Spotted this on thecoolhunter.net So cool.. So…very….cool.. The 1934 BMW R7Be….strong. Check it out: Think back 70 or 75 years to a time when design began to break away from the traditional and elaborate rationalism that ensued for hundreds of years. As the styles of Art Nouveau, Art Deco, Streamline and Zigzag […]
I’m almost positive that you can’t call the owner of this car a cock. I mean, he is driving the LATEST Rolls Royce convertible and his numberplate is MR WP – as in Mr. Western Province. It’s SO over-the-top that he simply HAS to be taking the piss. A splash of excess with a […]
It’s always a treat to find South-Africa exclusive slang phrases appearing on international brands, bltantly unaware of how their product might fome across when reaching our shores. Not that anyone local would consider what a particular word or model number looks like upside-down. I am referring, of course, to the BMW 530d, which looks like […]
I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a reliable cape town panel beater and I honestly think I’ve struck gold. Sorry, WE’VE struck gold! Ok, I had this […]
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A PANEL BEATER IN CENTRAL CAPE TOWN – CLICK HERE. MENTION 2OCEANSVIBE FOR A DISCOUNT I’m giving these guys a punt because they were put onto me by a friend and proceeded to totally and utterly blow me away. Everyone knows that the entire 2oceansvibe network has NEVER had a […]
Good morning, my beautiful angels. It is Monday. I’m feeling edgy. We’re gonna kick off with this and take it easy… FAIL [thanks john]
I received the following email from a 2oceansvibe reader about a particularly sad site on Ocean View Drive. Shame, poor sod Hey Seth, Check out these two photos… As you can see from the 1st pic, some poor dude’s garage burnt down. The house is on Ocean View drive as you come out of […]
So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care […]
Spotted at car parking (selbourne) boom of Lifestyle Centre on Kloof Street Whoever did that deserves a gold star. BANG! – on their forehead. [thanks andy]
The Fruit Farmer sent me a beautiful story today, about Johannesburg, written by Top Gear personality, Jeremy Clarkson following his recent visit to our beautiful shores. Clarky This, from The Times online: I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softiesIt’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how […]
Spotted this incredible vibe on Blacknote’s website. The Perana Z-One South African Built, Zagato Bodied and Corvette Powered This, originally from Jalopnik: We’re still waiting for the full press release, but here’s what we know  the Perana Z-one is the first fruits of a collaboration between Milanese coachbuilders Zagato and a […]
Spotted outside The Bay Hotel in Camps Bay. From afar On closer inspection Jesus certainly does save! And then he went and blew his savings on a Ferrari! Nice work, JC! This, sent in by Lotte E: Hi Seth I can’t remember if this one has been on 2Oceans yet. Picked up […]
I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]
Quite a vibe, this one was sent in and makes the grade. Perhaps the car was bought as a gift on the proviso that the buyer could choose the numberplate for the recipient? Or do you think someone chose that for themselves? Either way, it’s effing funny. good – PASS Thanks to the […]
Surely this is the best one? Whahahaha! See what I did there? BEST 1 WP – so I said, “Surely this must be the best one .” And then you thought I meant it would just be like a clever numberplate. But then you checked it and the ACTUAL words were “BEST 1!” […]
Dave V sent this in, asking what I was up to in the ‘burbs. Come on. You know that’s not me. Although I do have some Irish blood, I’m not from Ireland.
I’m a big fan of the colour pink and don’t mind splashing my vibe with a little bit here and there. Like the odd pink shirt, or pink socks. I must say, I don’t have any pink jocks. Do Calvin Klein make pink boxers/briefs for guys? Mum, could we investigate that please? Ta. Now, much […]
I enjoyed this little moment of humour. Clearly a mom or girlfriend? of a Butlers driver – there was clearly not enough time on hand to remove the sign and this is the result. A very rare sighting of a chick driving a Butlers Pizza delivery vehicle. One large Regina, coming up! Here’s […]
See what they did here? 110% ANAL Very good. They sell them (and many other hilarious signs) at that shop next to Miss K in Green Point, by the way. What, you haven’t been to Miss K !? [muffled laughter] Christ, that’s emboerrissing..
Obama’s ride: Just 1. Nothing else. No CA. No DC. Just 1. Respect! [thanks michael]
Last week we stumbled upon THIS GUY using his car as an advertising platform by displaying FIVE photos of himself on the exterior of the vehicle. At the end of that article I mentioned an old article I published with another guy who had has face printed on his car. I couldn’t find it and […]
This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work! Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” […]
Please enjoy The 2009 Mercedes McLaren SLR Stirling Moss taken at the Detroit Auto Show. 2009 Mercedes McLaren SLR Stirling Moss “Based on the SLR Roadster, the Stirling Moss features carbon fiber bodywork wrapping an SLR722-supplied 650-hp supercharged 5.5-liter V8 mated to a five-speed auto. As with the SLR722, the Stirling Moss can […]
This little clip was taking by security cameras in a dealership in Hatfield (I’m guessing Pretoria??). The young lady driving the car got her license two days earlier and is seen here driving her car out of the dealership a couple months back. I have a feeling you’ll enjoy this. It almost feels like you’re […]
It’s all about how you package yourself. You got to start thinking about Brand YOU . Take Sunny here, for example. He’s taken it to the next level. And not only has he put a picture on the side of his car, he’s put FIVE. Different styles, different gestures. All saying one thing, “I’m flexible […]
A buddy of mine has the Audi R8 and I must admit, I’m pretty damn impressed. It’s quite radical when it comes to everything from handling, to power and overall design; God knows it’s won numerous awards. Prada on the other hand has never failed to impress me. I’ve got a couple pairs of shoes […]
I was cruising around Jalopnik the other day and found a list of various celebrities and the cars they drive. Judging by how bored you are, I thought you might enjoy! Click each celebrity below hard in the face to reveal a picture of them with their car. I must say, Nic Cage and Simon […]
We’ve brought you a pant load of number plate articles and we’re getting what I call “license-lash” when you’ve seen too many stupid numberplates and you can’t do any more. Unless, of course, they’re EXCEPTIONAL . Unless they’re BEYOND human thought. You’ll remember (here, here, here, here and here) my main issue being about people […]