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GOLDFISH IN US KIA COMMERCIAL
04 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care […]
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MY NAME IS
03 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Spotted at car parking (selbourne) boom of Lifestyle Centre on Kloof Street Whoever did that deserves a gold star. BANG! – on their forehead. [thanks andy]
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CAPRICE VOLLEYBALL ON SUNDAY
02 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Another year, another Caprice Volleyball Tournament ! I waltzed down to Camps Bay beach yesterday (Sunday) arvee, in the hope of finding exactly what I did – a THRONG a beautiful bodies, pumping tunes, sweat, sea and sun! Mmm mm! Paraglider included.. Lexi and Barratt Killing it Snaith, Jarvis and Dent Cool band name.. Raad, […]
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PRINCESS MADELEINE ISN’T TOO BAD EITHER
02 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Last week we brought you the heart warming story about Sweden’s Princess Victoria her engagement to her fitness trainer, Daniel. We chatted about how well he had done, given his status as a commoner. That was before we saw Princess Madeleine, her sister, who is even hotter. Check, check, check it out! Bona fide smoker […]
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G-MAN IN GERMAN PAMPERS AD – AS THE DAD!!
02 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
God , I tell you, I was wiping the tears out of my eyes watching this little nugget of joy. It’s a Pampers ad running in Europe and features 2oceansvibe’s very own G-Man – you might remember G recently starred alongside Oscar winner Louis Gossett Junior in a Windhoek ad . That’s just how he […]
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NIC MARAIS ON THE UPCOMING ELECTION
28 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve just received a superb open letter by 2oceansvibe character (“The DJ”) and former KFM morning show DJ, Nic Marais. Nic in his old position as KFM morning show DJ Nic is currently studying law at Yale after flipping a coin, having been accepted at both Yale and Harvard. Shame, he’s quite dof. So anyway, […]
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MEGAN FOX IS BACK ON THE MARKET!
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out: Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]
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ANGELS, HARLEY DAVIDSONS, ROCK STARS
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I received an invite from Marina at The Little Black Blook to the launch of the new uber-cool Harley-Davidson “Dark Custom” range of motorcycles last Thursday at The Winery, Mandela Rhodes Place. Wow! The night really was fabulous, with beautiful naughty little angels everywhere, fully stocked bar and a live session with Prime Circle, no […]
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RACHEL BILSON IS ENAGAGED
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]
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NEW SCARLETT JOHANSSON DOLCE AD
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Just quickly take this in. Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE LAYDEZZ
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant. What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]
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JESUS SAVES – THEN BLOWS IT ON A FERRARI
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Spotted outside The Bay Hotel in Camps Bay. From afar On closer inspection Jesus certainly does save! And then he went and blew his savings on a Ferrari! Nice work, JC! This, sent in by Lotte E: Hi Seth I can’t remember if this one has been on 2Oceans yet. Picked up […]
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OH MY GOD – ADRIANA LIMA IS MARRIED
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married. Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]
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THE OSCARS – YOU DECIDE – JEN OR ANGIE?
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]
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DAKOTA’S FANNING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
You see, this is the point I was trying to put across the other day. You find yourself turning and staring and you’re like, “Jesus, look at that piece of…” and then, as your eyes focus your brain signals you to shut up and stop what you’re saying and doing and thinking. PULL OUT!! PULL […]
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ADRIANA LIMA AS AMY WINEHOUSE
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It reminds me of when my mother arrived home and I was wearing her high heels. She did a bad job of hiding the panic and told me to remove them at once. Although I was only seven, a boy, and the shoes were not my size; I think my mother secretly agreed that I […]
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COSMOPOLITAN SEX SURVEY : IT’S FOR THE BIRDS
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I strongly suggest all girls make their way to the Cosmo Sex Survey. And I strongly suggest that the guys don’t! I made that mistake, you see.. Get there fast, ladies! I smelt a rat when I came to the question that asked: “How long would you date someone before having sex with […]
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ATLANTIC OCEAN PLAYS A GAME OF “LAKE-LAKE”
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The sun shone through very nicely earlier, which resulted in a well deserved little dip at Beta Beach. And now the clouds have come over. Not that it’s a problem from The Safe House, as this is the result.. FINE!
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CAMPS BAY IS TIT AT THE MOMENT
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Just chilling here with my main man, The Photographer. So he says to me, “Jeez, it’s tit today! the sky is very pastel.” I was like, “fucken big time! I need to show my gorgeous readers!” And here it is!!
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SPERM CELL BECOMES FATHER
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
So this little shit in the UK has become a dad at the age of 13. Which is fairly incredible, given that 13 would put us in standard 5 (“grade” 7). Personally, I was in standard 6 (I was incredibly bright as a child) at that age and talk of sex was definitely apparent in […]
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SAM THE KOALA IS FINE
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
One of the most famous pics to come out of the latest Australian fire tragedy, is this one, showing a fireman giving water to a Koala bear. The bear was first called Ken, but then they found out that he was actually a female. So they went for Sam the Koala Bear. There […]
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BAR RAFAELI ON COVER OF US SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Before I kick off here, it should just be noted that, although being in the same league of beauty, Bar Rafaeli is no relation to local female publishing dynamos Vanessa and Julia and the Raphaely Dynasty. They went for the “ph” and the “y”, rather than the “f” and the “i.” I must say ‘m […]
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THE LATEST CELLPHONE RULES
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 19 Comments
If you call me with a private number or a number I don’t know, I will not answer. FACT . If you don’t leave a message and call me again, I still will not answer. FACT . You can do this as many times as you wish over as many days as you want and […]
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WIN 5 PAIRS OF GOLDFISH TICKETS!
12 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Ok, so here we go. It’s the offer of a lifetime. All expenses paid entry to La Med to watch Goldfish play THIS Sunday night! I know, it’s pretty crazy. Go ahead, pinch yourself! It SAYS 8 February, but it MEANS 15 February! (photo obviously taken by The Photographer) Now, what you have […]
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SEND A VALENTINE’S DAY LOVE BOX
12 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I’m making use of a number of my resources this week. With the help of my friendly Butlers, there will be a number of Knead Love Boxes being sent all over town to some special angels! The contents of the Love Box Knead (Wembley Square – Cape Town) are offering the boxes (with the above […]
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SECRET SWIMS AT BETA BEACH
12 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Come on, Man! On a Thursday? At 15h00? 33 degrees? I have ABSOLUTELY no problem with that. *Angel not included. She just arrived with her boyfriend brother. This is what we in the industry refer to as a “bonsella.” ps. It’s 34 degrees tomorrow, my angels – sort your shit out..
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CREDIT CRUNCH CAT
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Our hearts go out to the ex-pats over in the UK at the moment as we take in this pic taken in Leicester Square this week. It’s nice to see that even cats in the UK are aware of the meltdown and are willing to do their bit. Money attracts pussy.. [thanks john]
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ADRIANA LIMA IN THE LATEST ELLE
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It’s good that Elle magazine do this, because Adriana Lima is a 10 out of 10 smoker. I claimed her quite a few years ago, just before she became a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s nice to bask in one’s glory. “Seriously babe, you look fine in that. The invite said semi-casual” Warming down is […]
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SUNSET FROM THE SAFE HOUSE LAST NIGHT
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Sunset from The Safe House I’m absolutely fine with that! Hey? Shame!
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