Audi has found a way to make every car trip better by ensuring that you sail through a stretch of green traffic lights.
A very unsatisfied customer is pulling out all the stops on social media to get retribution from Audi, after his car suddenly went up in flames.
Car brands love to throw shade at one another, so you can bet there are more than a few people chuckling about this one.
The conmen of this world are an interesting breed – and when they get found out, the wrath of the victims is daunting.
The picture you are looking at was posted to Facebook on Sunday by Ilka Dunne. While booked in to the Northcliff Audi branch, her car was involved in an accident that has led to it being written off. How exactly this happened is a story we’d still love to hear!
This past weekend, Audi made automotive history when their E-Tron became the first hybrid car to win the the world’s biggest auto-racing endurance event, the 24-hour LeMans.
On this week’s edition of Car Vibe, Ciro can’t get enough of the Audi R8. Over the course of a few days in the front seat, our long-suffering correspondent was subjected to marriage proposals, business proposals, relentless cell phone texts, paparazzi hoards, and endless shouts of, “Rev it, bru! Rev it!”
This is a cautionary tale. You get new hair, and your life will change. This is the news: Jacques Kallis crashed his Audi R8 (excellent taste, JK) supercar into his neighbour’s gate at 02h30 this morning. Now let it be known, hair implants will increase your self-confidence to dangerous levels.
You have never seen feet dance on pedals like this before – Walter Rohrl driving the Audi Quattro – people flying out of the way!
And the awesome background tune!
You HAVE to watch this! Exclamation mark!
To do it right you need some essential skills. For me, my “skill set” is pretty vast, to say the least. To begin with, I’m pretty quick off the mark. I beat Craig Lorden (The Lord) in a foot race in London a few years ago, and Craig is well known for his pace. I […]
Yesterday’s story about the secret businessman who had a dream and went to Table Mountain to gave his Audi R8 to two car guards, has become the talk of the town. With this morning’s e-TV revelations that he also gave away his house, we simply must find out more! 2oceansvibe got hold of a telephone […]
No, I am not spicing you. The unidentified man bought the car (and Audi R8) in December (probably from Audi Centre Cape Town) for around R1.4m and reckons that he had a dream, telling him to come to Table Mountain. So he rocks up at the mountain, asks the car guards who has drivers licenses […]
Living the holiday.. Snow monkeys: Japanese Macaques Living The Holiday – In sub-zero temperatures, Japanese macaques soak in the warmth of a volcanic hotspring at Jigokudani (Hell’s Valley) in Nagano Province, Japan – the only known place in the world where monkeys bathe in natural hot springs. You can even watch them live on a […]
In November I alerted you about the Seth Rotherham feature in the ELLE Magazine. I didn’t publish it in full on these pages, as the magazine was still in circulation. It is now off the shelves and has coincidentally become one of their most successful issues ever. Weird.. especially with that issue of YOU Magazine […]
Yesterday I “tweeted” something about the magical road that transports you from the new Green Point circle (next to the stadium) directly to the Waterfront (the preferred back entry near the Radisson hotel). There is no easier route to get to the Waterfront. Even if I was driving into town from the N2, I would […]
President Jacob Zuma and his new bride share the first dance Your President Got Married Yesterday – Whilst press were apparently barred from attending Jay Z’s wedding yesterday, The Guardian did a fine job collecting a series of photographs from the event. Including Zuma dancing, and falling and all kinds of general tomfoolery. [guardian] Johnson […]
This photo was taken by a friend of a friend in Durban. It seems the driver of the vehicle fancies himself as a gangster rapper, as you will notice he has superimposed his own picture in and amongst those of famous hard-core gangster rappers. On his car’s back windshield, no less. Click image to enlarge. […]
I feel quite bad that I chilled at Pearl Valley until just before the concert. It kills me that we drove in at the last minute and got VIP parking and grabbed a beer before being escorted to the Heineken VIP tent and then into the Golden Circle. I genuinely do feel bad. CLICK HERE […]
I wasn’t really sure what to expect when I visited the Reddam House Grade 7’s yesterday at 08h45. That will probably explain why I was tweeting you so many awesome photographs (here and here) this morning as I made my way from The Safe House to Reddam House Private School in Sea Point. Reddam House […]
Marisa Miller shows as the “Fantasy Bra” Victoria’s Secret unveils $3 million diamond bra – It’s called the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy bra and was designed by Italian jewelry house, Damiani. Looking at the picture, the fantasy is all there, but I don’t know how fantastic it will be after I buy it and Marisa is […]
There’s no “dicking” around in Jozi when it comes to the cops and the way they “roll.” In a move than can only be described as “larney,” the boys in blue have gone for Mercs as their vehicle of choice. Check this shit out: Hah! Don’t you just LOVE the name of the unit? PROTOCAL […]
Tiger Woods’s Facial Injuries Were Not From a Car Accident – Unless you’re calling his wife a car? Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. And now the cops have issued a […]
I must admit I’ve been dying to do Fantastic Racing for a while now and when Cape Town Tourism invited me to a day at Killarney (same place I did the Audi Advanced Driving Course the other day) racing around in single seater racing cars, well, I couldn’t resist! This is what I found upon […]
I heard the news last week and, to be honest, I needed some time to let it sink in. I was emailed the news before I left the Safe House that day. Later on I heard it on the radio and then The Muse told me that she (a VW owner) had received a sms […]
I’m a sucker for Audi as it is, and, with this video using the same car as one of mine, the Audi TT, I simply HAD to show it to you! It’s pretty mind blowing.. Radical! This, from their website: You can make a robotic car, and you can make a robotic car — and […]
We have only recently been made aware of this con that is going on around town and are not sure how long it has been going on for. It appears that someone is trying to impersonate one of 2oceansvibe’s leading Characters, “G-MAN.” The first incident came in the comments section of the infamous Portofino article. […]
I attended a full day at the Audi High Performance Driving Course at Killarney race track in Cape Town. I don’t know if it was because of that speeding fine I got, but my boys at Audi Centre Cape Town felt I couldn’t carry on driving the R8 or the TT without attending the course. […]
Not sure if you know, but we had a really tough day yesterday.. Camps Bay’s exclusive “Bali Bay” Camps Bay beach yesterday – fine! I spotted the new Audi A5 convertible cruising around Oooooh! I’ll be honest – I’m tempted.. I think I might pay a visit to Audi Centre Cape Town! Night night.. […]
Swimsuit model Miranda Kerr – holding balloons This picture kind of relates to the first headline 6-year-old “Balloon Boy” found alive after “floating away” in helium balloon – After scouring northern Colorado by foot and air, frantically chasing a Mylar balloon for miles and repeatedly interviewing his big brother, authorities ended the search for 6-year-old […]
It’s that time of the month again. The time I wade through the GARBAGE that you send me and select some true genius pieces of rubbish and publish them here for all to see. Then I can wipe it all off my desktop and start anew. We’ll kick off with this one, which I think […]