my first time eating such a small bird (insert supermodel joke here) and I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Here we have our neighbours, […]
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SETH MISSES CAPE ROYALE “EQUINOX” SPA AND “1800” RESTAURANT SPECIALS
07 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Look, I’m certainly not distraught at being “stuck” in Provence for the next month, but I am somewhat “irked” that I am missing out on the winter specials going on at my primary residence, the Cape Royale hotel! In particular, at1800 Restaurant and Equinox spa! So I thought I better pop them up here for […]
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ASS GLITTER – AVAILABLE IN RONDEBOSCH
03 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I can imagine the students getting quite excited about this – hence the brands decision to enter the market in Rondebosch – UCT’s stomping ground. Like you, I too am wondering how glitter for your ass would differ from normal glitter. Or, more to the point, why is The Cartridge Factory Shop in Rondebosch selling […]
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THE COOKIE CONNOISSEUR’S COOKIE
26 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 31 Comments
I don’t know what’s inside them, and I don’t care to be quite honest. But I can tell you right now that these little cookies are the hottest little things on the street at the moment. Apparently they’re available at the Woodstock market. All I know is The Muse got a whole bunch of them […]
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PICK ‘N PAY EXPRESS, EXPERIMENTING WITH ASS FLAVOUR
19 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
In the space of one week, not one but two 2oceansvibers out there noticed that Pick n Pay Express stores are the latest outlets to offer Ass Flavoured foods. This, just a month after Fruit & Veg City jumped on the Ass Flavour bandwagon, with their ass flavoured subs and wraps. With ass cupcakes going […]
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IS THERE ANYONE FROM TIGER BRANDS OUT THERE? – WE HAVE A PROBLEM
13 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
My love for specific brands and, in particular, Carmel Dill cucumbers (gherkins) are well documented on these, the hallowed pages of 2oceansvibe (here, here and here). The last time I chatted to the owner of the Camps Bay Friendly store, he informed me that part of the reason that he didn’t stock the STRONG Carmel […]
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THE NEW ATKINS FOR A NEW YOU – THE WORLD FAMOUS ATKINS DIET HAS BEEN REWORKED
29 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With our finger on the pulse of Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard, you can only imagine what an issue diet, health and looking good is. If they’re not running along the promenade or having sex in the Virgin Active gyms, they’re watching what they eat and, in particular, keeping an eye on those carbs! A new […]
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TEABAGGING, WITH KARL LAGERFELD
19 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Maybe not quite what you had in mind? But don’t fright – this is about a kind of teabagging that doesn’t see you on your back, with your head over the side of the sofa. It’s a novel new vibe, featuring celebrities images attached to teabags, making it look like they’re chilling out in your […]
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COME OVER AND PLAY IN THE EQUINOX SPA..
16 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Basically, you can get a glass of bubbly, a facial, a manicure, a pedicure or massage and valet parking, for roughly the same price as you get a sandwich from Melissa’s! That’s how the Equinox Spa at my primary residence, the Cape Royale hotel, is rolling at the moment. Personally I’ve had close on 500 […]
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BUTLERS PIZZA UNVEILS “THE ROTHERHAM” PIZZA
05 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
It’s a massive week for 2oceansvibe and Butlers this week. Not only has the much anticipated “Rotherham” pizza been launched on the menu, but fellow 2oceansvibe sponsor, NoMU spices, is also featuring on the menu. That’s right, for the first time ever, peri-peri will be available as a topping on your pizza – and it’s […]
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THE GROCERY STORE MUSICAL
05 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve only really been compelled to break out into song in the Sea Point Spar, home to thousands upon thousands of overseas models living in the area. Not to mention Luba Shumeyko‘s twin (damnit!) sister, who often shops in the very same store. They practice their ramp walks down the isles, as we, mere mortals, […]
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HOT ASS FLAVOURED SUBS AND WRAPS
04 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Awesome! Fruit and Veg City have jumped on the band wagon and realised that ass flavoured goods are selling, quite literally, like hot cakes! Spotted at Fruit & Veg City Mmmm, I can just imagine how good an ass flavoured Sub wrap must taste! I doubt it will be as good as the ass […]
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SHOW YOUR TUNO MAYO SOME RESPECT, WITH NOMU SPICE!
03 Mar 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s not often that I give away trade secrets on how to be an awesome individual. But when I see the lack of knowledge resulting in pain for you, my treasured 2oceansvibers, then I realise that I have an obligation to tell you. Take for instance my special tuna mayonnaise that I make The Dude […]
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‘MISS K’ WINS THE FOOD24 “SIZZLING HOT CHEFS” AWARD!
25 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
You will recall the other day we mobilised the troops and asked you to head through to Food24 and vote for Lee Ann and Kirsten in the “Hot Chef” competition. This is the vibe we went for: Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe […]
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CREATE YOUR OWN ASS PRODUCTS
25 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It had to come out sooner or later. With the massive success of ass products sold in and around South Africa, it was only a matter of time before someone found out where it all came from. Would you believe it – KIMBERLEY of all places! The Ass Wholesalers outlet in Kimberley The only distributors […]
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THE GRAND FINALE? AS CAPE TOWN’S “THE GRAND CAFE” RESTAURANT COMES UNDER FIRE
23 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 32 Comments
The Grand Café hit the scene a few years ago, after the building it occupies sold for a record sum. The Camps Bay strip welcomed them in place of the abortion that was Opium – giving us an upmarket dining alternative (if you must consider any of the other “upmarket/fine dining” alternatives in Camps Bay). […]
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MC FANCY MC VIBE
18 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With the Rotherham Diet gaining massive momentum across South Africa, a lot of people ask me how I “roll,” when it comes to fast food. I usually stumble around the question, trying to give examples of how, exactly, I roll – always wishing I had a visual clue. Luckily, thanks to The Cool Hunter and […]
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