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Spotted Around Town
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CURES EVERYTHING EXCEPT DEATH
28 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character, Six Figures, sent in this beautiful vibe: Seth, See attached, a small Indian guy in Singapore has the cure for every disease in the world. You’d have to think that if you got that close then you would probably hold out the formal announcement of your discovery until you tick off “death” as […]
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MINKI SPOTTED WITH GARETH CLIFF LOOKALIKE
14 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 27 Comments
I’ll be honest, I do feel slightly bad that I refused the advancements of young Minki van der Westhuizen, a few weeks back – when she was tweeting about being a Weather Girl etc. Had I known she would have been resorting to this kind of behaviour, I certainly would have made an exception and […]
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THE INCREDIBLE PRAWN
12 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The 2oceansvibers out there show their support in all sorts of ways. Some of them just drop an email from time to time, saying how much they enjoy the vibe, whilst others prefer to stalk and ask weird questions in public. Either way, I’ve got nothing but love for you, baby! But then you get […]
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HOW IS THIS JOURNALIST’S NAME POSSIBLE?
26 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Surely not? It’s.got.to.be.a.joke?! Seriously – are you winding me up? [source : timesuk] [thanks brendon]
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CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
26 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
We spot some awesome individuals driving around in Cape Town and some of my favourites are those who populate the back shelves of their cars with fluffy toys. Some of them have a couple stuffed animals, whilst others are prone to entertaining all seven dwarves. Then the more hard core have literally an entire population […]
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CAN I GET…
16 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
We may have a problem, people. If you go to the South African Google home page and start typing the words “Can I get,” you will notice the predictive search phrase options begin to appear beneath the search box into which you type. Given that these solutions/results are ranked according to the topic’s popularity, I […]
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YOU AND YOUR EX ON THE SIDE OF A TRUCK – NOT IDEAL
15 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I was leaving my Saturday morning session with Bob Skinstad at KFM, when I noticed a truck offloading some goods. The side of the truck had a man and a woman advertising a brand of mattress. They were in a state of undress and it was very clear that this couple were on the verge […]
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HOT CHICKS GET PREFERENTIAL PARKING AT THE WATERFRONT
12 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
If you’re a babe then you’re about to find parking a whole lot easier at the V&A Waterfront! And if you’re a minger, you better hope you’ve got a child with you, otherwise you’re gonna have to park at the back. Check out the new markings at the V&A Waterfront: BEWARE.. “Sorry madam, but we’re […]
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WHO NEEDS ACTUAL TYRES?
11 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Harders sent in this beautiful pic taken very recently. You’ll notice how a hose pipe can very easily be used as a tyre. What’s going on here? Oh hello! Absolutely brilliant! Not a bad idea at all – especially with the price of tyres these days – I may well do the same thing. Although, […]
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LUNATIC WOMAN AT CAVENDISH SQUARE
09 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 27 Comments
So I was leaving Cavendish Square on Friday after a thoroughly enjoyable Chunky Chicken Wrap at Sumo, which was preceeded by an awesome session Guest Speaking to the UCT Business Science Honours students. A good day, all in all.. That was until I drove out of the Cavendish Square car park. I joined the spiral […]
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LAST NIGHT’S LIGHTNING – IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW
08 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s all coming back It’s all coming back to me now There were moments of gold And there were flashes of light There were things we’d never do again But then they’d always seemed right There were nights of endless pleasure It was more than all your laws allow Baby, baby, baby Last night’s lightning […]
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“AMMO MOBILE MONEY” BLASTS ONTO THE SCENE
05 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
“Living the holiday” is more than just chilling out at the beach, it’s about engaging with pre-approved people and companies who don’t add stress to your life. … So back to the story, I was approached by a company called Ammo a few weeks ago with a mobile payment solution they have developed, allowing you to pay for goods and services with your PHONE.
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VIRGIN ACTIVE WILL TURN A BLIND EYE TO GAY SEX IN THE LOOS. BUT ONLY A FEW TIMES.
01 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 19 Comments
Virgin Active seems to be having a problem with blowjobs “lewd conduct” in their men’s changing room toilets. Given that the changing rooms are single-sex, they are clearly referring to gay physical one-on-one activity. Something which has become such a problem that there are now signs up in an attempt to control the growing trend. […]
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THE POMS GET INTO THE SA 2010 VIBE
17 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It’s too funny, watching them carry on. Make no mistake, I love the Brits – some of them. Some of them I can’t stand. But for the most part I just like watching them. I like watching a lot of people, truth be told. Obviously watching norms is far more entertaining than watching non-norms. I […]
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BOB SKINSTAD ARRESTED – IN JAIL [VIDEO]
15 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
We have just learnt that 2oceansvibe Character, Bob Skinstad (TV/Radio personality and former Springbok Rugby Captain) has ben arrested. Bob Skinstad arrested at KFM studios, Cape Town The following footage was sent in (wait for black square and circle to appear. Then wait for circle to stop spinning. Then press play) : Having problems? Try […]
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SLOW DOWN – IT’S CAPE TOWN
10 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Seriously, just chill out.. Spotted Outside “Fire & Ice” Hotel, Cape Town I like that. They should have more of those – signs that remind us to live the holiday. I’d like a sign on my head that says, “No meetings unless absolutely necessary.” Or “Are you positive that can’t be done over email?” Or […]
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THE MAYOR’S NEW CAR
05 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Spotted around town.. The Mayor – keeps it simple.. Very cool.. [thanks sox]
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BAKERS BISCUITS ENTERS THE ADULT SEX FOODS MARKET
04 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
Bakers Biscuits, a South African favourite who have provided non-risque snacks and food products since 1851, are tweaking their previously conservative brand strategy and are diversifying into the more provocative adult foods market. In a surprise move, Bakers have launched a new sexually suggestive line of snacks which allude to male genitalia. With new ranges […]
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ANOTHER CAR GOES OFF THE EDGE NEAR LLANDUDNO
26 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 19 Comments
These guys might want to address whatever it is that is making cars swim, instead of drive. This morning’s incident was very similar and in nearly the same spot as the one that occurred eight days ago (here). Here are pics of this morning’s plummet. Good grief! I hope everyone is ok.. Seriously guys, what’s […]
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SATAN PRAWNS IN VENEZUELA
25 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
We have documented proof from all over the world, of prawns wearing their cycling helmets indoors. Venezuela is no different, my friends. Just because you go abroad, doesn’t mean these attacks will stop. This recent account from a 2oceansviber tells a sad tale, as we witness the carnage occurring across the globe. When will it […]
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THE DAILY VOICE KNOWS ITS TARGET MARKET
22 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Spotted around town earlier this week. God I love this place. [thanks martin]
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“THE SURFER” NAILS IT AGAIN AND WINS IOL COMPETITION
21 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character “The Surfer” (turned surf photographer), AKA Anthony Fox, has nailed it again with his fish like skills behind the camera. Not that fish are good at taking photographs, but because he is usually in the middle of a wave with a board coming towards his nose as he snaps the shots! His gallery […]
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“THE TIMES” BRINGS SOCIAL MEDIA JARGON ONTO THE STREETS
21 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
In case you missed the headline board on the roads last week. The Times seem to be finding their sign boards just as restrictive as SMS and Twitter – making use of the acronym “LOL,” which, as you may well be aware of, stands for Laugh Out Loud. They want you to know that they’re […]
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WIMPY – OLD SCHOOL
20 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
The biggest burger cost you R3.15 in 1983. But enjoy this, 11 years earlier it cost 40c! Or try a three-egg omelette for 60c – gimmie a break! Take a trip down memory lane and recall your road-trips with the family – when you used to go “up-country” to visit your relatives. Wimpy was part […]
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CAR GOES OVER THE EDGE OF VICTORIA ROAD – LLANDUDNO END
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Pretty radical vibe going on over the edge of Victoria Road today. We received the following shot this morning from intrepid 2oceansvibe Character and model/athlete/stock brokerphoto-journalist, The Dude. A car goes off Victoria Road Which was followed by these very fresh photo’s taken over lunch time. This, from 2oceansviber, Jane C : Howzit! These pics […]
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GET MARRIED, STOP SMOKING, WIN AT THE CASINO, REMOVE BAD SPELLS
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
He has it all, old “Ali”. The “Herbalist of the Year 2009,” we are told. And my GOD is he skilled! There are simply too many skills to mention. He’ll increase your penis size and make sure you win in court! “No matter what stage” of the court proceedings, he goes on to say. This […]
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MISSING DOG – “COME IN, MOSCOW”
14 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Please, dear God, do not see this as the start of a trend. We do NOT post lost dog ads on 2oceansvibe. But I just thought the rareness of receiving a lost dog ad in my inbox would be enough reason for this “one-off.” It’s very “niche,” don’t you think? And I am SO niche […]
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IT JUST TAKES ONE
13 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
2oceansvibe’s disdain for cycling fraternity’s need to expose their balls (especially when there are children around) and wear their cycling helmets in and around public retail outlets is well documented. It comes as a surprise to see that surfers are falling into the same public disgrace trap. SURFERS! Of all people! I was under the […]
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WHAT GOES AROUND…
12 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Incredible phrases and names on our local taxi’s have always amused me. Classics like “Dance with my father” and “Good luck to those who hate me” will be remembered forever. So will this one, I’m sure, as we witness the beauty of misunderstood and/or misspelt phrases being printed on taxis – always funny. Awesome.. Seriously, […]
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“TEAM WATSON” GIVES IN TO THE CHARMS OF SPRINGBOK CAPTAIN, JOHN SMIT
23 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Yesterday we brought you images of the gang of individuals stalking Springbok Captain, John Smit, at every book signing that he goes to (for the launch of his new book – “Captain in the Cauldron.“ They were up in arms over some things that were said in John’s book and have been following him around […]
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