I spent the night at The Muse ‘s place at Harbour Edge on Sunday night. We woke up in the middle of the night at some Godforsaken hour, with the intercom ringing. It’s an incredibly loud sound that it gives and, for a moment, I genuinely thought we were under attack. It went on for […]
Whilst the TBG’s (Tall Blonde Guy) spell is being felt and discussed as far afield as New York, I received this TBG sighting over the weekend. In a very rarely seen twist of fate, a Capetonian managed to double up an incredible 33rd birthday with a TBG sighting! I mean, REALLY, what are the chances!!?? […]
Old Dems turns 47 this year. I know, can you believe it! Lieutenant Commander JoAnne Galloway It feels like just yesterday that she was tuning Lieutenant Daniel Kaffe, “My job is to make sure that you do your job. I’m special counsel for Internal Affairs. So my jurisdiction is pretty much in your face.” I […]
Absolutely gorgeous. Charlotte Hawkins IS an angel.. SKY NEWS, mornings, DSTV channel 402. I enjoy her. So will you.
Whoever designed the T-shirt that they put on his statue to commemorate Mandela Day, should be shot. How rude! Naughty. Very naughty. [thanks dave]
We ignore for a second the fact that she is married to Tom Brady, as we take out some time to simply peruse Gisele Bundchen. Whoopsie daisy! Wonderful! What a simply wonderful vibe we all just shared there. Stuart, could you say grace please..
At first I didn’t want to mention this TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting, as I didn’t think it was fair. I didn’t think it was fair that one person can have a DOUBLE TBG SIGHTING, in two different cities. How would that feel to the millions of other fans out there who would, quite literally, […]
So here’s Emma Watson, the actress from Harry Potter. Have you watched Harry Potter? I haven’t really. I pretty much know the story, given that Harry Potter, the character, is loosely based on me. Have you watched it a lot? Because if you do think you have, then I can tell you right now for […]
One of the 2oceansvibe readers were cruising around Gumtree, trying to find a place to rent. As one might expect from a 2oceansviber, she wasn’t shy to peruse some places in Clifton. That’s when she stumbled upon this little BEAUT! 3 bed, Fully Itatlian Furnished Clifton beach house Ad ID: 139760893 Hi All you […]
Just when you think you’ve seen and heard it all, 2oceansvibe goes and brings you a WORLD EXCLUSIVE – David Hasselhoff speaking Afrikaans ! David Hasselhof “Baie Dankie” These RARE original recordings were made by London Capital FM’s Johnny Vaughan (2oceansvibe’s “The UK Showbiz Guy“) and David Hasselhof during a secret recording session […]
I’ve got a pantload of unrelated images all over my desktop that were meant for their own individual articles. Images that have made the grade and progressed from the pile of rubbish I receive, onto my desktop.They’ve been their too long and the moment is gone. So I’m putting them all into one article. Right […]
Day 4 on my return home to Cape Town and I’m more than pleased with the vibe being tossed around by my ex, Mother Nature. Let me take you through some pics taken at The Safe House as I found my way through the day. That is the moon going down at around 06h30 […]
Nice to see Woolworths aren’t scared to sex it up a little bit when the moment takes it. This video must have given the Woolworth’s ultra-conservatives a heart attack! Two things to be aware of – the track in the background is Fort Knox by Goldfish (my personal fave tune of theirs) and the main […]
It was too easy yesterday. I popped into Vida e on Kloof Road and then waltzed over to Mabu Vinyl, just opposite (in the road leading into the Vida entrance – Rheede Street) to pick up some records. I called the owner, Sugar, from the South of France on the day that Michael Jackson died. […]
Some folk seem a bit unhappy with Springbok coach, Peter de Villiers. So much so that moments like this are being highlighted.. Peter de Villers – ASOL I see what you did there. Good. [thanks ilan]
Wow, this is something to add to the voices in your head asking why exactly you live in London. A recent study has found that violent crime is higher in the UK per capita, than it is in South Africa. This, from the Daily Mail : The most violent country in Europe: Britain […]
Those of you who watched Sunday’s Wimbledon men’s final would have enjoyed the crowd viewing pleasure. Notables including Woody Allen, Russell Crowe, Sir Alex Ferguson, Pistol Pete Sampras and many others. Lest we forget runner-up Andy Roddick’s wife, Brooklyn Decker Roddick . Just a reminder of what he’s dealing with: Whatya thinkin’? That’s […]
I cruised into Woolies on Saturday with The Photographer (who just won a bronze lion at Cannes for this, I might add) and spotted something I had never seen before. “Suck me sideways!!” I yelled, “look at THIS!!” Woolworths have now erected a “complementary sanitising wipes” station next to the trolleys. It dispenses wet-wipes for […]
Hello Friends! I write to you from a Starbucks somewhere in Paris. Those of you following 2oceansvibe on Twitster will be well aware of why I am not in Ibiza! Oh, you’re not following 2oceansvibe on Twitster? Well you’re just missing out then.. That is the hotel I’m staying at in ParisWeird shape […]
I shouldn’t really be talking about this, as I write from a hammock, somewhere in the Cote d’Azur. But I think it shows my compassion and love for you, given that a lot of you are reading this from the rainy plains of Cape Town. Now I trust we are embracing the change of season? […]
It wasn’t that long ago that the adorable Menu Savari starred alongside Kevin Spacey in the film American Beauty. Well maybe it was a long time – 10 years ago to be precise. And that,my friends, is the difference between 20 and 30. That’s a no go. Not ideal Apologies to those of […]
Those of you following me on the Twitmeister will be well aware that Air France lost my luggage between Marseille airport and Paris. I still don’t have it, but am enjoying the extravagance of wearing brand new jocks every day. Although it can very often backfire. I’m referring, of course, to the process one goes […]
It’s not often that we get a sighting OF another TBG sighting (Tall Blonde Guy). Especially when the person involved in the original sighting is so overcome by emotion that they don’t even get a photo of themselves! Marc P tells us about the magical moment, that night at Asoka. Dear Seth, I thought […]
Popped-in to the Romanesque Abbey of Sénanque just north of Gorde yesterday and took in the magic surrounding the working monastery, founded by the Cistercians in 1148. The Abbaye Notre-Dame de Sénanque That’s how the monks roll The Abbaye Notre-Dame de Sénanque is a beautiful religious site and the perfect place to see […]
The Kitesurfer (very good looking, single, good pedigree) is known for his DIY expertise and hands-on nature when it comes to virtually anything. From home-made beer and wine, to potato guns and the restoration of vintage cars… he’s done it all. Except this.. Please enjoy “the flying boat” – he sent me this video and […]
Cape Town suffers from late night drunk texts just as much (possibly a tad more) as the rest of the world. You know the ones. When you wake up in the morning and see a string of “WHERE ARE YOU???” texts and booty calls from various girls and boys, sent at 3am. Or, should I […]
Oh my God! Look at this! We do not have all the info at the mo, but what we do have are these pictures and the report below. Photo from Life Is Savage (Courtesy of Grant Hood) Photo courtesy of @heinkoen This, from News24: Cape Town – A container carrying potentially harmful […]
Some of you will recall the incredible story reported by the BBC and the Guardian (here) with regards to the teenager who drew a massive 60-foot penis on the roof of his parents mansion in West Berkshire. He wanted to see if it would be picked up by Google Earth. His parents found out about […]
I nearly wet myself yesterday at the St. Remy market (where Princess Caroline and Princess Charlotte have a home and past residents have included two very close friends of mine, Van Gogh and Nostradamus) as I walked around, deep in thought, mainly about you. You’ll recall previous sightings (here ) of crazy-ass dogs and ears […]
Well I’m glad this has gone full circle. Although maybe not entirely. A few days ago we published (here) a pic of cute little fat kid trying terribly hard to give a rose to Megan Fox. You’ll remember the pain and anguish all over his face. Full story here So with the way things are […]