The youngest and trashiest of the three Playboy Mansion girls, Kendra, hit the golf course this week and flashed a bit of flesh for the boys. And girls. Great vibe! Almost as great as the guy in the background with the cap on, who seems to have frozen to the spot with his wank bank […]
Never before have I felt more sorry for those of you out there who are unable to play videos over the internet. You know that is a basic human right, righdon’t you? I know that Woolworths head office struggles to get videos and only deals in static things. Like paper and pictures and words. Nonetheless, […]
Here’s a pic of Bar Refaeli taken in St. Tropez this week. DiCaprio has been tapping her, on and off, for over a year now – following his tenure with Gisele Bundchen. Bar Refaeli – supersonic Nice. Good vibe. She should come to Cape Town. She’s been here before, but I’d urge her […]
Christy Turlington, one of the original supermodels (along with the likes of Clauds, Cinds, Linds, Steph, Naoms and Elle) turns 40 next year. Yes, I’m serious. Click the link to check it out. But, more importantly, check this latest pic out. Featured in the latest W magazine. You might remember Gisele featured in the same […]
Giving the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) a run for his money, “Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual” was spotted again, on Friday night. This time just off Hope Street at an indoor bowls party if you don’t mind! You can’t make this shit up. Cape Town’s Spiciest Individual I should also mention that we are in possession […]
A lot of people have been asking where The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) is, as his aura seems to have left Cape Town. It wasn’t long before a new TBG sighting was sent in from over the entire ocean in the UK! That makes perfect sense! Check this out: The TBG. With Child. Dear Seth, […]
Can you believe it!? It’s been OVER A YEAR since a TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting was made at Claremont’s Tiger Tiger – the nightclub that will never say die. Check out this incredible account by Genevieve B, of the moment many people spend a lifetime searching for, but never get to experience. Genevieve B […]
A local company has decided, for one reason or another, to lend me a brand new Audi R8 for a while. The guy called me on Friday and asked if I would mind. I’m usually hesitant to take up these kind of offers, as you don’t know what they want from you in return. But, […]
So I was at this bar the other night.. Don’t you love that classic male intro? “Yeah, so I’m at this bar the other night..” Brilliant! So anyway, I was at this bar the other night ordering a drink. I can’t remember what the drink was (probably French), but this little vixen of a bar […]
What began as a let down, turned into the greatest day ever – Lucky girl! Now these are the stories that really warm my heart. The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy), once again, turning sad people into happy people. The sea of smiles that he leaves in his wake can only be compared to Moses and […]
I went to test drive a bottle of rosé at Caprice this evening. I was expecting something special but, instead, I got the view you see below. I have always been careful not to punish the ill-informed – but then there is another, rather prominent side of me that wants to punish those who suffer […]
We’ve seen a number of embarrassing moments at Caprice, when it comes to the yellow-marked handicapped zone in front of the main entrance. My personal favourite being the time a troop of slicksters emerged from a brand spanking new black Mercedes-Benz. The driver was stopped by another patron as they made their way into the […]
I’m not going to say I’m altogether surprised, but it turns out we have actual proof of some of The TBG‘s powers – namely, that he can cure migraines. I’d say that’s pretty much a given – I mean, for someone who is rumoured to have given sight back to the blind and once even […]
The ever-territorial Glen Beach Locals (GBL) surfing fraternity have laid down yet another stern reminder to outsiders, that surf intrusions of any kind on “this break” will be more than just frowned upon. And a little suggestion to beginners wasting time with their shit – NO KOOKS! And don’t forget it It will […]
I can’t cope! Just listen to this CAREFULLY! It’s like God and The TBG are up to something. Just a couple weeks ago on TBG Day (December 27), one of the 2oceansvibe characters, The UK Showbiz Guy (London’s #1 hit music station, Capital FM’s Johnny Vaughan) was with us in the 2oceansvibe online radio studio […]
A bird in the hand was clearly better than killing two in the bush with one stone for this young lady! My inbox has been involved in a bit of self-mutilation of late and, as a result, this TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting was nearly gone forever! It is quite staggering that a sighting of […]
No, is the answer. There is NO limit to The TBG‘s (Tall Blonde Guy) magic. I am once again without words….. In this most recent mind-boggling TBG sighting, we come a millimeter closer to understanding this romantic symbol of all that is good and stunning in the world. One day he is with God, discussing […]
2007 TBG SIGHTING TURNS INTO PANIC As the great man appears injured I did nothing but scream at the top of my voice when I first saw this picture. “Noooo! Please, dear God, Nooo!!” as I saw images of The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) with blood all over his body. But then I stopped and […]
Can anyone be so incredibly amazing? Sensing that Cape Town was on a TBG high, The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) decided to bless other parts of the globe and was reported to be healing the sick and the weak and spreading general beauty and good-vibes in the East! How does this great idol find the […]
Andrew James sent in the last TBG sighting and mentioned that a few of his colleagues had a group photo with The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). He said they would be sending it in to 2oceansvibe. I forgot about it completely until I received the following email and photograph from The Celebrity MC. It sounds […]
Now these are the kind of TBG sightings that make me melt! A Durban man who does business all over the country and sometimes the world, has finally timed a trip just right – bumping straight into the nation and world’s greatest saviour – The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy)! Take a listen to what happened […]
By all accounts, it seems there is a very real fixed minimum number of nights that your chick demands you spend together, with her, in the week. So when you have a girlfriend, you slowly get whipped into adhering to these sleepover rules. Sometimes without even realising it. Next thing you know, you’re lying about […]
19 July, 2007 TBG SPOTTED AT VIDA E IN GREEN POINT Very chilled Well it’s not our usual kind of TBG sighting, but it’s a sighting nonetheless! It’s from long distance, but there is no mistaking those gorgeous golden locks! His aura is also quite obvious – even from that distance. This, sent in by […]
Lucas R was dragged along to a stranger’s SURPRISE birthday a couple months back by a local friend of his. He had just landed in the country from the UK and thought it would be a good way to make new friends. Little did he know he had landed slap-bang in the middle of an […]
When I first told you about TBG Day (27 December) and the launch of the TBG-shirts, I didn’t tell you the FULL story. Which is surprising. I mean, why wouldn’t I tell you that ALL THE BOYS CAME RIGHT THAT DAY! It’s amazing what a bit of TBG aura can do! Chicks fucking dig it! […]
I’ve been keeping this in for six months. You see, quite some time ago a few of us proclaimed December 27 as “TBG Day”. We felt a day was needed to celebrate and think about everything that is the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). And what better date to choose than that which is only two […]
It is quite a treat for me to be in L.A., surrounded by movie stars, only to receive a brand new sighting from Cape Town of someone who’s fame dwarfs these pretenders around me – The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). As his mystery and seemingly nuclear aura continue to grow every day, another duo manage […]
Pretty moving stuff here. In the latest TBG sighting it seems the great man was present at the last Dirty Skirts gig at Bang Bang. Ever-alert Carl D maximised the moment that was presented before him. The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) looks PARTICULARLY relaxed in this pic. God! Just LOOK at him! Amazing! And to […]
As TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) fever grows exponentially, we see how big the Cape Town icon has become in Jo’burg. Here we see one lucky Audi driver who has managed to secure himself the 918th TBG plate. Enjoy it, my boet. You deserve it. TBG 918 GP