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GOOGLE LIVE FOOTBALL SCORES
17 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You do know if you Google “fifa live scores” you get a completely live score card showing all current games being played? Without making another click! It shows it as the first result! I swear. Check. Looks like North Korea won’t be getting any football coverage on TV today.. Pretty cool, hey? What’s more, […]
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A VIRTUAL TOUR OF SETH’S CAPE ROYALE PENTHOUSE..
14 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
All protocol was relaxed as we granted one photographer and virtual-tour expert (Panascape) unprecedented access to my suite at the Cape Royale hotel. As it is my primary residence, you can imagine what intimate never-seen-before details were caught on camera. The virtual tour itself let’s you cruise around the Cape Royale hotel (spinning 360 degrees […]
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MY KIND OF CYCLIST
14 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
People think I’m against ALL cyclists. Not true. It’s just the dicks I don’t enjoy. The guys who wear their helmets whilst dining at the table next to me. The 60 year old men who look like the aliens from District 9 (hence their nickname “prawns”) clearly exposing their balls under a thin layer of […]
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MAKE THAT CALL
11 Jun 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
There’s going to be an awful lot of tension regarding referee calls, and the dubious opinions of your fellow spectators this afternoon, and indeed for the rest of the tournament. To avoid unnecessary conflict, and to make sure that your opinion is valued above all others this World Cup, get your hands on this little […]
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TEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MEXICO
10 Jun 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Tomorrow, we face el Mexicanos in an epic footballing battle. Let’s get to know our enemy, shall we?
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THE WHEEL OF EXCELLENCE
10 Jun 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Green Point is ramping up the killer World Cup vibes. Most of us frenzied Capetonian vibers will already know this, but those of you from outta-town will most definitely appreciate this vibe. You know the London Eye? Well…
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BAFANA BAFANA “UNITED WE STAND” 2010 MARCH IN SANDTON – MAYHEM!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Bafana Frenzy – “Let them bring their Mexican wave – we will bring vuvuzelas!” was the war cry of nearly 185000 South African fans who lined the streets of Johannesburg yesterday in support of Bafana Bafana. In return for the massive support shown them, the national squad vowed to play not only for former president […]
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KELLY BROOK ON CAMPS BAY BEACH AHEAD OF PLAYBOY SPREAD [+VIDEO]
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Kelly Brook was in Cape town recently for a FHM World Cup shoot. Dressed in nothing but a bikini, these still shots and video give us an idea of what to expect when she does her upcoming Playboy spread, which will earn her $500,000. Not a bad pay day.. Kelly Brook enjoys lions Check it […]
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CLIFTON IN 1900
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
A 2oceansviber sent me a PDF of what must be the most comprehensive pack of old Cape Town photos ever. We’ve all seen those shots from the 50’s and 60’s, but it’s not often you see shots from 1900! Check out Clifton: Clifton, Cape Town – circa 1900 Pretty sick, hey? There are literally HUNDREDS […]
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“ALSO WE TEND TO SMOKE SOME OF THE GREEN” – AWESOME NEW GUMTREE AD!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Much like the hilarities found on Craiglist classifieds websites around the world, our very own online classifieds website, Gumtree, has been known to give us the odd corker from time to time. Take this ad, for example: Hello, So firstly; this room is only available for a female. Sorry guys; it’s already two of us […]
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SOCCER BABES – LIVE AT CAPRICE
07 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oh Lordi, Lordi – they’re taking it to the next level at Caprice this Thursday.. Check it out – they’re shooting a Caprice calendar (with these eight hot models representing various soccer teams, all wearing virtually eff-all) in the upstairs section of Cappers and AT THE SAME TIME they’ve got DJ duo “Crazy White Boy” […]
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WINNIE COOPER FROM “THE WONDER YEARS” IS IN GOOD NICK!
04 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s been a while since we all had a crush on TV character Winnie Cooper (real name Danica McKellar) from the hit TV show “The Wonder Years,” which ran in the late 80’s, early 90’s. Well she went on and became a mathematician (no spice) and then finally did then right thing and came back […]
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THE TWITTER PARADE
04 Jun 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
If you’re feeling a little low on self-esteem today, try this out. The IS Twitter Parade is a nifty little website that creates an on-screen parade in your celebration, complete with a cheery musical sound track and small yells of joy. All you have to do is type in your Twitter name (or any keyword […]
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SKIP ST. TROPEZ – GO TO CASSIS
03 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of the last few days of our month in the South of France, brought us to the most gorgeous little seaside town on the Med – Cassis. Pic taken from PopYaCollar – (featured in Marie Claire) Wikipedia tells us: Cassis (French pronunciation: [kasi, kasis]; Occitan: Cassís) is a commune situated east of Marseille in […]
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THE SMASHED FERRARI QUOTE – JOHANNESBURG
01 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
They say the sight of a smashed up Ferrari can break a man. This may be true, but I think the sight of a repair bill can be even worse. Especially for a big accident. Especially when it’s a Ferrari. Like this Ferrari, for example: 1 X whoopsie That was sent in by a few […]
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SUPER ULTRA-HIGH-DEF IMAGE OF NEWLANDS RUGBY GROUND – FIND YOURSELF IN THE CROWD!
28 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Were you there on the day they shot this? Or maybe your girlfriend was, with another guy? Or maybe your boyfriend said he was using his spare season ticket to take a friend. Which friend exactly did he take? Not that we should turn this into something sinister! It’s just completely amazing technology they are […]
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ASS GOOD ASS IT GETS
27 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Ass-flavoured foods and ass themed products and services have really taken off over the past year. We have thoroughly enjoyed documenting the rise of this incredible vibe, which is looking more and more like something established, rather than the initial fad we thought it was. Take Toilet Duck, for example – I mean how long […]
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“THE STIG” LEARNER DRIVER
26 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Fans of Top Gear will get the appeal of a numberplate that suggests the driver is “The Stig” – the mysterious test driver from the hit TV series, whose identity has never been fully revealed. There’s only one problem with this picture: Learner Stig Oh, the irony. [thanks steve]
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EPPING MACHINERY IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW
20 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Marriott Machinery has it core business in buying, restoring and reselling used machines. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be sexy! Derek Marriott and a few of his *cough* staff took us on a guided tour of their plant. Oh, it’s in Epping, Cape Town (no spice). I tell you what, if I was ever […]
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VIDA E OPENS IN LONDON’S GOLDEN SQUARE!
19 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The poms seem to be acquiring a taste for SA’s favourite coffee, vida e. Either that, or the ex-pats are drowning themselves in the stuff! Both seem pretty plausible, mind you. That’s why I’ve arranged for vida e to give YOU a free coffee. That’s right, if you e-mail your UK physical / postal address […]
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GO TO THE SHOPS “LA-STYLE”
13 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I found this photo lying around and realised that it was taken for you. I wanted to show you a great example of how one should dress up when going to the shops on a Saturday or Sunday morning in Cape Town. I call it, “LA Style,” because it’s pretty much how everyone dresses in […]
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THE NOMU “TOUCH ME ON MY POSTER” COMPETITION IS COMING ALONG NICELY
12 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
What an incredible response we’ve had so far to the NoMU Touch Me On My Poster competition. A number of the 2oceansvibers out there managed to decipher the various clues we gave you and got themselves photographed with the poster in question! Well done, gang! Here are a few examples of what we have received […]
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“TOYS ‘R US” BREAKS INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY
12 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
2oceansvibe Character, Baby Jesus, spotted this sign in a local CT Toys ‘R Us store. Seriously now, what is the world coming to? Oh my God! With the recent ass flavour boom that has hit Cape Town and South Africa, it is understandable that Toys R Us would want to get in on the […]
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BLUE BULLS FANS ARE SPECIAL
11 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
So the Stormers are playing the Blue Bulls this weekend at Newlands. It’s all rather exciting and I have no doubt that our boys will take the crown – it’s just a matter of you putting off the positive energy they require to do it! So about a week ago this photograph arrives in my […]
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VICTORIA’S SECRET – CIRCA 1977
05 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Part-time-model, unruly brat and general pretender, Shaun Oakes, chirped me the other day in the comment section of an article, after I revealed that I was in matric in 1994 (it happened to be Freedom Day and I was discussing the 1994 election). He was going for the tried and tested, “are you that old” […]
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BUCKLE UP, YOU BEAUTIFUL THING YOU
30 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
People are surprised when they find out how strict I am when it comes to seat belts. Much like Nick Goldblatt (Golders), I refuse to drive or let passengers join me without them wearing one. Even when the Cape Royale chauffeur drives me around, I buckle up in the back seat. Some people forget to […]
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CAR MAGAZINE LAUNCHES “ON THE BACKSEAT” ONLINE SHOW – FIRST EPISODE FT. LYNDALL JARVIS
29 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It’s always a pleasure to see 2oceansvibe Weather Girls killing-it on the instanet. Take Lyndall Jarvis, for example, who joined Julz for the debut “On The Couch” episode for Car Magazine’s website. “CARtv’s Juliet McGuire chats to her friend Lyndall Jarvis, who was voted FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World, about her motoring adventures, what […]
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PRINCESS MADELEINE IS SINGLE – ENGAGEMENT OVER
29 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
We’ve covered the Swedish royals on the pages of 2oceansvibe before. You will recall the heartwarming story of Princess Victoria who took a shining to her fitness trainer and went on to marry him. Not exactly what King Carl and Queen Silvia had in mind, but hey, you can teach him to use a knife […]
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CURES EVERYTHING EXCEPT DEATH
28 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character, Six Figures, sent in this beautiful vibe: Seth, See attached, a small Indian guy in Singapore has the cure for every disease in the world. You’d have to think that if you got that close then you would probably hold out the formal announcement of your discovery until you tick off “death” as […]
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SAINSBURY’S IN THE UK ARE SELLING VUVUZELA’S
23 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
That’s right, you heard me – the poms will be coming with their OWN vuvuzelas! Just when you thought you had the market cornered with that container of vuvuzelas you plan to sell, Sainsbury’s chain of supermarkets in the UK are cutting you off before the rabble even get here! God help us all.. Check […]
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