I am overly impressed with the vibe being thrown by the new Cape Quarter, in the de Waterkant neighborhood of Green Point. Do yourself a favour and do a little fly-by along Somerset Road, opposite the BP (who are upgrading their shop to include some new kind of Pick ‘n Pay express vibe – much […]
We’re all used to the crazy prices charged on Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard and, when compared to overseas prices in select premier destinations, they’re pretty reasonable. But now things are moving to the next level. Because right here I have for you a R100 million house. That’s US$14 million. Pretty serious stuff. Check it out […]
This basically “hit the net” today. I’ve received it no less than 30 times. Never before has there been so much fuss over a sausage in South Africa. I thought I would “nip it in the bud” (mine) and give it to you right here, right now; so that I don’t have to endure these […]
It’s that time of the month again. The time I wade through the GARBAGE that you send me and select some true genius pieces of rubbish and publish them here for all to see. Then I can wipe it all off my desktop and start anew. We’ll kick off with this one, which I think […]
It’s common knowledge that I am a big fan of the Woolies JT1 lingerie range (I’m not alone, it seems) and have never seen a better example of why this is, as on Saturday night at the JT1 fashion show which took place at Cape Town’s FTV Cafe. Every single girl involved was an absolute […]
Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans. Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy […]
You’ll recall with tears in your eyes the 2nd Neighbourhood Rock/Paper/Scissors Grand National which took place a couple months ago at Neighbourhood bar on Long Street. Ja, well it looks like the organisers have finally surfaced from the tequila haze and have produced a highlights video from the event. They’re taking it national (properly) soon […]
Spotted in a European ELLE Mag. Monica Cruz – 32 Hotter than her sister, Penelope?
It is interesting to note that the TBG’s (Tall Blonde Guy’s) fame has reached such biblical proportions that we are now at a point where a pic of him on the phone in the street is just as newsworthy as personal interaction photographs/reports with civilians. Dear Seth, Dude…. The Vibe is following me. I […]
I’m *cough* sure this website has all the right intensions but, honestly, from where I’m sitting it looks tailor made for middle-age affairs and mid-life crises (yes, that is how you spell the plural of “crisis”). Time for an upgrade? Pop on down to sugarcupid.com! The website goes for this vibe – and I quote: […]
Megan Fox has punished herself by referring to her Transformers director as a Napoleon and Hitler type. But there’s no surprise there, we’ve always known that Megas doesn’t pack a full one. The big result here was an open letter from director Michael Bay’s crew who got deep into it. Megan Fox The way […]
Top celebrities and sports stars have risen to the challenge of raising funds for street youth charity MylifE by donating signed underwear for auction… All shapes and sizes of bras, boxers, knickers and sportswear will be on offer over the coming months, with some of the special edition items going up for sale at the […]
I don’t know if you’ve caught any of the terribly awkward “Between Two Ferns” interviews before, but I think you need to get into them. Especially this one, because it features none other than SA’s very own Oscar winner, Charlize Theron. Check it out. “Monsters inc.” – hahahaha! Very good. And when you’re […]
People of Walmart dot com is a gift to us all. Those of you who have ever been into a Walmart will know all about the different breeds and types of people and fashion you can get in that place. Let’s run through a few.. Stunning! Note stance, then boots, then bald patchIt’s […]
A big thanks to this week’s sponsors, Levi Strauss, for allowing us to gaze at FHM’s hottest chick of the year, Lyndall Jarvis, in a bikini. As well as an excuse to get Bob Skinstad to strip in front of the camera! That’s right!! And it’s all right here! The latest 2oceansvibe Show and Weather […]
You should be well aware by now of Vanessa Haywood, the smoking hot leading actress in the globally critically acclaimed, District 9. Seth caught up with Vanessa at her ELLE Magazine cover shoot in Cape Town today. Wait for video to load and check it out: *Slow connections should wait for the box […]
Everyone’s trying to keep it a secret, but it’s pretty difficult to hide the fact that Vanessa Haywood, the star of the biggest movie in the world at the moment, District 9, is in Cape Town. Why is she in Cape Town? Oh…just to quietly shoot the cover of SA Elle Magazine! Now we’re talking! […]
We don’t do smut, here on 2oceansvibe. We’re a classy publication. But we are always willing to delve into tasteful photo shoots of beautiful women, for the sake of *ahem* art. So I’m warning everyone beforehand that within this post are hidden doorways into a realm of very tasteful naked NSFW pics of supermodel/Hollywood star […]
Dave D sent in these pics having spotted an old-school mini cruising around Cape Town with ACTUAL LIVING PLANTS growing out of it. Your basic seedlings Mr Starke had no Ayres and graces Dave D tells us that he followed the car into an underground [they paved paradise and put up a] […]
Sharks Rugby have really outdone themselves this time! They’ve expanded the successful sharks brand and franchise into an online dating service. And check out the chicks they’ve got on the front page – wowzers! singlesharks.co.za Ja, look, those are obviously just promotion or Sharks girls on the right of the screen – I […]
Claudia Schiffer turned 39 about two weeks ago. Staring down the barrel at 40, we are prompted to reflect upon the smoking hot blonde german supermodel. In the days of the original supermodels (the “Big Six” – Linda, Claudia, Cindy, Christy, Kate, Naomi), Claudia was always my choice. She was all over my bedroom (it […]
UNBELIEVABLE scenes today in Cape Town’s TBK region (memo : we will refer to “Tamboerskloof” as “TBK” from now on) where a near-naked woman locked herself out of her house, after attempting to clean the exterior windows. “Look, something is going on over there at that house” “Oh my GOD!! There is a woman […]
Well it’s not every day that a Hollywood A-lister comes out in support of a local radio station! Heart 104.9FM celebrated the annual Heart FM Spring Dip, and Christopher Walken lent a hand and joined in on the fun! Christopher Walken“I got this watch…” No stranger to Cape Town events, Christopher Walken was […]
INCREDIBLE scenes over the weekend outside Vida e in Green Point, as we see a “prawn” approaching a car guard. A “prawn” approaches a car guard outside Vida e, Green Point The car guard is not quite sure about that prawn – as we notice continued multi-species integration on the streets of Cape […]
This is not a drill. This is the real thing. Kelly BrookRight here. Right now. Have you noticed how Kelly doesn’t have to starve herself to be sexy? Do you think she’d be as appealing if she was skin and bones? No, is the answer.
It never ceases to amaze me how easy it is for The TBG to adapt to normal situations with normal people, talking about normal things. He just seems to know how to put the whole room at ease. Again, it’s just his aura and his sheer brilliance and genius. Just look at this latest sighting. […]
I’ve seen her around town at the right events and establishments, being a good model – looking pretty and laughing at the correct times. And then she turned up again on Thursday night last week at the Cosmopolitan Lingerie Fashion Show. On the ramp, no less! Mine eyes were pleased. What do we have […]
I trust you lot are aware that Bob Skinstad (The Character Formerly Known as The Loose Forward) is with the Supersport team over in Australia – covering the Springboks overseas leg of the Tri-Nations series. The Springboks, just to remind you, are currently the greatest rugby team on earth. They’re like rugby ninja’s and, what’s […]
Taken by The Surfer off the coast of South Africa. A moment in time with the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) So poised and graceful, the global icon and shark whisperer is just at home in water, as he is on land and in the air.
It’s common knowledge that Hugh Hefner ‘s life is loosely based on mine and I wish to expand on that. In particular, I am referring to the article entitled “Down the Rabbit Hole” featured in this weekend’s Lifestyle section of this weekend’s Sunday Times newspaper. The article discussed the newly-published author Izabella St James and […]