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Spotted Around Town
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Prawn Spotted In Media24′s Reception
02 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Spotting a prawn in full attire with a helmet on, in a public place, will alarm even the most relaxed individual. But imagine how it felt for Nick H, as he wandered through Media24’s reception area and was presented with THIS! In his own workplace! Poor thing. The irony of the ‘No Firearms’ sign (a […]
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Spotted At ‘Checkers’ Staff Entrance
25 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Living in the Cape comes with many bonuses, not least of being some of our local population’s tradition of knocking out their front teeth. Personally, I think it’s very sexy . But besides from that, it seems a lot of our population are missing more than just their front teeth. This sign was spotted at […]
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Rest Assured Your Car Is In Good Hands
10 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Spotted in Camps Bay this morning. What a stunning day.. Remember you can check out all the tweets going on within the vibe on 2oceansvibe’s Twitter stream HERE.
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Sea Point Spar Selling The Ass Of A Muffin
01 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was not aware that muffin’s had an ass, let alone a tail, or any other body part for that matter. Sure, humans do get ‘muffin top’ when their jeans are too tight, but I had never imagined it the other way around. Nonetheless, the Spar on Regent Road, Sea Point seem to be ahead of all of us and are now selling just the ass part of a muffin. Amazing!
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Protection of Information Bill
28 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA – 27 October 2010: Shereen Barnes joined hundreds of protestors and members of the media in a march from Kaizergracht to Parliament to protest against the proposed Protection of Information Bill and the setting up of media tribunal in Cape Town, South Africa on 27 October 2010. Protestors also marched to […]
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Phillip Is So Hotz Right Now – Papa Smurf Mania Hits Cape Town
14 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
There was much excitement the other day after we posted a picture of the man who is affectionately known as ‘Papa Smurf.’ He was dominating Rocking The Daisies at the time, and since then we have received a deluge of emails and pics. So we thought we would jump on board the P-Train and give you a whole lot of this Cape Town legend. After the jump.
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Basejumping Off Chapmans Peak [VIDEO]
07 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Can your brain even compute that headline? I mean seriously, WTF? And you know what kind of basejumping they’re doing? It’s not the one where they jump and pull the wire immediately – no, no – it’s the one where they wear a bat-suit, fly down the face of the mountain for a while and THEN they pull the wire. Insane! Check out the video!
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CLEVER ADVERTISING IN CAPE TOWN FOR THE NEW MERCEDES BENZ SLS AMG
31 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It takes a lot to impress the tribal council, here at the 2oceansvibe Lair, and we have to give it to the people who worked on this bit of Mercedes Benz exposure. Check it out – spotted in Cavendish Square: Something wrong with that picture, right? Remove the car, and this is what you get: […]
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ROBERT MUGABE, IS THAT YOU?
04 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Check this Roller with Zim plates and the number “1” spotted in Sandton.. Mugabe? Is that how Bob *ahem* rolls..? I reckon it might be. I love the way it doesn’t need any other digits or letters – as if it is the first car in the world. All it has is a little Zim […]
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WHO DECIDES TAXI NAMES?
03 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Some people want to know what happens when we die. Personally, I think there are far more pressing issues at hand. Like, WHO comes up with the names on the back of taxis? I’m not kidding – this is important shit. I really think these back window messages have been sent to test me. Not […]
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HALLE BERRY SPOTTED IN SIMON’S TOWN
01 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Intrepid 2oceansvibers, Uwe Auer, sent in these pics he took of Hollywood actress and Oscar winner Halle Berry. They were taken in Simon’s Town, while filming her new movie “Dark Tide.” You can find out about her new movie here. More pics after the jump.
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SPOTTED AT THE GRAND ON THE BEACH
22 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Just cruising over the sand in funny shoes. It’s one thing taking off your helmets (ta) but, let’s face it, that doesn’t make it ok.. Not ideal – taking your overseas guests for a lunch and exposing them to a pair of balls on a sunny weekend. Or your kids – let’s not forget about […]
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IT’S BACK BABY! THE CAPRICE 2 FOR 1 BURGER SPECIAL!
21 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
For those of you new to the concept – let me first fill you in on the Dreamy Burger. This following excerpt was taken from last year’s burger special announcement: I remember when my all time favourite Caprice waitress, Justine, first described the Dreamy Burger to me. It was something to do with a slab […]
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VIRGIN ACTIVE CONTINUES BATHROOM SEX INNUENDOS
20 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Not content with public notices blatantly confirming they will turn a blind eye to gay sex in the bathrooms, Virgin Active are taking the sexual innuendo messages even further. This time they are encouraging members to strip naked and help the “drainage” problem they’re having. The notice requests members to “bare” with them. Virgin Active […]
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CULTURE CLASSICS – SPOTTED ON THE STREETS
19 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Well with Mel Gibson’s latest rage and George Michael smashing his Range rover into a shop, pissed, one can only be impressed with these quick-off-the-mark thinkers. This, sent in by Nick W, which his mate took and sent him – taken at the very Snappy Snaps outlet which George Michael crashed into. the damage is […]
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“FAT BOOTH” iPHONE APP – NOW THIS IS GOOD!
28 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
There are a lot of iPhone apps out there and, as much as I would like to focus on all of them, my attention has been fully diverted to the new kid on the my block, the iPad. By the way, did I tell you that I subscribed to 12 issues of Wallpaper magazine for […]
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24 APOLLO WAY KICKS OFF SA’S GOOGLE STREET VIEW HILARITIES
23 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I featured the all new Google Maps Street View vibe the other day (on the iPad nogal), and, whilst I was able to show you some of 2oceansvibe’s favourtie landmarks, I’ve been DYING to get some roadside funnies captured by the Google Street View cameras. Finally, 24 Apollo Road in Ocean View, just outside Kommetjie, […]
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MY KIND OF CYCLIST
14 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
People think I’m against ALL cyclists. Not true. It’s just the dicks I don’t enjoy. The guys who wear their helmets whilst dining at the table next to me. The 60 year old men who look like the aliens from District 9 (hence their nickname “prawns”) clearly exposing their balls under a thin layer of […]
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BAFANA BAFANA “UNITED WE STAND” 2010 MARCH IN SANDTON – MAYHEM!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Bafana Frenzy – “Let them bring their Mexican wave – we will bring vuvuzelas!” was the war cry of nearly 185000 South African fans who lined the streets of Johannesburg yesterday in support of Bafana Bafana. In return for the massive support shown them, the national squad vowed to play not only for former president […]
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KELLY BROOK ON CAMPS BAY BEACH AHEAD OF PLAYBOY SPREAD [+VIDEO]
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Kelly Brook was in Cape town recently for a FHM World Cup shoot. Dressed in nothing but a bikini, these still shots and video give us an idea of what to expect when she does her upcoming Playboy spread, which will earn her $500,000. Not a bad pay day.. Kelly Brook enjoys lions Check it […]
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CLIFTON IN 1900
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
A 2oceansviber sent me a PDF of what must be the most comprehensive pack of old Cape Town photos ever. We’ve all seen those shots from the 50’s and 60’s, but it’s not often you see shots from 1900! Check out Clifton: Clifton, Cape Town – circa 1900 Pretty sick, hey? There are literally HUNDREDS […]
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“ALSO WE TEND TO SMOKE SOME OF THE GREEN” – AWESOME NEW GUMTREE AD!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Much like the hilarities found on Craiglist classifieds websites around the world, our very own online classifieds website, Gumtree, has been known to give us the odd corker from time to time. Take this ad, for example: Hello, So firstly; this room is only available for a female. Sorry guys; it’s already two of us […]
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THE SMASHED FERRARI QUOTE – JOHANNESBURG
01 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
They say the sight of a smashed up Ferrari can break a man. This may be true, but I think the sight of a repair bill can be even worse. Especially for a big accident. Especially when it’s a Ferrari. Like this Ferrari, for example: 1 X whoopsie That was sent in by a few […]
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SUPER ULTRA-HIGH-DEF IMAGE OF NEWLANDS RUGBY GROUND – FIND YOURSELF IN THE CROWD!
28 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Were you there on the day they shot this? Or maybe your girlfriend was, with another guy? Or maybe your boyfriend said he was using his spare season ticket to take a friend. Which friend exactly did he take? Not that we should turn this into something sinister! It’s just completely amazing technology they are […]
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ASS GOOD ASS IT GETS
27 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Ass-flavoured foods and ass themed products and services have really taken off over the past year. We have thoroughly enjoyed documenting the rise of this incredible vibe, which is looking more and more like something established, rather than the initial fad we thought it was. Take Toilet Duck, for example – I mean how long […]
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“THE STIG” LEARNER DRIVER
26 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Fans of Top Gear will get the appeal of a numberplate that suggests the driver is “The Stig” – the mysterious test driver from the hit TV series, whose identity has never been fully revealed. There’s only one problem with this picture: Learner Stig Oh, the irony. [thanks steve]
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EPPING MACHINERY IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW
20 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Marriott Machinery has it core business in buying, restoring and reselling used machines. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be sexy! Derek Marriott and a few of his *cough* staff took us on a guided tour of their plant. Oh, it’s in Epping, Cape Town (no spice). I tell you what, if I was ever […]
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THE NOMU “TOUCH ME ON MY POSTER” COMPETITION IS COMING ALONG NICELY
12 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
What an incredible response we’ve had so far to the NoMU Touch Me On My Poster competition. A number of the 2oceansvibers out there managed to decipher the various clues we gave you and got themselves photographed with the poster in question! Well done, gang! Here are a few examples of what we have received […]
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“TOYS ‘R US” BREAKS INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY
12 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
2oceansvibe Character, Baby Jesus, spotted this sign in a local CT Toys ‘R Us store. Seriously now, what is the world coming to? Oh my God! With the recent ass flavour boom that has hit Cape Town and South Africa, it is understandable that Toys R Us would want to get in on the […]
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BLUE BULLS FANS ARE SPECIAL
11 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
So the Stormers are playing the Blue Bulls this weekend at Newlands. It’s all rather exciting and I have no doubt that our boys will take the crown – it’s just a matter of you putting off the positive energy they require to do it! So about a week ago this photograph arrives in my […]
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