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Fashion
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IPOOD T-SHIRT
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Following on seamlessly from our article about the iPod toilet paper dispenser, comes this little beaut, sent in by Dom P. You what? Notice how uncomfortable the silhouetted man seems in the image. The wire – annoying. And when he needs to finish off, what does he do with the iPod in his hand? […]
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“FUNKY” CYCLING OUTFITS
05 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
No, no, no, no, no! That’s just not going to cut it, I’m afraid.
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VALENTINE’S DAY WITH AGENT PROVOCATEUR
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s Valentines day in a week and a bit’s time. Pretty awesome stuff. Takes me back to my days in the boarding house when the various girls’ schools used to exchange red roses with the boys’ schools; with each rose and message being read out at lunch time. Some guys got stacks. Some got none. […]
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AUDI AND PRADA GET TOGETHER
03 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A buddy of mine has the Audi R8 and I must admit, I’m pretty damn impressed. It’s quite radical when it comes to everything from handling, to power and overall design; God knows it’s won numerous awards. Prada on the other hand has never failed to impress me. I’ve got a couple pairs of shoes […]
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BUY RUN DC T-SHIRTS ONLINE
02 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I showed you a RUNDC T-shirt the other day. That one was pretty impressive. But I think this one takes the cake. So much so that I ordered my very own over the “internet.” I suggest you do the same. CLICK HERE to order your very own official RUN DC T-SHIRT!
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URBAN SLANG LESSON : “MUFFIN TOP”
02 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those of you who have not been educated in the way of the slang word, today is your lucky day. Because today you are going to learn about one of the greatest urban expressions of our time : “MUFFIN TOP” Let me explain. You know the way muffins bake and hang over the top […]
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NINJA SHOES – DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR!
30 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
They’re pretty much all I wanted as a kid, especially when I was going through my ninja phase. I had a judo suit and some ninja stars, but no shoes. Look, these things aren’t REAL ninja shoes, they’re actually espadrilles masquerading as ninja shoes – but we CALL them ninja shoes. And anyway, you’ll probably […]
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BICYCLING MAGAZINE HAS A STYLE GURU
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s so cool that Bicycling Magazine has a fashion/style editor, called “STYLEMAN.” It’s even better that a recent issue rasies the question we brought up with regards to cyclists wearing helmets whilst dining in restaurants/cafes and eateries around Cape Town. You’ll find STYLEMAN’S reply might hamper his chances of working for Vogue. www.bicycling.co.za […]
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JIMMY CHOO RAINBOW SNAKE SKIN CLUTCH
27 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Girls, I saw this and thought you might like it. I KNOW! How stunning? The Jimmy Choo website tells us the following: Tube Rainbow snake clutch bag € 950.00 This contemporary evening bag is the epitome of modernist chic. The rainbow snake skin really makes a statement. Dimensions: L22.5 x H8.5 x […]
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KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUM
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This article will be very short and sweet. Yet fat. I just wanted to show you this. Kim Kardashian and her bum negotiate a doorway Try throw that shit around me. See how far you get.
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HILTS HITS SUNDANCE
19 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton visited the Sundance Film Festival this weekend, and did some strutting around, for you. Enjoy that guy in the backgroundDo you mind if he looks after your kids tonight? I like what she’s done with the kitty cat face sewn-in on the hat and gloves. Pretty cute. Obviously it would have been […]
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LOUIS VUITTON SKATEBOARDS
15 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Just when I thought Louis Vuitton couldn’t make me happier, they go and do this. Louis Vuitton Monogram skateboard trunk Yes, that is EXACTLY what you think it is. It’s a Louis Vuitton skateboard in a specially designed Louis Vuitton trunk. Jesus, can you IMAGINE rocking up with that at The Advertising Guy’s […]
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VICTORIA BECKHAM’S ARMANI CAMPAIGN
15 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You’ll remember around October last year when Posh managed to nail a multi-million dollar campaign for Emporio Armani women’s underwear. So anyway, the first of those ads have started to appear in the states. I thought you might enjoy these: Underwear, high-heels, rug, in the sun I’m fine with that Slightly angry – primed […]
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TRILBY VS FEDORA
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
As the urge for men in their 20’s and 30’s to wear formal hats increases, so too does the confusion over which hat is which. In particular, the trilby versus the fedora. Davidoff (The Rocker), from The Dirty Skirts, for example, calls any old hat a trilby. Because he LIKES saying it. It makes him […]
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WE MAKE HEADWAY WITH THE CYCLISTS
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Fresh from not inviting me to his birthday party, Goldfish’s Dom sent this in, which earns him minimal points as he begins the mammoth climb back into the good books. You would have caught the various attacks along the Atlantic Seaboard, with regards to cyclists entering and dining in restaurants and eateries with their helmets […]
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TOPSHOP RENEWS KATE MOSS CONTRACT
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Amazing – remember a couple of years back when Kate Moss was caught snorting cocaine and everyone said that she was finished. There were stacks of labels and high-end beauty products cancelling their deals with her, embarrassed by the association. Hmm, kyk how lyk hy nou! Kate Moss has apparently re-signed her deal with Topshop […]
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PAMELA ANDERSON WATCH
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Whoah! Somebody lend a hand, please! And I’m not having a go at her for the shape her body has taken, I’m just asking her friends to advise her on what she should and shouldn’t wear in her current state. Good Lord! Jeepers! EASY, Pam! Baking! Surely that’s a no-no?
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THE 148TH RUNNING OF THE QUEEN’S PLATE
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I remember a girl friend of 2oceansvibe being ever so slightly scorned at the emotional neglect dealt to her by 2oceansvibe’s “The Kitesurfer.” We had ploughed through a bottle of bubbly at Karma the one night and time came for me to exit. A tad tipsy, she said unto me (with her fingers snapping in […]
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JERRY HALL TO PLAY COUGAR IN NEW LAGERFELD CHANEL CAMPAIGN
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Cut has confirmed that Karl Lagerfeld will be shooting a Chanel handbag campaign about the relationship between a young man and a woman almost twice his age. Karl has, quite sensibly I might add, cast Jerry Hall as the cougar! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! The Cut reveals: Karl Lagerfeld will shoot a […]
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SCARLETT GOES FOR STRAWBERRY
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Lip my stocking Not for, like, EVER. But for now, for a little bit, it’s fine.
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PARIS HILTON THROWING OUT WHOLE NEW VIBE
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I see. And a bit of tartan on the top? Fine. Rack looking good. Knees a bit knobbly. Still fine though. You would.
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P DIDDY MAKES MOVIE FOR NEW FRAGRANCE – I AM KING
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You would never be expected to get your head around it, so don’t even try – I would never put that much pressure on you. Puff Daddy has just launched his new fragrance called “I AM KING” which falls under his Sean John clothing brand. He felt it necessary to make a 5 minute mini-movie […]
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THE COUNTRY ROAD GIRL
26 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Yes, interestingly enough, I managed to get my hands on the Country Road 2008 Summer Catalogue . And, I tell you what, I was glad that I did. Please enjoy the absolutely ANGEL they are using for the entire ladies section! Helloooo, my laydeh! Hey!? Are you ok with that? And please, there […]
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THE 2009 PIRELLI CALENDAR
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s very important that you know that the 2009 Pirelli Calendar was introduced to the public in Berlin, just this week! Models – hanging outElephants – enjoying it Now for those of you who need to polish up your GK, this is exactly what the Pirelli calendar is all about (Wikipedia): The calendar […]
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A DAY AT THE BEACH
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We mentioned on Wednesday that it would be 35 degrees on Thursday (yesterday). It was. It started with lunch at Caprice, and then it moved onto the beach. And then it came back again. It was a whirlwind. Like a whirlwind romance, but with no romance – just booze and bodies and extravagance and extreme […]
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THE ONE-PIECE COSTUME
14 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Don’t make the mistake thinking that one-piece costumes are just for grannies. Enjoy this latest shot of Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio HURTING it in a one-piece. Alessandra Ambrosio – murdering it Fine for girls. NOT FINE for guys.
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ANNE HATHAWAY DOES VOGUE
30 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Con-Man’s best friend, Anne Hathaway, can be found in the latest Vogue spread. I thought I’d show you some of the pics. I don’t know why I feature Anne Hathaway on these pages. There’s just something about her. Her face bone structure, perhaps. Something like that. Or her full lips. I’m not too […]
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THE CAVALLI LIFESTYLE
27 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With his 69th birthday next month, we take a moment out to celebrate the life of one of the great fashion icons, Roberto Cavalli. These, taken in the last week. Roberto, just chilling.. “This lifestyle comes with certain expectations, my angel” “And you can start with with an all over creaming, please” “There’s a […]
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BAD TASTE?
22 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m telling you this chick is completely bonkers. Madonna has already publicly called Guy Ritchie “emotionally retarded,” and now she is dressing HIS child in New York Yankees kit! The same New York Yankees that her lover, Alex Rodriguez plays for. Jesus, this chick is off the hizzo! (That is street talk for “off the […]
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THE SPICIEST RUGBY JERSEY OF ALL TIME?
08 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Not content with their lumo-pink jerseys of yesteryear, gay Stade Francais President, Max Guazzini, has done it again! Sport24 reports: Paris – High art, or high farce? You be the judge as the always colourful Stade Francais club in Paris launches its latest rugby jersey on the world. The trendy Parisian club has come […]
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