Wow, very spicy vibe we have here. Whilst bizarre happenings and events within the greater Sea Point region are commonplace, this one must come within the top five! Seems like someone had QUITE an evening! Sent in from Talya G: Hey Seth, Seems someone was very very drunk last week, there is now […]
I don’t need to fluff this one up for you. It sells itself. Enjoy this email I received from Greg H: Please enjoy the numberplate Sup Seth, God – somedays he blesses us with something like this..! It was a CT summer day and a mate and I were enjoying some herb in […]
Andrew R sent this to The Marketer who, in turn, sent it on to me. What happens from there is that I immediately think of YOU and I put together this little article so that you can enjoy with me. You like that? Ja, I bet you do. Going Going GONE! Very cool. My […]
This incredible shot was sent in today by Mark C, showing the view of Cape Town from the Tygerberg region (home to De Grendel wines). Quite something! An ocean of cloud God only knows what is going on under that blanket!
Ex-pat Brian V sent this in from the City of Angels. Hey Seth, Clever, this dude put a smile on my face, recognized my accent and earned a couple bucks 🙂 Brian V Very cool. When we do find life out there it won’t be easy for the aliens to keep a straight […]
Spotted in Cape Town, seemingly with reference to the global SWINE FLU outbreak and its possible spread in and around the Cape Flats. Oh dear me. We seriously need to work on our spelling guys. Are you aware that one word can change the story completely? And are you aware that two words […]
Keeper of the faith, Doug W, sent in the following disturbing cautionary scrawl written on the wall of the KFC drive-through, in the Rosmead area of Harfield/Kenilworth. Seth, Hanging off the backend of a bender – myself and the missus were looking for a KFC, something to soak up the booze! Anyway, not feeling […]
This just in. Having spent some time in my youth in Pinelands, it always cuts me deep when I hear bad stories to do with the once sleepy hollow. I was having a great day today, between working on the movie script and some down time at Caprice – before I received this email and […]
Shilpa Shetty joins the other Schleb Plebs – celebrities who mingle with the plebs! Spotted at the V&A Waterfront during the IPL fever! Shilpa Shetty gets her size on Sent in by Christine P from splashpr.co.za Nice.
Ok, it’s not just about her divorce, but she is going through one. I’m told on good authority that she is a 28 year old “smoking hot” white Capetonian, working in the city bowl who swears and takes sleeping pills. Right up your alley, perhaps? The website is called This Is The Life (TITL) and […]
Benni McCarthy was spotted at Caprice. This, from Chris : Benni McCarthy Surrounded by his homeboys Pic at Good ol Cappers no doubt. Some Twat had his finger on the lens if you could get one of your photo shop angels to sort it out. Benni can’t get him here to play for our […]
Phillip W sent this in, asking the question, “Is this the TBG ?” (Tall Blonde Guy) Before signing off, he did mention that he doubted that the TBG would sit in traffic. Another pretender Unaware that without an aura or glow no one would ever believe he was The TBG Exactly right, Phillip, […]
Not sure if you caught this wonderful little spot of rural graffiti. Just after the recent Table Mountain fires (here), there were a few spots in the Zonnebloem area which weren’t burnt. some of them were circles. Like this one below. Which someone drew on a smily face in the middle of the night! […]
Oh God [wipes eyes, emotional] I tell you, it’s the little things that make me love this place so much. Maybe I should be spending more time in Woodstock? Because if there are pearlers like this to be had, I may never need to leave. The Obama Haircut – perfected in Woodstock, Cape Town […]
Zinedine Zidane was spotted at V&A Waterfront’s The Greek Fisherman on Friday. This, from Tony L: Zinedine “Zizou” Zinade Spotted at The Greek Fisherman ‘Sup Seth, Had a mean lunch at the Greek Fisherman at the waterfront today. Zidane decided to make an appearance with his whole family. Oh please note the Mythos beer […]
I took a double take, nay, a triple take this weekend as I browsed through the property section of the Weekend Argus. The first thing that jumped out of the Vineyard Estates page was the fact that the estate agent featured for the one property had a superimposed bow-tie on. How bizarre, I thought to […]
This fellow can be found at Vida e in Camps Bay. I enjoy him. Soso Unlike his coffe (which is amazing), his name is “Soso .” No, I am not spicing you. I just hope that when people ask him what his name is, he holds out his hand flat and, before they […]
I didn’t want to get into this, as it is clearly a publicity stunt of sorts, but the emails don’t seem to be stopping and I simply have to say SOMETHING about it. I’m talking about this “National Skirt Extension Project” thing that is being advertised everywhere. So check it out. Here are the ads […]
“Kudos” obsessives will definitely give the audacious driver of this Vespa “kudos” for his/her parking ON Camps Bay beach . It is SO brazen, SO radical and SO brilliantly rude, that we should do nothing but stand and applaud. In the words of Montell Jordan.. “THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!” Stand up from […]
It had to happen. After many years of stoned Capetonian antics and the general “park anywhere” mentality, The V&A Waterfront security team have had enough and are now, surprisingly, clamping vehicles who park “in the middle of nowhere.” “Middle of nowhere” parking is now an offence“Oh my God! It’s like you can’t do ANYTHING […]
What is this, kindergarten? It seems we can no longer communicate using words and the latest vibe for leaders of the world is to pull faces. This stunning comparison, showing the covers of today’s Cape Times and Business Day broadsheets, is case in point. The Dalai Lama pretends to be the devil Whilst JZ […]
Imagine catching this little fire hydrant sign while you’re having a bad day. Fire hydrant humour – right up there.. It’s so perfectly done. I want it inside me. [thanks fergus]
Those of you who know and understand the orgasmic flavoursome proportions of Rotherham-diet-approved Daim (also called “Dime” in some countries) chocolates, have probably been sharing the pain that has been running through my body for the last few months. I had a fix for a while, after receiving this incredible bag of mini-Daims from Los […]
Playing “Home Wrecker.” The sound is appalling, but you need to see the vibe – 5,000 poeple, Sunday night at Kirstenbosch, angels EVERYWHERE! Two words – Sic k! [thanks charl]
Hmm, I see 2oceansvibe regular highlight (here and here), Lyndall Jarvis, has hit the cover of the latest FHM. Good work, Jarvis! Jarvis hits FHM!In stores NOW! I had a little peep and I’m absolutely FINE with the spread! So, if you want to see Lyndall Jarvis in her underwear, I’d advise you […]
Loyal readers will know that 2oceansvibe has been going for seven years now and with that comes a certain level of trust – not only from the readers, but from Google as well. Seth has always maintained his integrity with regards to the brands he works with and if a brand he believes in/uses (paid […]
I got these pics in the middle of the night. Taken at 1am this morning by 2oceansvibe reader, Matt C. For those of you who don’t know the ways of the mountain, Devil’s Peak is the peak on the left of Table Mountain, just above the Tampon Towers. Devil’s Peak, above the Tampon TowersWithout […]
Hey team! Wow, it’s been quite a hectique day. Just drove back from Plett and, along the way, found out that 2oceansvibe, she was broken. Various sms’s and one knee-driving skills came into play, as The Insurance Broker fed me droewors (pretend there are deeltekens back there), so that I could tend to the problem […]
Why is this sign in my life? You shouldn’t be wearing them in the first place Unless you work in a kitchen? Do you work in a kitchen? I see.. At least they know they’re dangerous to use on escalators. It will only be in a few decades time (when children are born to lifetime […]
Jeepers Hudders, some of the okes with properties near The Lookout Deck have done PARTICULARLY well. These houses were once ON the Lookout Deck parking lot, but now, thanks to global warming and excessive flooding (which washed away the entire car park) they have their own private beaches! Shame Small increase in property value […]