It’s that time of the month again.. as we remove the best of the rubbish you send me which gathers dust on my desktop, and release it onto the United Internet. We’ll kick off with this genius, sent in by Trev: Wrong way, my love. Then this absolute gem, spotted by Phillip, somewhere […]
THAT just happened! It’s name is Carla Velli and it is an Italian actress. That pic was taken this last week in Miami. There are more pics – some of them ever so slightly NSFW. But that’s up to you whether you want to see them or not. I don’t know – maybe topless […]
AWESOME footage was sent to me of The TBG donating the 3,267th pair of jeans to the Levi’s “Get Rid of Your Jeans For Good ” Campaign! The TBG caught dropping off jeans at the Waterfront I think it’s fair to say that if The TBG (who spends most of his time healing […]
Now why would you NOT want to be at the Cosmo lingerie show? Have you picked up the latest copy of Cosmopolitan? God, it’s glorious! It features so many ex-2oceansvibe Weathergirls and 2oceansvibe friends, it’s actually a joke. From Tracy McGregor and Lyndall Jarvis to Tammy-Ann Fortuin, Rouxmia Bougas, Genevieve Morten (sizzzzling) and Lisa Cowley […]
Right, ok, did anyone check out the Cape Times front page this morning? If so, there may be more to it than you thought. Standard stuff? Just you wait.. As expected, it featured the ongoing gender-bender saga of South African female athlete, Caster Semenya. Bless her and all that, but did you read […]
I popped into Cafe Roux in Noordhoek the other day. I just love the place (even though they don’t yet stock De Grendel wine) because you never quite know what you’re going to get – be it the patronage and/or the surroundings. Last Sunday, for example, featured what could only be described as “Aladdin’s Grandmother” […]
Don’t forget about Brooklyn. Ever. Hope everyone’s Friday is going well. You ready for the weekend? Have you checked the traffic on the roads? Remember to check out www.capetowntrafficcam.co.za to see webcams showing the traffic all over Cape Town. Have a stunner!
Got this little pearler last week. I want you to see it. It’s really special. Stunning! Hi Seth, I hope your Hollywood adventures are going swimmingly! The cold, wet weather has returned to Cape Town this week – but I’m counteracting the appalling weather by contributing to the South African red wine sales, […]
2oceansvibe Character “The Surfer” (AKA Anthony Fox) is making his name as a surf photographer and certainly took things to the next level this morning as the Cape Times published his pic of Twiggy Baker surfing “Dungeons” on the front page. The wave vs. prison ordealI’ll take the wave.. Quite a mean vibe. […]
I spent quite a bit of time in Los Angeles with Cokey Falkow (2oceansvibe Character The Comedian ) and he’s been showing me some of the stuff he has been working on. In particular, this little beauty he did with Iron Fist depicting Cokey as Jesus Christ, entering into a breakdance competition against Satan, somewhere […]
I referred to a website the other day called Behind The Scenes. You can check it out at www.behindthescene.co.za It’s by a Cape town guy living in London. He does it very nicely and stops to observe the interesting and crazy things around London and surrounds. He does it well and it’s usually pretty thought […]
Carla Bruni has been a model and singer before. She has also dated both Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger. She is currently the First Lady of France and turns 42 this year. Let’s get a good look at that. At 42? I’m FINE with that The gap remains.. Not bad at all for […]
I spotted this wonderful guy in a car somewhere in The Valley, Los Angeles. Please enjoy him. Very clean environment What do you think? I hope you like him, because he’ll be looking after your kids this weekend. Oh NOOO, you have NOTHING to worry about – he’s GREAT with kids! You know, kidnapping […]
Very much in tune with his role as a 2oceansviber, we have 2oceansvibe Character, The Big “H.” indulging in the glory of himself. Yup, Harry Simpson is well aware that work is a sideline and that he should endeavor to live the holiday. Shame The Big “H” makes us very proud A shining […]
I get a lot of stuff from the 2oceansvibers out there – stories and pics of things happening around Cape Town and earth in general. Car crashes, fires, funny people, funny things – stuff like that. Some I use, some I bin. You see, I only like the good stuff. An example of the good […]
I trust you caught the article the other day about how Obama unwittingly helped promote the new Rugby World Cup movie, after Nelson Mandela SUDDENLY received an ESPY award for his connection to sport some 15 years ago? Oh you missed it? No problem – here it is right here. Morgan Freeman and Matt […]
A 2oceansviber stopped at the BP garage in Sea Point the other night and looked up to see this sign looming over the forecourt. It seems that part of the sign was out, making the vibe even more questionable than before! Not sure this is the type of thing we want to encourage on […]
We continue this feel-good period with a recent quote from Welsh international and Lions rugby player, Martyn Williams, on his blog/column (here), following the recent tour to South Africa. Lions flanker, Martyn Williams Saturday’s game was one of the toughest I have ever been involved in. We had altitude to contend with, it was […]
Well it’s all just so warm and fluffy at the moment. The email and comment responses to the “ANOTHER 2OCEANSVIBER CHOOSES TO LIVE THE HOLIDAY” article a few days back pays further homage to our mantra, Work is a sideline, live the holiday. This, from Misha C, an ex-pat 2oceansviber based in the UK. […]
We pause for a second to peruse Avril Lavigne, spotted on a yacht in the last week or so – somewhere in St. Tropez. I must be honest, I’ve always had a soft spot for Avril. And that was before she started doing things like that. Although I am concerned at how her body […]
If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A. Then everybody’d be surfin’ Like Californ-i-a You’d seem ’em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin’ U.S.A. You’d catch ’em surfin’ at Del Mar (Inside outside U.S.A.) Ventura County line (Inside outside U.S.A.) Santa Cruz and Trestles (Inside outside U.S.A.) Australia’s Narrabeen […]
A horrified Justin L just sent this in. It seems not even Sainsbury’s stores are safe from helmet attacks.. Where does it end? Hey Seth I was cruising around the Putney Sainsburys yesterday, pretty idle thursday, nothing crazy, when I turned a corner into the bread aisle and got hit with this.. Justin […]
I’ve just arrived in Los Angeles for that Pauly Shore vibe after two weeks back home in Cape Town staying at the Cape Royale . It was a wonderful, yet chilly two weeks, following that month in the South of France , so it’s good to get back into summer. It’s pretty much tradition for […]
Here is Emma Watson, the actress from the Harry https://premier-pharmacy.com/product/tramadol/ Potter films. Do you know that she was a victim of a celebrity death hoax? Ja, it’s true. Check it out here. Emma Watson AKA Hermione Granger Ja, so anyway – quite a revealing dress she’s rolling with there, doncha think? She looks […]
Bob Skinstad, The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward, finally got back to me on the eve of my departure to Los Angeles. You see, I arrive there on the first weekend of the Tri Nations (that SA are playing) and wouldn’t know WHERE to start, in terms of finding a venue to watch. […]
Hey gang, I’m sorry to do this to you, but daddy is going away for a little bit. I know you must be scared, but just realise that it is very necessary as it will bring me us one step closer to global domination. You know how busy daddy gets. I will be gone for […]
I’ve got something here I just want you to have a look at. It’s just something I found. Just have a quick look, if you might. Ja, so that’s Miranda Kerr. You might remember her – we featured her here and here (Pirelli). We’ll pretend just for a moment that she is not […]
For those of you who read and got involved in the comments section (some more than others) of my “HARBOUR EDGE KNEE JERK” article yesterday, I thought you might enjoy this. I was in that same underground parking garage this morning and it is interesting to note the vehicle whose parking place I mistakingly took […]
Listed below are several stores where you can get a FREE Braai Grill! Checkers Shoprite Pick n Pay Woolworths Spar Seven Eleven Elite Clicks Makro Metro Hyperama Hypermarket Fruit and Veg city I especially like the higher rack -which can be used for keeping things warm, and also the toaster attachments! Just make […]
Taken very recently at the entrance of a bar in Thailand. That’s a lag! There are tons of hilarious things that people spot in Thailand. A lot of it is sent in to 2oceansvibe. A lot of it doesn’t make it to the vibe. But this one does, because it’s GENIUS! It’s pretty […]