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AMOR VITTONE DISCUSSES JOOST SEX TAPE IN MARIE CLAIRE INTERVIEW
23 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 26 Comments
Wow, it’s all happening! For those of you who have just tuned in, ex security guard and Springbok rugby captain, Joost van der Westhuizen, was recently involved with a stripper in a hidden sex tape cocaine scandal. Or, should I say, “skandaal!” You can check out our past coverage on that here, but today we’re […]
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MAN PRETENDS TO BE CAR AT MCDONALD’S DRIVE THRU
22 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
This was taken in the last week when the Green Point McDonald’s was closed, EXCEPT for their drive thru service. Please enjoy this guy standing in between two cars, waiting for his order.. Man pretends to be car Whaaaahaha! Is it just me? Or do you also find that terribly amusing? Shame – […]
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MONDAY, SPRINGBOKS, EARS, DOGS, CHURCHES, L’ISLE SUR LA SORGUE
22 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Right, ok, welcome to your new week! What a stunning weekend that was! Congrats to the Springboks on winning the test against the British Lions and, in particular, to 2oceansvibe Character The Barndog for scoring the first try. Why did you do that? Very naughty.. Wel done also to Stephen Ballot for guessing the closest […]
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MEGAN FOX POTENTIALLY KILLS CUTE LITTLE FAT KID
19 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Shame, look at this poor little fat kid in London. The desperation is so evident and the fact that he has risked all by doing so – with a rose in his hand. Moments like this can kill little fat kids and it is unfortunate that the Daily Mail published this photo. Shame on you […]
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LOOSE RUSSIANS AVAILABLE AT KLOOF SPAR
18 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
With Alec Baldwin’s recent faux pas regarding Filipino brides (here) you would think the Spar on Kloof Street would be more subtle? Naughty R9.12 for some loose Russians!? My goodness, it’s a steal! [thanks si]
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GIRLS, WHAT DO WE THINK OF MEGAN FOX’S LATEST DRESS?
17 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
I’m focusing on the girls here, as the guy’s response will be pretty much standard. That’s IF they can lift their jaws off the floor. Following in the footsteps of one Heather Graham (here and here), Megan Fox is quietly packing a massive punch in every city that she visits during this Transformers promotional tour […]
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BLUE ROUTE MALL TAKING FATHER’S DAY TO ANOTHER LEVEL
17 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Again the power of the 2oceansvibe community is on display as we receive no less than THREE separate emails with photographs of the same sign displayed on a shop window in Cape Town’s Blue Routemall. Behold: Spotted on window of a men’s manicure parlour. Blue Route Mall, Cape Town. Look, it’s a bloody nice […]
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THE “SIMUNYES”
15 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Some of you may have spotted The Simpsons rip-off on the wall outside the City Cafe in Sea Point. On the other hand, some of you may not have spotted it. That’s why I’m here – to bridge that gap between you being uncool and cool. Pretty darn funny. With Homer in overalls […]
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MEGAN FOX SPOTTED IN PARIS
15 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
My Goodness, I missed this by just a couple weeks! Megan Fox was spotted in Paris as she continues the promotional tour for the new Tranformers movie, called Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. There’s no doubt about it – she’s a bona fide 10.
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CYCLISTS SAY “UP YOURS” TO VIDA E AND GENERAL PUBLIC’S REQUESTS
15 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 52 Comments
BLATANTLY ignoring Vida e’s polite public-led request (here) for cyclists to remove their helmets when frequenting their establishment; it seems that THESE cyclists couldn’t care less about the general public’s wishes regarding their grossly inappropriate, anti-social and imposing behaviour. This, sent in this morning by a 2oceansvibe reader and concerned fellow citizen. Camps Bay […]
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VERY COOL NEW PANORAMIC AERIAL PHOTOGRAPH OF CAPE TOWN
15 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
I’m not sure who took this panoramic aerial photograph of Cape Town, Table Mountain and the Green Point stadium, but they did a very good job. Thought you might enjoy it. Click pic for hi-res version. CLICK HERE FOR HI-RES CAPE TOWN PANORAMIC IMAGE Jeepers, that is impressive! Shame, very kak place we […]
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MY NEW HEIDI KLUM T-SHIRT + GENERAL 2OCEANSVIBE INSTRUCTIONS
12 Jun 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 9 Comments
I MUST show you the Heidi Klum T-shirt I bought in Avignon whilst donning those white Ray Bans I mentioned the other day (from the new Ray Ban Colorize collection at Sunglass Hut). It is, quite simply, one of the most awesome T-shirts of your life. Check it out: Please excuse the pout But, […]
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“MONUMENTAL” TBG SIGHTING IN CAPE TOWN
12 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Those of you who don’t believe in magic will struggle with this one. While Santa Claus and the tooth fairy turn out to be fake as we get older, there is no denying the realness of the “myth” that is The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). In one of the most beautiful TBG sightings of our […]
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PARIS HILTON IS SINGLE AGAIN AND WEARING RAY BAN COLORIZE WAYFARERS
11 Jun 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It hasn’t been that long since we published pics (here) of Hilts and her now ex-boyfriend, Doug Someone-or-other, dry humping each each other in Cannes; and would you believe it, they’ve broken up! Paris Hilton in blue More getting out of car NSFW here PEOPLE reports: “In response to the inquiry on whether […]
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MOTHER ABANDONS KIDS FOR SON’S 18 YEAR OLD BUDDY
11 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Yup, you guessed it – this happened in the UK, where they specialise in this kind of stuff. I’ll break it down for you. This 36 year old woman, Debbie Mallinson, has fled her council estate with her 18 year old lover, Adam. Debbie’s son is, naturally, Adam’s best friend. Her son is one of […]
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HEATHER GRAHAM GOES FOR YET ANOTHER VIBE!
11 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 30 Comments
Yesterday we showed you a pic of Heather Graham (here) wearing a rather revealing ripped dress, taken at the premier of her new movie, The Hangover in Dublin. The general response in the comments section from the female 2oceansvibers ranged from “hot” to “tacky.” Yesterday was the premier for the same movie in London and […]
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THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ – THEY HATIN’….
11 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Spotted on a South African road, sometime in the recent past. The recession has hitEven taxi fare can be too expensive [thanks earl]
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LEONARDO DICAPRIO AXED BAR REFAELI AGAIN
11 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Leonardo ONLY makes hit movies and he ONLY dates supermodels. Like Bar Refaeli (no relation ) below, who he has just axed. No spice. Bar RefaeliSee ya! Always reliable People Magazine reveals : On-again off-again couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have called it quits once more, sources confirm to PEOPLE. “They’re […]
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HEATHER GRAHAM GOES FOR A NEW VIBE
10 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 15 Comments
Here we see Heather Graham throwing out a new vibe in Dublin this week, at the premier of premiere of “The Hangover .” Heather Graham giving it a full go. Hmm. I don’t https://www.topphentermineonline.com necessarily mind it. What do we think, girls? EXTRA BONUS VIBE: Click here for the Daily Mail’s recent […]
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PHOTOS OF MATT DAMON AND MORGAN FREEMAN AS FRANCOIS PIENAAR AND NELSON MANDELA
10 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 17 Comments
The 1995 World Cup film is officially being named “INVICTUS,” and I thought you would enjoy these pics of Matt Damon as Francois Pienaar and Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela. Matt Pienaar Morgan Mandela Quite a vibe. I dig that pic of Morgs. Nailing the frail Mandela vibe. And Damon’s strapping around the […]
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DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY
09 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
A while back I brought you a wonderful copy of someone’s passport who ended up with the name “TWO RAND.” That was good, but I fear this might be better. Geniedit.. VICTOR “DONT-WORRY” SAMBU Aah, it’s just too awesome for words. You can almost imagine what happened. Victor went to Home Affairs (probably […]
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BETTY BOOP HAS MOVED IN WITH ME
09 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I bought this little Betty Boop figurine/doll type vibe in London. Is that ok? Betty BoopSmoking hot.. Cost me 40 quid, that did; and I can’t say for sure WHY I bought it. It just sucked me in, tractor-beam, wrrrrrrrr. I had just finished off a couple pints with The Inside Centre and […]
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LEST WE FORGET
08 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You forgot about Anna Kournikova, didn’t you? There were a few days, weeks or possibly even months that you completely forgot about her and didn’t think about her once, right? Naughty. The greatest women’s tennis player of all time You’ll miss her when she’s gone..
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VIDA E CAFFE – LONDON – CORNER OF REGENT STREET & AIR
08 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Dying for a fresh coffee, I hunted down the new Vida e Caffe which has opened in London. It’s on the corner of Regent Street and Air and is about 200m from Piccadilly Circus tube station. I was pleased to see that everyone’s favourite barista, Msizi, was there, as well as one of the partners, […]
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FEDERER WINS FRENCH OPEN – THE GREATEST TENNIS PLAYER OF ALL TIME
07 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
As I am currently residing in the South of France as part of the 2009 Strengthening Ties Tour, I thought it pertinent to report on what I’ve been doing for the last couple of hours – which is watching the French Open final, which featured Roger Federer playing the Swedish pretender, Robin Soderling (fresh from […]
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LONE ATTACKER TARGETS SHELL STATION
04 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
As the resounding chorus of dissent aimed at these senseless attacks continue, each new sighting becomes more and more difficult to comprehend. Like this recent accosting at the Shell garage shop, on Buitenkant. What is this alien doing? Take me to your leader. Vida e in South Africa have followed the 2oceansvibe led […]
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LONDON TODAY
03 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those who haven’t worked it out, you’d be advised to follow 2oceansvibe on Twitter (here) during these next few days. Obviousy there will still be articles coming out on 2oceansvibe, but there is LOADS MORE other stuff happening on Twitter throughout the day. Quick things. Small things. Fun things.
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BIG DEMAND FOR “WINGWOMAN” SERVICE
02 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is happening in New York City at the moment. Where it is just jam-packed wall-to-wall FULL of genuii. Got this off Craiglist: $30/hour: Personal Introduction Assistant / “wingwoman” (Midtown)Reply to:job-9qnwa-1179876392@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-20, 6:42AM EDT We have an opening for a part-time personal introduction assistant, aka a “wingwoman.” […]
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IF ONLY THEY NEW
02 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Spotted at Checkers in Kempton Park. Ag fooi tog! [thanks jan]
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THE 2009 STRENGTHENING TIES TOUR
01 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Gather ’round. Gather ’round. I have an announcement to make. Later this afternoon [pause] I embark on the annual Strengthening Ties Tour. I will return on the 4th of July. The 2009 Strengthening Ties Tour1 June – 4 July, 2009 Yes, yes, I know. This may come as a surprise to you, and […]
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