I’m a big fan of the colour pink and don’t mind splashing my vibe with a little bit here and there. Like the odd pink shirt, or pink socks. I must say, I don’t have any pink jocks. Do Calvin Klein make pink boxers/briefs for guys? Mum, could we investigate that please? Ta. Now, much […]
EAT YOUR FOOD, TINA! Lindsay Lohan at the opening of Matthew Williamson’s New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week That photo has not been photoshopped, by the way. I’d like to take this opportunity to confirm to all women out there, that we (men) do NOT like that look […]
Following on seamlessly from our article about the iPod toilet paper dispenser, comes this little beaut, sent in by Dom P. You what? Notice how uncomfortable the silhouetted man seems in the image. The wire – annoying. And when he needs to finish off, what does he do with the iPod in his hand? […]
No, no, no, no, no! That’s just not going to cut it, I’m afraid.
It’s Valentines day in a week and a bit’s time. Pretty awesome stuff. Takes me back to my days in the boarding house when the various girls’ schools used to exchange red roses with the boys’ schools; with each rose and message being read out at lunch time. Some guys got stacks. Some got none. […]
A buddy of mine has the Audi R8 and I must admit, I’m pretty damn impressed. It’s quite radical when it comes to everything from handling, to power and overall design; God knows it’s won numerous awards. Prada on the other hand has never failed to impress me. I’ve got a couple pairs of shoes […]
I showed you a RUNDC T-shirt the other day. That one was pretty impressive. But I think this one takes the cake. So much so that I ordered my very own over the “internet.” I suggest you do the same. CLICK HERE to order your very own official RUN DC T-SHIRT!
For those of you who have not been educated in the way of the slang word, today is your lucky day. Because today you are going to learn about one of the greatest urban expressions of our time : “MUFFIN TOP” Let me explain. You know the way muffins bake and hang over the top […]
They’re pretty much all I wanted as a kid, especially when I was going through my ninja phase. I had a judo suit and some ninja stars, but no shoes. Look, these things aren’t REAL ninja shoes, they’re actually espadrilles masquerading as ninja shoes – but we CALL them ninja shoes. And anyway, you’ll probably […]
It’s so cool that Bicycling Magazine has a fashion/style editor, called “STYLEMAN.” It’s even better that a recent issue rasies the question we brought up with regards to cyclists wearing helmets whilst dining in restaurants/cafes and eateries around Cape Town. You’ll find STYLEMAN’S reply might hamper his chances of working for Vogue. www.bicycling.co.za […]
Girls, I saw this and thought you might like it. I KNOW! How stunning? The Jimmy Choo website tells us the following: Tube Rainbow snake clutch bag € 950.00 This contemporary evening bag is the epitome of modernist chic. The rainbow snake skin really makes a statement. Dimensions: L22.5 x H8.5 x […]
This article will be very short and sweet. Yet fat. I just wanted to show you this. Kim Kardashian and her bum negotiate a doorway Try throw that shit around me. See how far you get.
Paris Hilton visited the Sundance Film Festival this weekend, and did some strutting around, for you. Enjoy that guy in the backgroundDo you mind if he looks after your kids tonight? I like what she’s done with the kitty cat face sewn-in on the hat and gloves. Pretty cute. Obviously it would have been […]
Just when I thought Louis Vuitton couldn’t make me happier, they go and do this. Louis Vuitton Monogram skateboard trunk Yes, that is EXACTLY what you think it is. It’s a Louis Vuitton skateboard in a specially designed Louis Vuitton trunk. Jesus, can you IMAGINE rocking up with that at The Advertising Guy’s […]
You’ll remember around October last year when Posh managed to nail a multi-million dollar campaign for Emporio Armani women’s underwear. So anyway, the first of those ads have started to appear in the states. I thought you might enjoy these: Underwear, high-heels, rug, in the sun I’m fine with that Slightly angry – primed […]
As the urge for men in their 20’s and 30’s to wear formal hats increases, so too does the confusion over which hat is which. In particular, the trilby versus the fedora. Davidoff (The Rocker), from The Dirty Skirts, for example, calls any old hat a trilby. Because he LIKES saying it. It makes him […]
Fresh from not inviting me to his birthday party, Goldfish’s Dom sent this in, which earns him minimal points as he begins the mammoth climb back into the good books. You would have caught the various attacks along the Atlantic Seaboard, with regards to cyclists entering and dining in restaurants and eateries with their helmets […]
Amazing – remember a couple of years back when Kate Moss was caught snorting cocaine and everyone said that she was finished. There were stacks of labels and high-end beauty products cancelling their deals with her, embarrassed by the association. Hmm, kyk how lyk hy nou! Kate Moss has apparently re-signed her deal with Topshop […]
Whoah! Somebody lend a hand, please! And I’m not having a go at her for the shape her body has taken, I’m just asking her friends to advise her on what she should and shouldn’t wear in her current state. Good Lord! Jeepers! EASY, Pam! Baking! Surely that’s a no-no?
I remember a girl friend of 2oceansvibe being ever so slightly scorned at the emotional neglect dealt to her by 2oceansvibe’s “The Kitesurfer.” We had ploughed through a bottle of bubbly at Karma the one night and time came for me to exit. A tad tipsy, she said unto me (with her fingers snapping in […]
The Cut has confirmed that Karl Lagerfeld will be shooting a Chanel handbag campaign about the relationship between a young man and a woman almost twice his age. Karl has, quite sensibly I might add, cast Jerry Hall as the cougar! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! The Cut reveals: Karl Lagerfeld will shoot a […]
Lip my stocking Not for, like, EVER. But for now, for a little bit, it’s fine.
I see. And a bit of tartan on the top? Fine. Rack looking good. Knees a bit knobbly. Still fine though. You would.
You would never be expected to get your head around it, so don’t even try – I would never put that much pressure on you. Puff Daddy has just launched his new fragrance called “I AM KING” which falls under his Sean John clothing brand. He felt it necessary to make a 5 minute mini-movie […]
Yes, interestingly enough, I managed to get my hands on the Country Road 2008 Summer Catalogue . And, I tell you what, I was glad that I did. Please enjoy the absolutely ANGEL they are using for the entire ladies section! Helloooo, my laydeh! Hey!? Are you ok with that? And please, there […]
It’s very important that you know that the 2009 Pirelli Calendar was introduced to the public in Berlin, just this week! Models – hanging outElephants – enjoying it Now for those of you who need to polish up your GK, this is exactly what the Pirelli calendar is all about (Wikipedia): The calendar […]
We mentioned on Wednesday that it would be 35 degrees on Thursday (yesterday). It was. It started with lunch at Caprice, and then it moved onto the beach. And then it came back again. It was a whirlwind. Like a whirlwind romance, but with no romance – just booze and bodies and extravagance and extreme […]
Don’t make the mistake thinking that one-piece costumes are just for grannies. Enjoy this latest shot of Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio HURTING it in a one-piece. Alessandra Ambrosio – murdering it Fine for girls. NOT FINE for guys.
Con-Man’s best friend, Anne Hathaway, can be found in the latest Vogue spread. I thought I’d show you some of the pics. I don’t know why I feature Anne Hathaway on these pages. There’s just something about her. Her face bone structure, perhaps. Something like that. Or her full lips. I’m not too […]
With his 69th birthday next month, we take a moment out to celebrate the life of one of the great fashion icons, Roberto Cavalli. These, taken in the last week. Roberto, just chilling.. “This lifestyle comes with certain expectations, my angel” “And you can start with with an all over creaming, please” “There’s a […]